/cg/ Canada General

CANADA IS THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE UNIVERSE

>inb4 A FUCKING LEAF
>inb4 day of the rake

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This triggers the Canacuck.

>two of the shittiest overpriced cities on Earth
>In the USA when you leave the cities you can own guns
DAY OF THE RAKE SOON

My city of less than 150k has more expensive housing

day of the napalm when

glory will be ours soon again

>USA BTFO

Is that in dollars or canadian funbux?

I wish I had a better attitude about Quebec when I visited there. Shit was /comfy/ as fuck, and the girls are top shelf.

>tfw you'll never be an ice road cucker

It'll sooner be day of the drake.

first of all canada isn't even a race it's a species

desu we would get fucked senpai

>day of the rake
>DRAKE is your #1 US Artist

>USA BTFO

It's even more comfy if you aren't an English speaking shit.

Canadian dollars are cheaper so that means it's even cheaper. Go suck on a nuke.

>CANADA IS THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE UNIVERSE
STFU
copying Filipinos??????????
have some fucking pride
it's kind of adorable when they do it, because it's so far from reality.
but a fucking leaf thread with this rah-rah bullshit makes me want to go out and buy a rake.

>a black Canadian Jew is the #1 artist in the USA
Ay lmao.

>says while speaking English
Say it in French

from Toronto, too

Fuck this guy

come to Vancouver where an average detached house is over $1.5 in anyone's dollars, whale-killer.

Reminded Vancouver has the highest quality of life in all of north America. Not a single American city makes the top 10 while 3 Canadian cities do. Burgers BTFO. Pic of beautiful st johns.

>The Somalia Affair was a 1993 military scandal later dubbed "Canada's national shame". It peaked with the beating to death of a Somali teenager at the hands of two Canadian soldiers participating in humanitarian efforts in Somalia. The act, documented by grisly photos, shocked the Canadian public and brought to light internal problems in the Canadian Airborne Regiment. Military leadership were sharply rebuked after a CBC reporter received altered documents, leading to allegations of a cover-up.

>Eventually a public inquiry was called. Despite being controversially cut short by the government[clarification needed], the Somalia Inquiry cited problems in the leadership of the Canadian Forces. The affair led to the disbanding of Canada's elite Canadian Airborne Regiment, greatly damaging the morale of the Canadian Forces, and marring the domestic and international reputation of Canadian soldiers. It also led to the immediate reduction of Canadian military spending by nearly 25% from the time of the killing to the inquiry.

Beautiful Vancouver here

C'est encore plus confortable si tu n'es pas une petite merde anglophone.

Beautiful Toronto. Top ten cities on earth.

Beautiful Edmonton. Home of Bioware.

Doubt it. USA military all but lost in Iraq and Afghanistan. It can't deal for shit with asymmetrical warfare. And that was just with under-educated sand people.

Canadians can actually blend in with the native US population. A domestic Canadian terrorist problem would rob USA of its superpower status.

Beautiful Quebec City.

Beautiful Canadian mountains.

Toronto is so colourful and multicultural, all those different cultures mixing with the white Canada

>tfw no whites

Every time I visit you faggots make fun of my parisenne accent.

plz no bully mon frère

>disbanding a unit and reducing the budget by 1/4 b/c some guys documented killing some terrorist POS

fucking Canada man. I barely remember that

Who /torontorightwingsafetysquad/ here?

Half the city is still white and while ethnic communities tend to live among themselves everyone gets along. The arabs and jews even live together in Richmond Hill.

New meme?

see
Lots of opportunity to Make Toronto Safe Again!

Richmond Hill is 100% gook

>nice try

Yeah too bad no one can afford to live there and everyone is addicted to heroin.

Beautiful Calgary.

Its like half gook and 65 percent minorities.

you forgot that they they BBQ'd them

You pay for what you get. Its still the nicest city.

Fucking Leafs

Fuck you buddy.

Whitey from Richmond Hill checking in.

Half Italian, half German/Austrian. 100% genetically verifiable fascist.

Don't come to Quebec if you can't handle the banter.
Also
>Speaking like a fag
You were asking for it.

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fuck your image OP

With a reputation as a hellraiser, Ernest “Smokey” Smith had a knack for annoying his superiors—he was promoted to corporal and then demoted back to private nine times. But when it came to battle, he more than earned his reputation as one of Canada’s greatest soldiers.

>he was promoted to corporal and then demoted back to private nine times.
>promoted and demoted *9* times
>tfw leaf shitposting during WW2

In October 1944, as the Allies were pushing through northern Italy against fierce German resistance, Smith and his small platoon were sent across the flooded Savio river to secure an important beachhead. After capturing the position, they came under an intense enemy counter-attack. The Germans dispatched three Panther tanks, self-propelled artillery guns, and a horde of infantry to retake the position, pinning the Canadians down near the river. Smith didn’t waste any time—he grabbed his PIAT anti-tank bazooka and sprang into action. Under intense enemy fire, he walked to within 10 meters (33 ft) of the first Panther tank and took it out with a single shot.

>he walked to within 10 meters (33 ft) of the first Panther tank and took it out with a single shot.
>walked
>Panther
>single shot

Once the Germans had overcome their surprise at Smith’s audacity, they sent 10 infantrymen to get rid of him. Unfazed, Smith grabbed his Tommy gun and stood his ground, killing four of the enemy and forcing the remainder to retreat.

>The army later had to lock Smokey in an Italian post office overnight, just to make sure the “wild man” wouldn’t vanish before being flown to London to meet the King and receive the Victoria Cross. Years later, he cheerfully confirmed his crazy reputation: “Oh, yeah. I didn’t take orders. I didn’t believe in them.”

>wildman
>orders
>"didn't believe in them"

>tfw Ernest "Smokey" Smith

A
FUCKING
PILE
OF
LEAVES

>/mlp/

what the fuck is IceCat?
you can't handle the pixelated bantz?

>I say je veux wrong
>ask where I learned to say it like that
>paris
>cheeky banter ensues
>they get a bit quiet when I shit on parisenne socialists and reds

you lads are good for a laugh.

You won't be laughing when we invade the shit out of you eh mate? Don't worry we won't take your women, we dont like gargantuan girls. But be aware you faggot, any time now, be ready

>He uses a botnet browser

only the strong can handle 10000x10000 pixelated bantz

also I see my virus worked
>topkek

Don't say "BTFO". It's retarded

BTFO

Man. bioware used to be awesome.

Kill yourself Toronto
-Rest of North America

The day Toronto burns in a nuclear hellfire is the day Canada is made great again.

>uma fodendo folha

Vancouver as well, along with it's cheaply built RE and gooks

You fell into the trap. All the leaves in one place. The day of the rake is nigh

It's never coming. The electoral college will be postponed and Obama will install Hillary as Empress

>/mlp/
>/r9k/
so these are the other boards a leaf browses

Yeah and OP isn't a faggot

Fucking kek