because it's true and it affects very powerful 'people'
Chase James
Pizzagate, if I understand correctly, is the notion that there exists in Washington DC a corrupt haven of debauchery disguised as a pizza parlor where up and coming players in the Democratic National Committee wishing to quickly advance in the organization can take their grade school children and pimp them out for Bill Clinton to fuck and if the children get too whiny or uppity about being fucked by old people then they are killed and chopped up and ground up and turned into sausage and served on slices of pizza for folks like Hillary Clinton to eat because she's a cannibalistic Satanist who eats children and that's how come she got the flu that one time and people like Sup Forums almost found out about it so Barack Obama used MK-ULTRA mind control FEMA lasers to brainwash some dumb Sup Forumstard who was already active in pizzagate threads to show up at the Satanic pedophile cannibalistic pizza parlor and threaten patrons with a machine gun in order to discredit the story which prior to the shooting incident was totally taken seriously.
Sup Forums first became aware of this horrible conspiracy by reading emails stolen from a middle aged office professional. This middle aged office professional was working late one night, was probably a bit punch drunk, and sent a fellow colleague who was also working late an email which said "boy a slice of pizza sounds good right now"
Which was obviously "code" for "let's go fuck an 11 year old then kill him and eat him"
Grayson Rivera
Protip you've never been able to trust the MSM. Nothing has changed.
William Jackson
You nailed it user
Matthew Ortiz
Nice gonna use this pasta.
Justin Jackson
Don't forget, the Government also paid people to come to an anonymous imageboard and argue with bored shitposters to cover up the truth.
Caleb Howard
Drugs are more likely. We just see people mention cheese pizza in a cryptic way, and because this is Sup Forums, we associate Cheese Pizza with CP. I think there's some kid stuff going on at the island, but I feel like Obama doing coke and meth in the white house is more likely than him fucking kids. A bit easier to cover up.
Joshua Myers
>HOW COME NO ONE IS MENTIONING THE SCARY ASS SPIRIT COOKING?
It's weird but it's not illegal. I'm surprised with all the weird shit Lady Gaga does that there's no conspiracies surrounding her.
>Google Lady Gaga Conspiracy Never mind...
Let's be real. Most pedophiles are seemingly normal individuals. Having a mustache doesn't hurt either. The Spirit Cooking type people are modern artists who do shit I will never understand but it's their thing.
Ian Stewart
>false flag attack >dismissed quickly They afraid, they hasty. We just need a tiny bit more and even the general populace will rise.
Ryan Bell
>taking the interwebs seriously
Dominic Reyes
Did you even read wikileaks?
Cooper Smith
That all had the air of liberal Satanists agreeing and amplifying or something.
Seemed like they tried to make the story go away by pushing it into ridicule.
Not sure what the answer is, but the questions that wikileaks raised have not been answered by television ridicule.
And, as has been stated already, no one can trust the mainstream media anymore.
>Thanks to >Oliver Miller, AKA Dr. Pong for hosptality in Berlin,
>and, James Alefantis for patronage above and beyond...
Jace Ward
pedowood isn't just movies and disney. now we've connected it to the franklin cover up, the highest echelons of government and finance and even the pope's recent action connect the religious leaders of the world to it.
We've uncovered a vast ancient satanic conspiracy and Trump defeated political correctness!
merry fucking christmas you nazi cunts
Adrian Mitchell
Can't watch this shit nigga I'm at work
Logan Lee
>Pizzagate, if I understand correctly, is the notion that there exists in Washington DC a corrupt haven of debauchery disguised as a pizza parlor No.
Pizzagate comes from the fact that cheesy pizza means CP. The pizza place wasn't where the investigation begun, but one of the links found out after a few days investigating, it's an investigation on a pedophile ring, which may be global, but with focus on the clinton foundation.
The pizza place is just one place getting a lot of attention.
Bentley Ward
What does this mean, user?
Levi Morris
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Jeremiah Carter
Then don't.
Don't watch it while driving, eating or bathing either.
In other words, use common sense.
Lucas Kelly
>HOW COME NO ONE IS MENTIONING THE SCARY ASS SPIRIT COOKING?
because 'spirit cooking' isn't a real thing. it's the title of a performance art piece, performed by an edgy lefty 'performance artist' who is a friend of john podesta's. what he says in the email is meant in jest, you autistic fuck.
Connor Taylor
Sup Forums is cucked
Henry Brown
There are literally ZERO mentions of "spirit cooking" anywhere at all on the internet or in any occult books anywhere at all ever.
Nothing.
There is nothing, anywhere, prior to this Wikileaks nonsense.
Nowhere.
It's literally the same thing as Slenderman, and Sup Forums is gullible enough to believe it.
Wyatt Bell
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Connor Cruz
^ absolutely no sources provided > (here comes the fake news train now) > "nuh uh here's an article from WorldNetDaily!"
Dominic Taylor
it is real, it's just not worth looking into compared to any of the other angles people have dug into.
>spirit cooking >pizzagate How much of these conspiracy theories can be easily explained by Pretentious liberal elitists' love for edgy hipster modern art?
I'd say about 90%.
Camden Davis
What do you want sources for?
The term? It's what everyone here always used.
Anthony Johnson
What about their relationships with other convicted pedophiles?
Jacob Kelly
Old news. Pizzagate doesn't really add anything more to the Hastert or Epstein case.
