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Why the fuck would we want Nevada in on this?
t. California liberal

Here's what we do.

Let them secede. Let them do it. Then, fake some sort of shooting over the border like Nazi Germany did with Poland and invade. Fucking bomb the whole place to shit and take political prisoners. Execute liberally and exterminate the entire alt-left within 2 days.

Lol Pacificistan

This could never happen because the majority of people in Wa and Or that don't live in Seattle or Portland fucking hate californians. They literally are the worse people in our country.

So you can keep sucking at the teat of someone else's water, have fun without it, also we'd just damn everything from going downstream to you, maybe we'll piss on your ground every once in a while if you're drought's really bad.

Enjoy your independence, soverigenty and crippling drought

I doubt its going to happen. I live in California, we don't really have much to gain from seceding as of right now. The Calexit types are really just a bunch of angry anti-Trump liberals.

>Las Vegas
>Water

Oh no, anything but that

Hahahahaha!! Washingtonians loath Californians. Oregon is a petty state, but acts as a political buffer zone. Stay away.

Vegas is a den of scum and villainy.

Fucking liberals are so dumb, do they not remember what happened the last time a group of states tried to leave the United States? We invaded them, destroyed their railways, burned their land, and forced them to stay.

>No water

>liberals can't into natural resources

Makes you ponder.

>The Colorado
>Lake Mead

One of southern california's major sources of water

>no corn or wheat production
Ironic that they'd soon starve to death out of scorn for the regions that keep them fed.

>stupid Sweden-tier cucked country
>all the leftists that are literally shaking because of Trump go there
>nuggets and spics go for welfarebux
>suddenly USA is a conservative right wing country of whites
I see no problem here. West Coast Bros who hate commies are welcome here in the Midwest

I really hope the liberal states secede from the union so there can be a second civil war, and most importantly, another reconstruction.

I like how these people just circle whatever area around California and say 'oh we'll take this' as if it's a total given. Just because these places are geographically near eachother doesn't magically make them belong to the California Liberalsphere

>oh well we gotta get Las Vegas, that's a big one
>Seattle too for sure, it'd be a waste not to take that city

>Agricultural powerhouse

> 70% of its territory is republican
> somehow it should be given to leftcucks

Washington is nothing but gun-toting rednecks as soon as you get beyond visual range of Seattle.

Ditto Oregon and Portland.

Draw a line from LA to San Francisco. Everything east of that is gun-toting rednecks. Everything south of that is gun-toting Asians.

Nevada is just a shit hole once you leave the Vegas Strip. Nothing but desert and Mormons.

Bottom line, the lefties make up a tiny part of the geography of the West Coast, just like the rest of the country.

jej.

Checkmate hipsters.

how the fuck is california not able to pass whatever progressive law it wants? last i checked republicans have no power in the state

>Pacifica becomes a country
>US stop sending california water
>Massive drought and massive amounts of death
>"plz let us back in"

They literally couldnt function without the water we give them

When can we practice environmentalism with out the retarded global warming anti-CO2 memes?

the bleeding heart GOP christians wouldn't let that happen

they are the weak part of the party, unfortunately we have to deal with them because votes

I like this guys comics.

Yeah let me know how your lefty policies go with all those loggers in WA.

Fuck you bitch. There is a reason Cascadia cuts off at norcal. We don't want your fagot ass shit.

And don't forget:

*An immediate trillion dollar debt to a forever Republican US Gov't

I have a feeling most of South California doesn't know where their water comes from.

>can't live off of oranges, almonds, and weed.

mfw we put a 70% tarrif on agriculture going into pacifinistan and they starve in two weeks

but the remaining states would happily sell their grain, corn and water at global prices.
not like they have much else amirite

>forgetting that west of OR and WA are conservative strongholds
>implying that north CA doesnt want to seperate and want to become jefferson state
>ignoring the fact that las vegas is the only liberal shithole in NV

dude washington and oregon alone are quite liberal, you don't need california to fuck your shit up

Only when other states sell them water.

But yes if they ignore the trade and infrastructure required to keep them from circling the debt drain they've made. Yea. Totally could do it.

I say that as a conservative outside the portland Metro. Eastern Oregon/Washington would fucking revolt.

>Anexing the Seattle the city of "THE INTERNATIONA DOTA 2 CHAMPIONSHIP"
Liberals have gone TOO FUCKING FAR

They forgot "No water".

Word. I just got back from there for a convention. Holy shit I've never seen so many shitskins and mystery meat in my life. It was like a giant sea of brown.

Calexit is a meme being pushed by the Russians.

Here's a better policy: FUCK THE ROOSKIES!
Let's turn moscow into a smoking hole in the ground. Let's make Russia great again.

>thinking all those tech industries would stay if they left america

vegas is actually one of the whiter cities statistically

kind of scary when you think about it

Vast natural resources except water, which is in incredibly short supply in California...

they could start desalinating the pacific i guess

>I kind of want to see this happen just so I can watch it turn into Venezuela

lol still requires the consent of every other state.
I'll vote out Cali, but the rest of you fags are staying.

>worlds fifth largest economy
>which will be based around absolutely nothing since all those corporations belong to the U.S.
Why do they keep memeing that they have the largest economy?
All they did was get bailed out after going bankrupt.

The wall could easily be extended to split California. It's so perfect I think God intended it.

>still have a southern border with Mexico instead of removing it
fucking xenophobic racists.

What is it that they wish to do that they cannot do within their own state right now?

Can't california already pass whatever silly taxes they want?

If California organized like the Romans sure they could take all of that, but they would not be able to keep it vegas Barstow all the small cities could push them back to the water the real succession map looks like blues city states LA SF SD Seattle Portland what what they really have. Everything outside of that is Kentucky.

>free to pursue green technology
Everyday is blackout in 1...2...3...

How is it possible, that a state with seemingly large numbers of engineers living there suffers from having no engineering perspective on policies?

>corporations belonging to a country

do you even capitalism?

Engineers exist where there are problems
Once those problems are solved, the engineers will go where the problem solving jobs are

Fuck that, let them vote secession and then immediately war them for seceding, you don't need pretense to put down this shit.
Additionally, you immediately nuke LA, SF, Portland, and Seattle to send a message not just to them, but to the whole world to back the fuck off US affairs before China or Russia can involve themselves to keep the US from reuniting.

I love how they think they can just grab all the military bases in that part of the country - all of the CA bases, the ports, area 51, the testing areas of Arizona, and the Federally owned and managed forests and land.

You really think the Fed would say "Sure, keep it"?

There are nukes all over that map, and the bases that hold them.

Not to mention indian reservations.

And the power grid.

Liberals don't know how things work. Which is why they have really dumb fucking ideas like this, when they throw temper tantrums.

No, only Portland and Seattle are Liberal and Norcal is not very.

Kek is right. Pacifica would be mainly red anyway.

...

>commiefornua secedes
>drought kills millions, primarily from ultraliberal cities
>a now red California rejoins the Union
>USA is now red forever

And again ebil russkies will support the separatist eastern part of the USA....

kek

Death to Berkeley, death to SJW, victory to free men. Snowflakes can not accomplish anything let alone a full scale invasion of free people. There fining to beg spics to fight for them they'll subcontract the fighting to Mexicans and dumb blacks. Easy Pickens

In before Trump send troops to protect real Americans like Putin did with Russian in Ukraine. Good luck in getting the Chink to protect you leftist faggots.

>Agricultural Power House
>cutting off your water support

This shit leads to idiocracy. The only thing that's missing is Brawndo.

Because most people think green energy is powering the state, when really they're building Ngas turbines for every dam/nuke plant they shut down.

BECAUSE WIND AND SOLAR ARE SHIT FOR BASELOAD

This makes Texas even happier than #CalExit.

It is, for things like strawberries, garlic, artichokes, asparagus. The central valley produces a lot of food - and the fishing off the coasts, and there's a lot of cattle and chicken industry here. Coalinga is notorius, whenn you're on the 5, for being able to smell it 5 miles away - it's the cattle pens, you can smell the shit long before you see it.

Check it out:
cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/

That's why all the "migrant" workers are here, to harvest all that. Back in teh depression, the valley was orange and lemon and grapefruit orchards. The Central Valley is vital to the CA economy.

The irony is, the liberals have been trying to shut all of that down, for the environment, for decades.

NOW all of a sudden, it's good.

You libs keep libbing.

Do you?
If a corporation chooses to outsource too much to another country, said country can annex all trade from said corporation.
We've done it before with multiple asian corporations, we will do it again to any corporation that fucks with us.
You seriously think that The U.S.A. would let those corporations go? Or better yet, would you really believe that those corporations would be worth anything when we annex them and their main buyers are on the east coast?
When their profit margins drop by 80% in the first month or two they would come crawling back.

This would kill the US. The army would invade because it would kill the economy and destroy the nation. Seriously, what is that? 35% of the GDP?

>implying texas isn't just california with cowboy hats

im sure all their monies will be going towards buying water

Send troops? Do you know how many troops are IN CA right now?

It would be a quick fight, if the libs tried to break away violently. Which they don't have the weapons for. It would be quick, and bloody - and they'd never try anything like it again.

Why do these fucking Canadians and europoors think they can commentate
On the state of our union?

Long as they have water supply to keep their year round mild desert green.

Short of them building nuke plants and desalinating fucktons of water thats probably not going to happen. Because NUCLEAR BAD BAD.

>vast natural resources
>except water

All those military bases would stay exactly where they are. There's countries all over on the side of the world with US military bases that the people and politicians loath but are completely powerless to do anything. Why do you think military bases litter the south? Yeah the good ol boys think its really neat but those bases are occupation centers ready to flip a switch the first time any rebellious or seccessionist activities take place

In the la la land where Calexico happened, that might be one of the few good things to come of it - inventing better ways to produce water so they don't suck neighboring states dry.

Libs only allow progress when there's a crisis. Usually ones they create.

>some limp-wristed balding numale gets up on a podium and weakly declares that Pacifica is "totally a thing now" and the US should "just, like, deal with it."
>Mexico invades the very next day and starts chopping heads
>we just let them do it because "beheading people is part of their culture :^)"
I guess at least they won't have to worry about receding hairlines anymore.

>'LETS DO THIS THING!'
>sits back, and continues to browse facebook

>Mexico invades
>not just the Cartels expanding without having to worry about ICE/DEA/FBI being on their asses

The rest is about right. The instant California attempts to secede it becomes Norte Mexico. Mexicans will literally flood the entirety of it worse than they are now.

The Liberals will sing the praises of their own executioners right up until they're beheaded with dull machetes. Their last coherent thought will be that at least they championed diversity.

this map really shows how every shithole of a bread basket has a liberal core.

All of them except for oklahoma and WV(alaska).
Cant like all the cities segregate?

You're making my point for me. The Feds are heavily invested in the lands that the Libs think they can just take. That's a lot of military land, alone. White Sands, Palomar, Davis, San Diego, missle sites, etc.

And that's not even getting into the Fed labs in CA, like Lawrence Livermore.

The whole thing is a liberal wet dream. There's no basis for secession in the CA Constitution, irthe US Constitution, and they're not armed like the South was, like you say.


It would be bloody, and quick. And never happen again.

>Be independent Commiefornia
>Die of thirst

Socialist starved to death, never saw that coming

>without the hinderance of being beholden to a backwards Idiocracy
So no kebabs then?

Yes, let's make California radioactive!

>we hate the notion of borders so much we are going to form our own nation

I thought these were the people that constantly jack themselves over how much more intelligent they are.

How exactly did you reach that conclusion?

>Spend all of their water growing non GMO almonds in the desert
>Don't even have their own powergrid like Texas
>In debt
>Tons of mexicans/central americans in cities
>Now running out of water and Commiefornians spilling out into other states, making their own smug enclaves
>Let's Calexit now!

Fake news
zerohedge.com/news/2016-10-02/fukushima-radiation-has-contaminated-entire-pacific-ocean-and-its-going-get-worse

ooooooooh I thought you were implying desalinization makes the water radioactive

Unsurprising. Liberals don't know where anything comes from, from food to babies to nation states.

But, they think they know the best way to everything.

Silicon valley would move to austin

Nah just the source of the water to be desalinated.

Pacific is nasty.

Though, it would be nice to see desalinators get more popular.

There are actually a few desalinization plants in California. There's one in Carlsbad that pumps out 50 million gallons of fresh water per day. They really should use that more though but I'd bet the liberals would throw a shitfit like they always do when people try to better their lives

>Becoming independent agriculturally when the entire region is in a drought
I'd give it 2 years before they come crawling back.

City life causes the mental illness that is Liberalism.

Humans can only see around 100 other humans as fully people. And then around 1000 more for their function.

When surrounded by so many other unknowns, the self-preservation instinct breaks down. Often leading to otherwise suicidal tendencies and increased violent emotional reactions.

Thus how the vast majority of mass shooters are Liberals, how a disproportionate amount of crime occurs in Liberal strongholds (cities) and how they ultimately destroy any nation they gain control of.