The Big One

Tonight we focus our collective meme magic on the Big One in Commiefornia.

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Kek please spare me.

I would like to remind you as a loyal Trump supporter I will be helpful in recruiting new followers and rebuilding CA after the big one.

kek will bless thee, brother

Oh hell why not.

That is not how meme magic works.

there are confirmed gets on it being 9.8 or 9.9, but no date yet

let's do it

Is this Kek's will?

Then let it be done.

California will be red after the earthquake kills all the Mexicans too lazy to wake up from their siesta.

I meant let it 'bee' done xD

This
What the fuck OP you act like some of us here didn't try

exactly my thinking

>living in LA

Am I going to die?

gads

Not tonight KEK please. Can you fo it when I am out of the state.

Yep

"From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

You're sacrifices will not be forgotten

It will be a 10. It was foretold in the 10000000th post.

Impossible. Length of fault line and strike-slip fault point to 7-8 max. The subduction of the Juan de Fuca plate a little further north towards Oregon and Washington is where the money's at.

Kek has spared your soul, user. How do you intend to make up for his mercy?

Praise Kek!

you have a point my friend

Whoa what the fuck just cause I live in Commiefornia doesn't mean I'm a cuck. Kek will not stand for this.

I'm in CA. Would kek let me.get inland for the holidays. I'd survive in the Sierras.

R E V U P T H E M E M E M A C H I N E

Spared!
You'd better get out fast, user.

Let's get that needle moving boys!
Also let's go for a Yellowstone eruption before the end of the year!

Rolling to save my soul. There's people in CA that deserve this quake. I'm not one of them.

>the
>fire
>rises

These digits confirm happening

Kek has blessed ye. Perhaps he will shed his grace on me as well.

I trust in Kek.

Leftists will be swallowed by the Earth!
SHADILAY!!!

dude you do know that rancho santa fe the richest neighberhood in the u.s its also the republican stronghold. bill gates lives their. you guys have this concept that all californias are cucked. california was republican in the 80s. its mostly the colleges and all the millenials and women in the states also the hippies

Commiefornian here. Others must display their badges in order to be spared. When you see your fello Sup Forumsack, make sure to share resources and kill non-believers

no! Yellowstone will hurt red states that most!

Aw, three off.
Come on kek, everybody west of the Missouri River must perish. Degeneracy is the hallmark of the western United States.

Please Kek. Give us your loyal worshippers this greatest of happenings. Praise Kek.

One off, I guess kek wants to spare the midwest after all.
Still would be nice if an earthquake killed the commies and then an eruption killed those mormon cucks.

O_O making the needle jump

are you talking about the minute markers?

I will roll for you again CalBro. By the power of the kek and the whales vagina.

No!

They expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother!

what's that picture?

You sure it's going to be big? Wouldn't they evacuate if that was the case

Kek wills the big one will occur on Christmas Day
THESE DIGITS CONFIRM PRAISE KEK MAGA NIGGERS

True, but most the folks who live in those rich areas are old. The libs and minorities are the (unfortunate) future of Cuckafornia.

>kek says soon

The fire rises

Yellowstone Eruption/California Earthquake when?

Bill Gates lives in Medina near Seattle, shitlord

>t. ive boated past his crib

AGAIN WE ARE OFF BY ONE NUBMER!

im young and im not, their are over 40 milllion people in california. you guys just see the san fran or la. san diego where i live is very republican.

Don't worry, Kek will keep us entertained. Very.

May the devastation be so great that not one libtard survives.

Cali sucks
sink the cucks

he owns a house in rancho santa fe retard

The 'Big One' of 2017 will encompass pic related and will be of the aforementioned magnitude of 10.

KEK WILLS IT!

Alright fine,
California Earthquake and then a manufactured disease should wipe out everybody east of the Missouri River. Eastern genocide when?

It's a picture I found of a fashy American flag. Will be my badge if the happenings/calexit battle comes true. Here's another I found, mirin the aesthetics.

California will be spared.

The other guy said, and I quote:
>he lives there
So, yes you militant autist, he may have a house there, but he doesn't live there. Kindly find a cliff and off yourself, I doubt anyone would miss you

Never.

East remains.

Please give us an earthquake so great it will tear California apart, oh Lord KEK.

Nice trips tho

the bottom starts are squished, but other than that, aesthetic as fuck

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Yellowstone fucks up the entire planet, dumbshit.

the funn thing is you are all retards. california has an economy of over 1 trillion a year ahead of france. you will take a big hit. not to mention all the movies tv shows and tech that will go with it. it will cripple the u.s. also we grow 70 percent of your food, oranges, lemons, vegtables, grapes

Mighty Kek favour us with gets so we may meme this happening into existence. Crush the unbelievers. Praise Kek. Heil meme magic

Keepin it real Geology bro.

North and south Cali when?

stop splitting hairs he owns a house and lives their maybe a few months out of the year quit being a bitch

>not to mention all the (((movies tv shows and tech)))
Too bad.

Sure, agriculture would suffer immensely. Oatmeal and cornbread for everyone!

>assblasted he was proven wrong
Fuck off Juan, you really need to go back

sacrifices must be made for the future, brother

so no apple, no software, no google, no netflix, all silicon valley , you guys laugh but you will miss it

Kek speaks through me, Cali shall sink on the sixth day after the sun fades

i voted for trump retard

KEK WILL BREAK OFF THE FAGGIEST PARTS OF COMMIEFORNIA BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "BREAK IT OFF LORD KEK"

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December 27th it is gentlemen!

Assuming the "day the sun fades" is the winter solstice

Does your 40 million include the illegal immigrants in CA? And yeah, no doubt there are young folks in the coastal areas of SD. I'm not worried about them, I'm worried about the brown ones inland.

its going to be huge dude. have fun in an internetless world, like 50 perecent of the sites and porn are made here in cali. all the servers will go down to, so you wont have anything saved

BREAK IT OFF LORD KEK

38 million and like 5 million we dont know if theyre here or not

fml

commiefornia gets fucked hard

kek wills it

just nuke the californian colleges, that alone will take out most of the problems

Fool! Kek didn't bless him!

I predict it will be the date of the gathering of the electoral college

LA fag here. We will rebuild and Make California Red Again

we won't miss the faggots sunk into the drink.

>a cryptic 1488?

San Diego voted for Hillary you fucking KEK!

confirmed

BREAK IT OFF LORD KEK

I live in the Bay Area, I want to move but I have family here, my Girl has family here.

We both make combined over 120k a year, with benefits, and we live in a shitty ass 2 bedroom apartment because it's literally impossible to buy a house if you make less than 300k a year here.

I have been cutting back on all my expenses living like a poor man to save so we can move away from here and look for jobs more into the MidWest, or Colorado - so if KEK can spare it a few years that would be Awesome.

Also I voted for Trump, had my Car keyed and Tires slashed for putting on my MAGA Bumper Sticker and have been kicked out of stores for wearing my MAGA Hat.

Also family called me a Race Traitor and Nazi sympathizer because I deny the Holocaust

Yes he did, you're just too blinded by your arrogance to see it. Maybe this will persuade you.

BREAK IT OFF LORD KEK DEC 19

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