Dear Sup Forums,
My husband is turning 44 tomorrow.
What is the appropriate acknowledgement of Kek on this auspicious day?
Sincerely,
Excited Observant Spouse
Dear Sup Forums,
My husband is turning 44 tomorrow.
What is the appropriate acknowledgement of Kek on this auspicious day?
Sincerely,
Excited Observant Spouse
That depends. How severe is your husband's mental illness?
You best be a woman and not a fag OP.
frame him for murder
get him a nice KJV bible and tell him to stop worshipping false gods
>female
Come on, you know the rules. tits or GTFO
Definitely a woman.
Hoping to avoid unnecessary chaos on his day of double digits.
Have some text tits:
(o)(o)
Boring
You guys awoke this chaos god, I'm just trying to appease it with basic acknowledgment.
Kill yourself for being so old and believing in teenage faggotry. That'll be the best present.
Post husband, if he's hot that is
Shitting and pissing sex would make a good gift, thats really a summary of what we do here, and also make sure to order some hotdogs, and pizza with extra cheese.
/thread
I'm not the one turning 44... I'm a lot younger than he is.
kek has blessed you
Tits or gtfo, bitch.
OP here:
Not looking for a gift, just wondering if I should pour out some wine or something for the chaos god, since we are celebrating repeating numerals.
Go out for a romantic walk with him, or row down some quiet river stream, or go fishing.
Go back home, both sit in the garden with some wine. Do romantic shit too.
Walk with him up to your bedrom or couch whatever, and have sex.
Continue drinking wine, and then eat, andthen go to bed.
Fucking heretic
Kek has spoken.
Just buy him a frog pin or something, fuck if I know.
Actually we will be hiking and doing karate together, with a chill evening at home, and my fabulous chocolate cake :) Party on the weekend.
/thread
check your digits he has granted you safe passage
>44
if you're under 25, post feet.
post tits
Sigh, so demeaning: here you go:
(o)(o)
Post pussy ass or pussyass combo
kek
Praise Kek
Damn, Richard Spencer is turning 44? You need to give him a threesome with your hot 15 year old babysitter.
Check.
I fucking love you Japan
Book a flight to the eastern end of the Guyana Shield and give this frog a kiss, for he is Kek incarnate and he demands smooches.
Shit tier emoji mate
( . Y . )
or
( o Y o )
All depends if you're into mosquito bites tities or big fat black nigger tits.
>No females on Sup Forums
You must be a guy and therefore gay so Kek tells you to btfo
Much better, I acknowledge.
I'm breastfeeding, so...
Yeah, I guess I'm good!
B0ss-tier Japan. Always batting high!
POST FUCKING TITS OR FUCK OFF.
Our limited goodwill is waning
Tits!
Also, birthday digits checked
tits or gtfo gash