Hollywood Tears

Looks like someone is still mad his wife died.

>piles of evidence?
Well, where is it, Fatton?

Someone tell him about the curse. This is scary man

fpbp

I keked at Trump laughing at the nerds picking up the pieces after him that line was funny.

Kek wont be happy w this though

What a goober.

>Patton, I found some information on Hillary Clinton. I think she might not be the right President for us
>..honey? Are you alright?
>Hil-HILLARY! HILLARY 2016! OF ALL THE THE PEOPLE, YOU?! WITH A VAGINA AND EVERYTHING ARE AGAINST HILLARY?!! ARRGGHH I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

>piles of evidence

unspecified claims by anonymous sources are the best kinds of evidence

>Piles of evidence, teetering up to the sky
These next 8 years are gonna be torture for him.

S P I C Y
T R U T H
P O S T

>this fat fuck
>calling someone bloated

His wife was investigating Pizzagate and then winds up dead. Patton goes into super-shill mode shortly after. Really gets my neurons firing.

>a mediocre actor calls our billionaire President mediocre

Honestly, I wouldn't even know this guy was alive if he didn't play the bumbling, inept local cop on Justified.

>Trump
>"bloated, grinning, oblivious"
check out a mirror, friendo.

also THIS:

He used to be funny. Sad. I'm not mocking his loss, but comedians need to shut the fuck up about politics, especially if they're just going to tie the DNC line. Screw both parties, but come on..

>Fatton
I laughed. Also fpbp.

He seems upset.

Trump really is the gift that keeps giving. I always hated that troll like creature Patton, so to see him lose his shit on a daily basis is an amazing gift. Thank you, Trump.

came here to post this

>and anyone who gets near him gets dragged into the same sloppy, tossed-off, first-draft shitscape he lives in

..first I'm hearing that. Source?

>analogy about Trump spreading chaos
>amusing imagery of Trump as a bull in a china store
>"but wait no actually Trump doesn't even spread chaos he spreads mediocrity!!"

I guess it sounded cooler in his head

All it takes is Russia announcing they rigged the election, no matter if it's true or false, to start an all-out crisis in America and possibly a war.

Russia is literally the most relevant and important country there currently exists.

>Find circumstantial evidence of a pedophile ring in the highest echelons of power
>That's not evidence
>Anyonymous source who says they're CIA says Russia hacked the election by exposing horrible truths about the opposition
>CONCLUSIVE PILES OF EVIDENCE!

Seriously what is Pepe's problem . He's always causing problems and is so fucking smug about it

Source of pic?

Donald Trump is a total moron who can't do anything right. But he's also an evil schemer who manipulates people. He can't do anything right and everything is going as he planned. He doesn't know what he's doing but he picked people who do, proving he doesn't. I'm absolutely terrified of violence, that's why I want violence on everyone who disagrees, otherwise there will be violence.

>piles of evidence
>no evidence shown
someone report him for fear of suicide, he's definitely lost it

How do they know they didn't vote?

Asked probably

Perhaps, because they asked them?

When you vote, your name is crossed off a list of potential registered voters. Their names were registered, but not crossed off.

the secret service better keep an eye on Patton, hes becoming more unhinged by the day

Social media was a mistake

>ruining people's lives with his twitter

>hacked the election

These same faggots were swearing up and down that the election was un-hackable when they were certain that Hillary would win.

Been looking for it all morning desu, all I've seen is hearsay and "listen to me because I'm an expert"

Somebody report this fat shit for fake news.

Doesn't the sky touch the bottom of a pit?

You do know that this whole website isnt just one schitzo with the username user, right?

this. consider it reported.

What was meant

Beautiful

>subtly memed my familia
kek

OP is right, it's obvious what Crabby Patty's fucking problem is: he's a Garbage Pail Kid over-the-hill irrelevant comedian widower who can't cope without his dead wife.

>that hillary somehow deserves this
If you get caught doing something while everyone else gets away, it is indeed unfair. But not to you. Hillary deserves whatever comes from having her shittiness leaked.

I wonder what all those politicians feel about "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" now.

>Social media was a mistake
#socialmediawasamistake

>calling Trump bloated

Pot, meet kettle.

>piles of evidence

I was referring to the MSM

This dumb faggot probably decried the government when he found out that our intelligence about Iraq's WMDs were a total fucking lie. Now he sucks that same government off without question when they tell him that Russia hacked our election.

Go to hell you double standard white liberal.piece of shit.

If Trump would have lost and republicans would go down the whole 'elections are rigged' spile, the only thing Fatton would tweet is some witty one-liner making fun of them.

So they know who voted but not how they voted. Ok. Makes sense

We are not fighting lions, but lice.

Presumably these fine upstanding Oregonian citizens were on November 8th well aware of the electoral college, their state's level of (un)competitiveness, and the implications for whether or not local voter turnout efforts could have any effect on the outcome of the contest (which is determined by EVs).

Now they all seem to have amnesia (in addition to an arrest record).

I used to love Patton. Sad that he isn't above being such an unhinged hotbed of butthurt propaganda. Active hatred of Trump must be his new wife.

>witty
He's definitely not one of the witty Liberals.

He's potentially the most cringey person on the internet right now.

He's a sanctimonious, verbose and bloviating fool and I feel secondhand embarrassment for ever having been a liberal, even though it was like 15 years ago and I was a teenager.

>pornstar
Why? It was something they chose and worked very hard to succeed at. Any sort of problems are all the result of their dumb choices.

manlet du jour=fatten logdrop

>bloated, oblivious, grinning
Projecting much?

>unnamed sources
>piles of evidence

>planets full of evidence against Clinton
>they refuse to believe it, some refuse to even look at it
>literally 0 evidence so far that Russians hacked anything other than Clinton email
>100% fact, our opinions are the truth, I believe it, we need a recount right now

???????????

>filename

That last passage reads like Ayn Rand. Did death of his wife push him to become a randroid? good.

Every time they show the gaudy try hard trappings that TRUMP surrounds himself with, it always reminds me of someone who doesnt have any sense of style trying to project that he is rich.

I am starting to believe that its because he isnt very smart, and not being very smart, he is trying to compensate and project success, because deep down, he knows that he should be a failure, he just lucked into millions from real estate in NYC.

You're so right, he should totally have a sterile home in Beverly Hills with tons of huge windows and minimalist and uncomfortable furniture. Only truly elite and intelligent people choose the obviously superior modern look which is so great and amazing.

Patton Oswalt

Salt Atop Town
A Salt Town Pot

> still insisting the GOP was hacked

No evidence at all. For that matter, how can they blackmail both the legislative and executive branches of government with emails? The Republicans are so far spread in the country they're basically Hydra. Complete outsider as president, DC insiders in the Senate, and a sea of squabbling tea partiers and deplorables in Congress. Then you have the majority of Governors in the country all practing their inaugural speeches in the mirror for their shot at the Presidency. Whose fucking emails could they have hacked to get dirt on ALL of them?

Fuck Podesta's emails only implicated Hillary. The DNC thinks that's all of the Democrats because that's all they had this year, they were stuck having phony elections in their Primaries.

The Left have their very own Birther Movement, how cute.

How come Russia didn't hack the election 4 years ago and save themselves a lot of aggro in Syria?

He's the Xanax killer.
HE murdered his wife.

She was a Sup Forumstard tier online sleuth. She would track down online pedo rings in her spare time using Patton Cuckwalt's money. She was apparently gathering facts about the Hollywood pedo ring when she mysteriously dies, with no cause of death given over a year later. She may have even found out about her husbands role in it, which could explain why he has gone full-shill to distract from his wife's bizarre, unexplained death.

DUMP HIM!

DUMP HIM!

DUMP HIM, AMERICA, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

The electoral college is our last best hope for blocking Putin's cuck clown before he toriches this entire country.

I hate Donald Dumbfuck and his braindead, pantshitter backers so fucking much. You have no idea.

>Roccoco style
>gaudy

The enshrinement of the beauty of nature and the innate awe of precious, refined, complex aesthetics and traditionalist architecture is the only true objective best design style. Roccoco is one of the styles that utilize this.

But no, you're right. Ugliness and confusion and sterility is better. Maybe his family should live in a grey cube with pure white cubes as furniture? Lots of glass and concrete?

You sicken me

Nice logical fallacies m8. Please refer to sticky.

Also

> ruining people's lives with his Twitter

I wish I had that superpower.

Hey autismo why did you post a picture of a random kid with your text?

...

Lana Rain

Patton oslwad is the poster boy of mediocrity.

Holy shit, it's been ages since I've seen one of these.

Saved. This is a pretty cool picture

He's a pretty good comedian in my opinion. Jokes can go on a bit too long but the actual material isn't half bad.

Unless they forged the emails or hacked the voting machines it's not relevant.

WHY HAS NO ONE INVESTIGATED HIM MURDERING HIS WIFE?
WHY DO HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!

He thinks he's CIA

Thanks. That was unpleasant. No desire to yank it now

I spoke to a guy with a friend in the FBI and he says they're nearly finished with an investigation into Patton Oswalt's pedophelia. He says there's evidence as far as the eye can see.

Is the chocolate bar by the black kid on the right shrimp flavored? It looks like he's grabbing shrimp for it

Fuck you for that filename

Only in liberal America could a pornstar be held at the same level of exploitation as figurative slaves

supposed to be an eastern european woman, sex trafficking etc.

mr Podesta, is that you?

So glad this faggot lost

8 YEARS BITCH!