found this map and wanted to play it
>Name
>Location
>Color
OP's house risk
>Guy
>Grill
>Pink
Bedbug infestation
Master bedroom
Red
ignore my trip
>Fatfuck
>Near Kitchen
>Blue
This is pretty funny senpai
first mupdate
Let's do this
expand around grill or something
>syrian boy
>drowned in the pool
>brown
Fill kitchen
Surround the master bedroom
Next mupdate
keep surrounding grill I guess
Fox News!
Start me at the TV
Green
Fill kitchen
Orange
Shep's Crusade
Lounge
Is OP still alive?
Rolls are doubled the round
yah
idk expand into kitchen or whatever. fuck if I care, i'm just guy
Fill kitchen
Surround TV!
You forgot my name
Expand to claim the bar
Hey pinhead! Why you gotta start in the lounge?!
>Rapefugee
>Sparebedroom
>Any color
the kitchen is mine, I will eat your penis if you step in it
>2016
>having irregularly-patterned floor tiling in your house
we need a drink of holy water after crusading, heretic
HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!
EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN? EVAN?
Can we get a instant fact-check on this?
Can Fox News do this?
>102662886
I suggest we unite against the rapefugee, brother.
mupdate
FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
Take over the TV in the Guestroom.
u got sum ting 2 say, white boi?
Surround the bar
Head for the remote
I don't know, expand in the backyard or some shit.
I give it 4 pinocchio noses
Fatfuck > Guy
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
AVE MARIA
Full steam West!
remember to put the bonuses in your names guys
fuck with fatfuck, I am true guy
NAP with Fox?
>Turkroach Infestation
>Grey
>Dining Room
TO THE REMOTE
You forgot my roll, OP
For this roll, I want you to fill the kitchen tho
Agreed!
Wtf, I was going to have a sandwich in the dining room. But turkroaches ruined my appetite.
NOOOOOO THIS LOOKS SO FUN BUT ITS TOO LATE TO JOIN
there is still room
y not join just fuck out of the backyard
Can't you just leave me alone in peace, I want to eat Kraft mac n cheese.
I'll let you have the entire Pool Deck if you leave me alone.
>Just republic
>Guest Bedroom
>yellow
oh u u fucking cuck fuck u its me raghead kys
SURROUND THE BEDROOM
rolls are doubled this turn
>OP's mom
>Gues Bedroom
>Yellow
thank you based OP
just keep expanding
Expand all around the back yard
Fuck guess I'll take brown
infest the dining room
lol already started there, recommend somewhere else m8
Fill Kitchen, defend from Guy's attacks
Get out of my house only Jamal and Ahmed can come here!
>nigger with a pool stick
>pool table room
>light green (or any color)
DEUS VULT
SURROUND THE REMOTE
also,what exactly gets you bonus? Do the little rectangular blocks give you it?
do i have any bonus as of now?
thanks :^)
mupdate
>green
>The soviet union
>pool table room.
surround pools
ADD ME I WANT BROWN. PUT ME IN THE FUCKING GUEST BEDROOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Actually any color.
SURROUND THE REMOTE
Spill to fill the unoccupied area
guest bedroom is full try again
Brown
Master Bathroom
Pajeet
PUT ME ANYWHERE
Expel Guy from the Kitchen
Fill Kitchen and head for the Dining Room
continue the march through the dining room
...
Piss on the walls of the poll room to establish my turf
keep expanding
ALSO CHECK MY BONUS PLS!
Is it really still 0, or 6? thanks
The Dining Room is mine you fucking T*rkroach, I swear on my neckbeard, you will die to me
reee surround the bedroom
Any more colors op? If so
>Asberger King
>Home Theater
>Whatever color you decide
Purple is afk and will be given out to a lurker
we will feast on your bloated corpse fatman
>me
>asberger
Fill the bathroom
keep expanding around pooolllll
OP alliance or NAP?
also keep filling
Fill Dining Room
Continue to fill the pool table room
Sorry me again
>Asberger King
fixed bonus (assuming yellow block counts)
DESTROY FOX NEWS
We'll see about that
ROLLS ARE TRIPLED THIS ROUND
You forgot my roll again OP
Fill Dining Room again, and this time get it right, OP
OH SHIT
Keep filling!
ALSO, ALLY OR NAP? thanks :^)
GET TO THE TV
fill dining room and actually put in my rolls you fucking useless faggot
>Fill spare bedroom