Why hasn't the FBI investigated Comet ping pong

Why hasn't the FBI investigated Comet ping pong

It would finally put an end to pizzagate and or discredit the main stream media for being wrong

Because the FBI is full of neo-con and ALT-R assholes who don't want to find the truth.

If they found that nothing happened they would have to shut it all down.

The battle lines are being drawn. The numbers are not on the republican's side. They have the guns but we have the numbers and the factories.

The media is sperging about how this is a 'phony news-story' without even looking into it,
they also are saying at first he went in with an
'assault rifle'
'shotgun'
and then a week later
'a semi automatic rifle'
(fucking media nogun niggers)

Has any media source even done a segment on this shit?

>The numbers are not on the republican's side. They have the guns but we have the numbers and the factories.
wew lad

>Why hasn't the FBI investigated Comet ping pong

Who said they aren't?

Maybe leaking this pedo theory was the FBI's way of flushing them out.

Maybe they already had the right individuals phones tapped and waiting for the moment.

Because it was sanitized when you got on the case what two months ago? Those people are loooooooong gone.

Be careful though. They left lawyers behind.

> I'm never eating there ever though.

>it would finally put an end to pizzagate
Fucking please, if it turned up nil there wouldn't be a single pizzagater that wouldn't say "oh well that was a fake investigation the FBI is in on it too"

because you can't just make shit up and demand an investigation.

But they did.

Hope you guys are ready for the revolution

Give him time, user. He is a socialist already. And with good instincts he will be a nationalist. Then he just has to make the conclusion himself.

>select all the pizzas
>ayy lmao

Because they want to wait until Obama & Biden "Pizza Friends Forever" are out.

then why is obama demanding an investigation into the "russia hacked the election"conspiracy theory?

they iunvestigated and found things that will (((shock)) you.

>Why hasn't the FBI investigated Comet ping pong

They have an ongoing investigation into comet ping pong. They admitted it in response to queries.

>be hillary
>starting a pedophile human trafficking ring
>think about the cover
>"oh yeah, since neckbeards on the internet have an inside joke about cheese pizza meaning child pornography, I'll tease them around and make a pizza shop my cover"
You people are fucking retarded as fuck

>he thinks the FBI isn't implicated
Do you know how much pizza they have stored?

>You people are fucking retarded as fuck

I wish that were the case, tbqh.

This situation really isn't lulz.

Because the FBI would effectively be a bloodhound to find evidence that would ultimately go missing

Start seizing their bank accounts.

Clinton could be personally raping a hundred shotas and two hundred lolis a day, no one ever will ever make a pizza shop a cover for a pedophilia sex ring
Give it a rest

>no one ever will ever make a pizza shop a cover for a pedophilia sex ring

Dojo says hi.

kek are you for real? because he's the king nigger and not some random user on a taiwanese waifu claiming forum notorious for it's shitposting, b8ing, general degeneracy and own cp past.

Factories?
How you going to run those when you can't get materials from the mines and power from the power plants?

Pizza Gate most likely caught the corner of something insanely huge that has tentacles through every arm of the government and media.

They'll "begrudgingly" investigate it after and only after they've had plenty of time to utterly sterilize any scenes and internally investigate everyone's media and emails to make sure everything has disappeared properly.

They harvest them and then feed them to pigs.

Who are then used in food.