Germany actually thought we were on their side during WWII

>Germany actually thought we were on their side during WWII

No, Germany used you during wwii kek.

And it worked out so great for them lol.

>Italian damage control
It's a little too late to try and look clever about failing against Africans and Greeks at this point.

>yfw Mussolini was an ANGLO imposter
look at those BEADY eyes

Kek has forsaken you, user name x PissOy E

>Kek has forsaken you
Nope

I'm still convinced Japan fucked up by not just focusing on Korea and China.

Nobody gave a shit about the Korean Peninsula and even western academics weren't familiar with ancient Korean kingdoms and history.

Likewise china was up for grabs while Europe fought hard against each other.........

But noooioo....... Japan goes on insane land grab and of course that loses them the war AND makes room for Mao to beat the nationalists. Truly a shameful display

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Japan had no choice but to make that 'insane land grab', your oil embargo was going to cripple them.

>"Those fucking Americans are embargoing us. What should we do?"
>"Lets provoke them!""
>attack Pearl Harbor
>"That'll show 'em!"
>Britain declares war on Japan
>America declares war on Japan
>Germany and Italy declare war on America
>America declares war on them in response
>G*rmcucks on Sup Forums cry about the ebil AmiriKKKanz declaring war on Germany because of ze Jewz when they literally declared war first

>haha look at us italians we're a corrupt brown socialist shithole run by the mafia and subsaharan niggers now, take this nazis!

>haha look at us germans we're a corrupt soon-to-be-brown socialist shithole run by the jews and middle easterner niggers now, take this italians!

I'm sorry Adolf... ;_;

>oil embargo is hurting our ability to fight war

>better attack the nation we were wanting to buy oil from(!)

Only slightly kidding. I'm sure Japan could have found a better way to deal with it because attacking the United States was just dumb. Like really really dumb. It would have probably been better to just focus on controlling and japonifying the parts of Korea and China they had dominion over instead of Zerg rushing the Philippines, aluetian islands, fucking SE Asia, and every strip of sand above the water they could find.

Dumb ass move and I really mean it. Oil embargo or not.

You burgers provoked Japan, faggot. Not the other way around. That oil embargo was like screaming in their faces "Punch me! Come on, punch me!". Eventually, they did.

this

ggwp italy

>I'm sure Japan could have found a better way to deal with it
Yeah? Like what, faggot? Turning sea water into oil?
You provoked them and escalated the conflict.

FUN FACT:
Roosevelt's last name was (((Rosenvelt))) Before they changed it.

>embargoing someone for invading European colonies
>provoking
Don't you have an alliance to weasel out of or a World War to lose?

Holy fuck thats fucking wrong. Manchuria was producing oil just not in the demand they needed. If they hadn't beem wastful fuckers they'd have beem fime fighting the chinks. But their fucking military ran more like feudal fiefdoms than a unified command and the dipshits decided to invade the Indies so they could have fuel to ineffectually bomb the Chinese and not help the germans against the reds.

>reminder that Germany began to lose the Second world war at Stalingrad because they relied on italian and romanian soldiers.

Benito > Adolf

It was Van Rosenvelt and they were Dutch, not kikes. Go be a Moor-rapebaby somewhere else.

Also, they're descended from and related to Dutch nobility, so you can't even claim that they were kikes who took the surname.

'Benito Mussolini' (Benjamin Musshire, born July 29 1883 in Crewe, England) was sent to Italy to give Hitler a false sense of comfort in a fake ally. This ultimately led to the downfall of the Aryan menace.

absolutely perfidious

>Hitler: I'm in charge here!
>Ben: Do you feel in charge?

>not baneito
i'm disappointed

>Hitler : "Well congratulation your army was destroyed in Libya ! Now what is the next step of your mastermind plan?
>Benito : To crash this Reich, with no survivors !

Devi essere un po' più sottile con l'umorismo.

and WW1

Be careful, Adolf, the eternal anglo is watching you

sounds more like the US to me

those beady eyes

Ahhh self defense in ones nation

Coming from you ? Mohammed come
Hahahaahahhaahahahah germanistan soon

Kek

The only reason why you are a defined country is because you are surrounded by see on three sides and the people north of you are civilized enough to form functioning societies with nations and borders.

the only reason why you are a defined country is because the allies took pity on you after WWII

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Germany should've started with invading you.

>it's fucking nothing
So there's some muslim bitch talks shit, big fucking deal. Just go to London and you'll see the same.
You are a spineless fucking traitor, and I hope that you get crushed.

It really doesn't make any sense. Why would Japan attack Pearl Harbor, starting a war with America, when there was NOTHING to be gained, and any strategist worth anything knew that America was the deadliest nation on Earth?

> it's fucking nothing

Anyone who supports Sharia law in the West should be deported back to their shitland. If they were born in the West, then the death penalty is the only sensible option.

Putting these people in power IS a big deal. No matter if it is symbolic, the message it sends is that "Sharia law is good and the government wants more of it".

>american education

Japan attack the US because you blocked their oil in the Malacca strait, you were poking them and got btfo in the first months of war.

She gets shit for it from every side.

What the hell is with that Nordic cross flag thing?

This thread is all the proof you need to see that the typical Sup Forums user doesn't have a fucking clue.

Independent Saarland.

Kek. Still didn't save you in the end.

>Digits!

>reddit
fixed

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>be Italy
>Wannabe fascist warmongers just like germany
>Except undisciplined non-white army
>Only country you are able to conquer on your own is Ethiopia, a country that didn't even have guns.
>Suffer massive losses in nearly every battle
>Lose most of your troops in North Africa
>Fail to defend your own country, Germany has to defend it for you.
>"B-but we were really with the Allies all along!"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING

KILL

URSELF

Technically we invented Fascismo

>Italy copied Germany

Mussollini rose to power before hitler, and hitler considered him the senior fascist.
Hitler did his best to model his regime after italy

Fascism itself is derived from the Italian word fasce