You're a racist Sup Forums if you do it

You're a racist Sup Forums if you do it

I'd slap him for 1,000.

I'm racist, no doubt, but I wouldn't slap him for being a nigger you stupid fuck; I'd do it for the money

I'd trample him with my doc Martens for less than that

As long as legal repercussions are out of the question; yes

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>implying you couldn't just pay off the parent to not file charges

Absolutely.
But id say sorry afterwards and give him a grape flavored lollipop.

i'd pay to slap him

id gut him with a butter knife for a fraction of that

This is like when Chick Fil A came out as anti gay marraige and a minority of vocal liberals lost their shit while the rest of america was like "so you're telling me I can get a delicious sandwich AND bask in liberal tears? Sign me up!"

It is a win win.

I'd slap a white kid for that much nevermind a nigger. $88mil is massively overvaluing a human life nevermind a chimps.

I'd eat a watermelon in front of him and actually pay $5 for it.

With gusto.

If slap him for jail time.

>"""""civilised""""" white men
wew

I'd mash it into chili on pavement for that much

I'd do it for free.

damn, I was going to comment this but Gump beat me to it

yes, then give him a couple million for making me rich as fuck

>You're a racist Sup Forums if you do it
nah, I'm poor.

did you just assume my race?

For $88 million? Hell yeah I would. I'd just give the kid a cut as compensation.

>If you are good at something, never do it for free.

id slap that niglet so hard it would die before meeting its father

Just say you're parenting since obviously the father is nowhere to be found.

niggers have done worse for FREE

neck yourself you spastic inbred bogan cunt

Doesn't say how hard. I wouldn't want to hurt a child but I could give him a little slap.

I'd gas that niglet for $14.88

Can i pay

Looks like a mulatto. No smacking. Can be a house nigger.

pussy

i'd do it for about 3.50

It doesn't specify how hard
so could tapping him on the cheek work?

There is almost nothing on Earth I wouldn't do for 88 mil

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Kek

I don't really have that kind of money but if I did then sure

Really swede?

The kids mother would probably do it for $88 dollars.

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Fucking retard strayans shitting up our Egyptian rock carving forum with their rugged handsomeness and witty quips.

>implying there's a nigger alive that wouldn't do it for 100 bucks, especially its own parents

dat flag tho

ass mad island-nigger detected

I slap for free

>implying they don't frequently do it for free

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pol is full chink and other minority

It isn't okay to damage your property
But the price is right

How is that racist?
I'd do it out of greed.

1,488 to be exact

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OK fuckit, I was gonna spend it on something stupid anyway. Do you take cash?

I'd strike any child for 88 mil

But you already paid him the 88 million sven

I'd fucking slap the queen of england into her grave for 88 mil. What a fucking retarded image.

underrated post

Yeah no shit that is the proposition, but would you really pay $88 million, the mother would probably let you for like 88 dollars. I could never justify it, if I had $88 million to throw around like that I can pretty much guarantee that my actions would contribute to this niglets quality of life far FAR worse than a slap in the face anyway.

I'd do it for 3/5 of that

How are your slaves doing?

define "slap"

i don't have 88 million on me right now, but i could make a fitty dollar down payment

>slap him
>take $88 million
>put a couple million in an account for him when he turns 18
>now no one cares that you slapped a babbie
>ez 86 million

I'm not maldivian you stupid yank cunt

for 88 mill, I think all the libtards would slap him too
and the jews
and the asians
hell, everyone would.

kek

I'd curb stop the shitbaby for 10 bucks and a handjob

We know you're just an angry vacationer using country wifi to shitpost
We're just poking fun don't take it so hard

i'd pay you a dollar to let me do it

Why not? They treat their own much worse.

I'd slap the shit out of him, then pay for his education. Kid will thank me.

$88 million seems like a lot of money to pay for a single slap...

Maybe we could work out a new figure?

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to give that little niglet a mean look.

>spending your hard earned money on niggers

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this babby needs to pick a gender

I'd slap that nigger for $1k.

Am I paying 88 million or am I receiving 88 million?

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Id do it for 20 dollars

i would pay 1k to stomp that lil nigger to death

I'd kill it for free lel

Isn't this sort of child exploitation i thought you would be better than this?

I would do it for $88 GORILLION

I would grind him and his whole family into a pulp and drink it.

With that amount of money you could make a fucking coon farm, and hell, donate some money to a school in detroit or something.

Shit, I'd do it for a whole lot less than that.

yea or you could use the money to kill even more niggers

I'm not a racist
Ill do it for free

I would slap him and give him a cut best job he'Lloyd ever hold down

Quality thread there son

He's half white half black, which half am i being racist to

You cant be racist against whites so its the black side

$88 million is a lot, but yeah i'd pay that much to slap him.

>tfw you will never be paid this much to do your job as cop

>just hating children

id destroy that baby for a dollar

rare

id slap him for free

The side that will get him through college

Kek

I'd slap that niglet for free

I'd slap the fuck out of him