The best goddamn country in the world

Norway is the best county to live in according to United Nations Development Program!
If you disagree, please feel free to prove me wrong!

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eg er samd.

Why is Norway not on this?

because denmark-norway and sweden-norway.

we wuz the ancients

1. Is incapable of defending itself

>Norway
>needs NATO to defend themselves

why would anyone go to war with us anyway
>cant shart in toilet

>best country
>only won the iditarod ONCE

pick only one

Let's pull back the debt you owe us so you can see how long you can protect yourselves from yourselves.

Finland want to join NATO.

>Sea brown as an indian street
>Cold as fuck
>Half the year is dark all the time
>Cost of living is brutal no matter how high the salaries
>Beer is basically illegal or expensive as shit

Please.

Opposition is larger than pro-NATO here. We're never joining unless Russia attacks us which I don't see likely for a time being.

>tfw no redpilled norwegian gf

So do you. Or the russians.

Theres nothing you can do fingolian.

If one or the other wants somthing they take it. You cant retaliate. You can only take it up your ass like the bitch you are.


A toy.
A roadblock.

Best Damn TV in the world at least...

>tfw no redpilled norwegian bf

only the elites want to join nato because they are corrupt fucks, but we havent lost to our elites yet, not like you have, cuckmeister 3000 lmao rekt

Wrong.
Australia is the best and most powerful country in their entire world.

NZ is better

Thanks for the cod fish guys

bacalao is nice

I was called a Nazi for speaking Swedish to a friend outside a supermarket in NZ. It was some drunk guy, but still. :^)

Nah, Norway is a pretty great place. Used to fuck a girl from Lillehammer.

I always wanted to vist Oslo, is it a cool place to see and do stuff?

You jailed Breivik. Big mistake. Sad!

Nice for now until their neighbor to the East implodes from importing people who will ruin it entirely and then after that will import their problems to your country too unfortunately.

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Nowhere near being the "best" country in the world. But one of the closest to what you can call best. But I agree with some of those above, it is embarrassing that we don't have a capable military force. Instead of spending billions on bureaucracy and retarded state financed projects, we should use 2% of GDP on the military.

Look at the swedes. I'm pretty sure that when Ivan one day claims Svalbard for it's own, the cuck politicians will be on their knees and suck his rusky dick.
No offense against the russians, but we kinda deserve to get fucked in the ass if this neglecting of the military continues.

We even have a

Fuck, posted too early.
We even have a right wing government now, but the only fucking thing they care about is cheaper consumer goods, cheaper cars and basically egosentric shit, not giving a flying fuck about the deterioration of the military, police force and general infrastructure.

oslo is mini sweden, you should do a road trip. ask /trv/ if you want more answers.

Well.. like any other city it got it's slums and nice districs, so if you go to the right spots it's kinda nice. But if you wanna go to Norway I suggest going outside the cities. Personally I like Bergen and Trondheim better than Oslo. Tromso too, but that's quite far north.

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Half the niggers and sandniggers i see/hear in Oslo speaks with a swedish accent. Fuck Sweden. They will never be a scandi brother again.

Listen to this guy.

> Norway
> Europe
> Right-Wing
Let's be honest Anders, there's no actual truly Right Wing parties (as in pushing for your ethnic interests as a people) in Europe right now, outside of maybe Poland and maybe other parts of Eastern Europe. The neoliberal paradigm is still overwhelmingly dominant and the norm, of course they're mostly going to focus on stupid short-sighted materialistic shit instead of actually strengthening the countries in the long term.

How white is norway? How beautiful are the women? I know 2 norwegian girls and they are over 5'10 and have big feet noses and foreheads. Fucked one and she was degenerate as hell, pic related

I'd agree mate. Really want to live there one day

Am I the only one who thinks a nordic union would've been a nice alternative to the EU?
Even though we bitch about each other, our cultures are more or less the same, nowhere near all the tentions going on in the EU

pretty shitty reason to like norway. i fucked swedish girls, does not mean your country is amazing. its not

>han er ein austlending
var på orkesterkurs i valdres i sommar, de hoyrast ut som nokre jenter når de pratar.

kike nose and forehead
REEEEEEEEE

>Sea brown as an indian street
Are you a retard?

det nordiske rike, sounds like a good idea to me

Well, DESU the overall good loks on our girls is better than for example the UK.

Impossible now, Sweden has fucked up way too hard and will never recover to being a well-functioning Scandinavian Nordic state like Denmark or Sweden, they've imported their own conquerors and maybe yours too if you don't either keep them in control or destroy them in the future

Most of my genes come from Norway. I really hope to find and visit family that I have there someday.

many poles here if you are into slavs

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The language isn't easy to learn, although among the youth like 95%+ of people speak English. I'm pretty sure proficiency in written and spoken Norwegian is a requirement for citizenship tho

TY user.

>muh heritage

No, sorry, they don't, they're now too damaged by hamburgers and TLC tranny AIDS

I know that Denmark is a lot better than Sweden at least, but how much so? And what about Norway? Are you guys still the supermajority there ethnically? Are there no-go zones and parts of cities they have taken over and shitted up entirely?

already on it bro, a lot of butthurt socialists angry at our immigration minister for stopping the stream of migrants and kicking out illegal sandniggers

Very aesthetically flag colors and composition.
And I really like women (the blonde phenotype)

we have almost the exact same grammatical structure because the vikings raped england so hard, if you cant learn norwegian you are retarded. only big difference is that we have genders for nouns, two in bokmaal and three in best norwegian (nynorsk)

Nah, nowhere near sweden or the rest of yurop. There are some parts of Oslo that are heavily infested with sandniggeers, but we have done a much better job of integrating them than the swedes.
The right wing and anti-immigration wave is on the rise here, so the kebab loving lefties don't stand a chance in the next election.

Don't forget about all the fucking dialects we have.

These posts are made to destroy the abundant #pizzagate evidence.

Do not fall for them.

I don't plan on immigrating I just want to check out muh heritage. I'm sure living in Norway is awesome, but I'm definitely American.

I wasn't saying that it was a super hard language, it's pretty similar to English and easy relative to most, but IMO most of the burgers I've come across don't really take to languages well

we are 5,252,166 in norway

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This minus Sweden. Sweden will become a muslim country within 100 years, birthrates and extremism (both of the left and the Muslim) prove this to be true.

Pray tell, is there something along the lines of "diversity" or "willingness to accept foreigners" on the list of criteria used to determine those rankings?

Do you guys think Sweden would be cucked enough to broker a deal if you guys offered to give them all of your illegals and sandniggers?

Well, we could just cut out south Sweden where all the nignogs live, north Sweden have lots of mining and industry and shit that we need.

With the current political climate, I would think so.

Norwegians are pretty nationalistic in general. Many are convinced that Norway is miles better than any other country on earth, that our nature is unsurpassed, that we live the best and happiest lives, and that we are the most free and least corrupt people of any other. It's very easy to spot Norwegians in comment sections because they always use Norway or Norwegian in their user name one way or the other, like pic related

Someone screen cap this poster, and then when Russia cucks them and is drilling their oil unopposed, make a new meme.

Fair enough. I guess the two girls i know arent enough of a sample size. I love the blue eyes blonde hair thin body look but this bitchs nose and forehead are a bit much. if she wasnt a mega degenerate I could probably get over it. Are the girls there degenerate or only the US disporia? I fucked this girl hard while she while she has a BF, drank with me, smoked weed and did coke off her ass shes 18 and Im 23... not a wife matieral

Hey Norwegians, i live in eastern Sweden and it takes me like two hours to reach Oslo. When will you annex eastern Sweden so i can get away from all the western and southern shitheads? Just take Dalsland, Värmland and Dalarna - we're basically full of white people so far, not degenerate like the South and West.

LOL, that would be great. It pisses me off really, the Nordic Countries to me represented the last stronghold of the white man in Europe, where he could be free of all of the civilization-destroying shit of people like sandniggers, and that's why the countries always seemed so nice, and then comes Sweden to fuck it all up, but you guys seem like you know what you're doing at least

Don't get delusional Norge *pats on head*

pic related

Why are Norwegians so uncucked compared to other Nordics anyway?

i think "producing babies" is there.

The problem with invading Norway is that the geography is Afghanistan-tier and impossible to control. It is guerilla heaven, since you could just fuck off into the forest or countryside and disappear from any drones and shit.

But if the just claimed Svalbard we would be really cucked if the US won't help, sure.

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You wouldn't fight, you would let them come in and fuck your women and drill your oil for free.

Well, we have a much stronger patriotism to our local communities. Back in the days Norway was just a bunch of isolated villages with different dialects and shit, and this cultural heritage runs pretty strong. The cucks and multicultural traitors are mostly found in the urbanized cities. Out in rural Norway most people hate nignogs.

Even if you take away the islamic pestilence, not even Norwegians would want to visit Oslo. Why would you? Everything about Oslo is soulless function. Even Slottet, the king's nominal "castle," is the commie block version of a medium well to do 19th century merchant.

If anything, we are going to be Mongol.

norwayfags are the fucking worst autists, also this trash belongs on Sup Forums

compared to sweden

Lol keep telling yourself that. Nationalism and cultural pride is still pretty strong here. But then again, you americans don't know what nationalism really is.

>merchant.
merchant's home

Slavs are great but polish ones have a certianlook to them more than other slavs and its not the best one
okay these ones are great

And that's not including the Half Finns which there are about half a million of.

Could even National Socialism save Sweden at this point?

>I'm all for restoring Sverresborg and move the royal family up there.

A couple of islamic terrorist attacks would surely swing Sweden in the right direction. But you can't kick out all the nignogs, so they have a big fucking problem dealing with those fuckers.

I've heard only bad things from my Norwegian friend. He told me that most people are beta leftists, he hates living in cold all the time and everyone is a workaholic jew, people are very materialistic, everything costs too much, you pay too high taxes etc. What do u think

National Socialism isn't possible in a multicultural state like Sweden. Too many niggers and sand niggers jews and muslim Europeans. Why do you think jews force multiculturalism? If you tried to remove these freeloading leechs and had a nazi-vibe the JewSA and Jewrmany will come at you militarily for "humanitarian reasons"
This type of society is the type of society that national socialism would thrive in... people proud to be of their race. I dont know much about how cucked Norwegians are tho

How do I move to Bergen and infiltrate the black metal scene?

I went to Oslo and Bergen once and had a hard time understanding the Norwegian language. There were also many nonwhites. Don't recommend.

You don't, shoo

Bruh, that gender thing is a pain in the ass, not to mention the double definite.

And you guys speak fast as fuck with a mumble in your voice...

Genuinely embarrassing.

Removing?
Just regulate the gibs me that and they will leave without force.

Also
>let me tell you about your country

civic nationalism is more popular here, ethnic not so much sadly.