Oklahoma is undoubtedly the best state in the Union

Oklahoma is undoubtedly the best state in the Union
>Hottest women
>Best football
>99% Conservative
>Great cities
>Best BBQ
>Not Texas
>Friendliest people

How can any other state compete?

Oklahoma City is great, but the rest is fucking garbage.

Bump for Sooner State

>hottest women
cali, florida, or hawaii
>best football
alabama
>99% conservative
maine
>great cities
literally everywhere else, like montana
>best bbq
texas
>not texas
exactly
>friendliest people
nebraska

Wish I could live in a flat, desolate dust bowl too.

Oklohama is like a Texas colony
We ought to annex you tornado niggers

>California hot women

If you are into Asians that is...

Live in tulsa, can confirm.

OKC is for trust fund babies and poor blacks.

You fucking indian, Ill have you know Texas is the best country there is.

I should mention as an Oklahoman that Texas has some great BBQ and women as well.
Kansas and Missouri can both burn in hell. Pretty chicks in KC though.

Will forever refer to oklahomians as tornado niggers

Can't get anymore based than this.

Aussie sooners fans get in here

>best state in the Union

those deadly tornados sure are nice

a fucking leaf pretending he knows oklahoma

oklahoma says fuck you

It's the kind of dunghole that makes me wonder why anybody lives there at all. Was the land free or something?

Have you ever been to a place that's actually nice before?

This place sucks shit. Fat people everywhere, injuns who live off gibsmedats, infrastructure is beyond saving, rampant meth problem, our governor is grossly incompetent, and no private schools whatsoever besides OKC.

when is ur next dustbowl, how many tornados have you had this week, got any trees?

NH is the most based country in the north east

FACT

Arent there a lot of spics?

I've been to some incredible places across the globe but as lovely as Paris or london, or Rome were they weren't home.
My priority is my wife and family, i live in the middle of the country and make enough to travel where I want throughout the year. We also have four seasons. What do you have, winter and a slightly more mild winter?

Four seasons, mountains, ocean, lakes, clean air, beautiful city -- you know, an actual nice place to be. Or you could just live in a cow pasture like Oklahoma.

Make sure the trailer's tied down tight Jethro, don't want a twister carrying it away.

Oklahoma is cucked by Texas in every way imaginable. Anything Oklahoma does, Texas does it better.

This. I really wish Texas would pass gaming laws and collapse our casino industry tho

Best football?

Stop being delusional OK cuck.

>wanting to make oklahoma pozzed

I don't live anywhere near NH, have a friend who lives there and whose dad operates a maple syrup tree farm. It really does sound pretty fucking rad.

I imagine they decided to actually settle down in Oklohoma because they were to tired after fighting Cherokee and other Indian tribes to the death
Either that or...
"WE WUZ AIRBENDERZ N SHEIT!"
"DEM TORNADOES AINT FINNA STOP ME!"