Are poisonous and dangerous animals in Australia really that bad?
Have you ever been bitten?
Are poisonous and dangerous animals in Australia really that bad?
Have you ever been bitten?
Abos are the most dangerous
wow thanks for the red circle i would have no idea otherwise whats going on in the picture.
australia is a shithole to live in. i dont know why they always say
>fuck off we are full
why would anyone in their right mind want to live in australia? everything is expensive and wildlife hates you.
>get stung by a scorpion
>bitten by spider
>driving home
>kangaroo jumps and breaks windshield
>walk home
>get raped by a huge bird
Thank God for that red circle, almost missed the human arm.
it's really bad don't visit
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our animals are basically aliens
the funniest thing is foreigners seem to think the animals will just lash out at humans, who have been around them for 40000+ years and are clearly not a source of food.
Did that image really need a giant red circle?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>spiders big enough to catch, kill, and eat birds and spiders and shit
oh come on if it bites you there's headaches and joint pain for a day or so. you could always punch it flat if it pissed you off. the tiny, bright coloured spiders, they are the problem.
What's the story behind that?
Thank god that shit is far away from me
holy fuck this is such a plebbit post.
fuck off back.
A crocodile bit off a dudes hand. He left it in his mouth and brought it onto the bank to have his picture taken. Fucking funny shit.
Some of them can swim.
it's only a matter of time. many species are waterproof.
Perfectly timed thread.
My littler brother is heading to Adelaide to play some baseball in the ABL.
Gimme some shit I can use to freak him out a bit, aussie bros.
I just subconsciously lifted my feet, thanks.
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if you don't live on a farm you won't see shit
if you live on a farm it's as bad as everyone says
the giant centipedes are what bother me the most
out of what, a footbath?
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For you
cave weta is from nz lol, the only 'bad' animal they have and you'll never see it
>tfw there is an australian trying to post an angry reply to this thread but captcha wouldn't load on his slow internet
What a fucking little asshole.
That's good im just bug posting
Off of the ground. Was that supposed to be some sort of banter?
Das fucked up
its mainly snakes and spiders
I fucking hate that
Is that an alium from Nibiru ?
>Portia spider
>As intelligent as a cat
>Can mimic vibrations to fool other spiders in a false sense of security
>Looks like a leaf
>Is a cannibal
That's some Hannibal lecter shit right there.
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how about this?
Please stop posting dangerous animals. It's bugging me out
Is it a combination of everything that makes spiders so revulsive to us? I can't work out whether its the eyes, or the legs or hair or how they eat their prey I like least. They could have crawled straight off a comet
Depends where you live. Most of these city faggots probably haven't seen a snake in their lives. Out in rural areas you'd be an idiot to walk through grass longer than ankle height during the summer. Which, many of us are. Which is why we've all had to dodge a few snakes.
Those things dont hurt at all. The yellow puss stuff is a digestive fluid that comes from the "fangs" and does nothing to human skin. The actual bite would probably hurt it was concentrated on a tiny bit of skin, but those things are too over ambitious and just grab as much of your skin as they can, so it ends up just feeling like your pinching your skin with your knuckes. They can't actually pierce your skin.
Yeah i snuck into antartica and went through the hollow earth then took a space ship from Asgard to Nibiru and snapped this picture
The millipede has glands that produce hydrogen cyanide to protect it from predators
I would argue that North America has more dangerous wildlife.
>200-600 pound bear
>has 10x the strength of man
Why is Australian internet so bad?
SHEEEEEEEEEEITTT!!!
>being this much of a poof
I like spiders. They catch shit I really hate like mosquitoes and malnourished children.
The difference is that there aren't bears hiding in your home at all times
Half the country still uses coaxial, Fibre is just starting to roll out
yeah but if you run into a bear you can reason with it. spiders come for you in your sleep
You leaving this thread and never coming back is not an option?
I'd like to cuddle that bear and play wrestle with it. He looks so cute and friendly.
Would you walk in for 1,000,000 bucks?
but what is the reason for Australia being so far behind in terms of Internet capabilities? It's a wealthy first world country with the Internet infrastructure of some shitty third world nation
i wouldnt walk in for LITERALLY ANYTHING
So I take it no muzzies live in your rural areas ? How "dangerous" are your suburbs for said wildlife ?
Abos chew up the communications cables.
>all times
thanks for reminding me.
are those spiders webs? Holy shit.
And yeah I'd run through that no problem as long as the spiders weren't deadly.
ENHANCE
im so happy i live in frozen wasteland right now
>200MB/s bandwidth
>haven't finished potty training
show him this
Jesus that thing WOULD make me squeal like the beta male that I am.
australia is also massive so the cost of any network upgrades is huge
bit of insider info too, the current network is deteriorating and nobody's paying to repair or maintain it. internet in australia might literally go down for a while in a couple years when it finally falls apart
australia will inironically ban itself from the internet basically because of jews
The thing looks like an enemy from a Metroid game
This. I'm grateful to be a Collingwood fag.
wtf there's more than one kind of mosquito?
American internet is terrible on the last mile. You fuckers have like 60x cheaper transit cost and much better peering for your ISPs than India, but here we have like 50 megs uncapped for 25$.
Coaxial, especially DOCSIS 3 can push good bandwidth.
The real reason is that Telstra is jewing you out and Australia is relatively disconnected from the world. Try doing a real speedtest by pushing files to US/EU servers over FTP and see the results. They will be terrible.
You need MM wave radios. Fixed wireless for backhaul/long distance circuits will be a good option. Laying fiber all over the desert with dangerous convicts, abos and animals is a daunting task!
>the first grey one is a huntsman, from cold climates. They form colonies to keep warm. Do not knock down plaster walls in australia unless you are VERY prepared. Their favourite places to sleep are in beds with electric blankets and behind the tv next to the buttons.
sometimes if you open a door too fast you scare one and it lands on you. either punch it or run you do not want it hiding in your clothes.
>australia will inironically ban itself from the internet basically because of jews
So no more kangaroo shitposting ? wat do ?
Full of Deadly Animals
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Everything I know about koalas is a lie
>not posting the 10x more alpha grizzley
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didgeridoo trigger warning
>This fucking leaf nigger
Yea cause there're grizzlies all over our country.
Australian anons, are there any Australian dishes with spiders?
that makes sense. I genuinely don't think I could live somewhere with shit internet, I feel sorry for you faggots.
vegemite and golden gay time amongst many
Where I lived out west they were a real threat. An American woman and her kids got mauled to death during my time there.
I would see black bears daily in the mountains and just "shoo" them away, theyre just giant pussies. See grizzley tracks and nearly shit my pants tho.
Also saw a cougar rip apart a deer, and got chased by a moose.
In reality if youre hiking in the mountains moose are much more dangerous than bears. People get stomped by them, they especially dont like dogs and are much more aggressive when they have babies.
#1 reported incident in my wildlife work was people or their dogs getting kicked by deer or killed by moose.
Liar, those aren't made from spiders.
>marsupial reproductive systems
lmao monotremes are just as weird. echinas have 4 vaginas and multi-headded penises that inflate two heads at a time.
This leaf is right. Moose are the true niggers of NA wildlife.
>Moose
Yea those fuckers are not to be fucked with, when I was stationed in B.C we'd get these fucks wander onto our base like they owned it and for the most part they did we'd give them a wide space, they're not to be fucked with.
on a different note I was driving back from Toronto to Collingwood on a regional route at night and had to brake for a fucking wolf pack.
nothing is made of spiders WE HAVE A PEACE AGREEMENT WITH THEM so drop it just drop it.
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That crab is big enough to feed a whole African village.
was that red circle really fucking necessary?
screw that! one per person lets drain the ocean of these fuckers
WHAT THE FUCK
I will never set foot on that fucking continent
I thought that grizzly's were peaceful and just ate fish?
grizzlies are dangerous as fuck
Would you rather die by bear or by spider?
but.... but....
Grizzlys eat fucking anything even each other
would rather not die at all desu