To hell with Tuvalu!

Furthermore, it is my opinion, that Tuvalu must be destroyed.

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Wtf I hate these guys

(Fill me in, I bumped your thread)

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>Average IQ of 65
>Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters)
>Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name
>Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean.
>Little to no infrastructure
>Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea).
>Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.

All of these facts and the hate toward Tuvalu originated in a Tuvalu hate thread yesterday. 12/12/2016 was the day Sup Forums declared war on their pathetic nation.

I will commission a ship on this day to attack them

Hopefully China and Russia joins the fight.

Tuvalu has

>Condemned Russia for its annexation of Crimea and supports the illegitimate Ukrainian government .
>Supported Caucasus rebel scum
>Recognized the ROC as owning the Chinese mainland.
>Disses the US as a climate polluter.

guys we're fucked, look at the great Tuvalu military stronghold

That's the TIDF headquarters.

If we can find out how to buy property Therese can just pull an Israel.

Simply open an account at the great Tuvaluan first national bank and have holdings of more than $1.32.

Found this put Facebook between the dots

.com/Tuvalu-Confessions-281540455298951/

I'm like seriously considering buying some land becoming a citizen becoming president then starting an expansionist empire

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It's going to be a tough fight. Look at this hi-tec hospital they have for their military

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They will be no match for my political prowess

This is a good find, digits prove it.

That Facebook group is proof that all of these Denisovan Tuvaluan savages do nothing. They sit around off government subsidies provided to them only thanks to the the .tv domain name and foreign aid.

They sit around in huts and masturbate all day.


> my tuvaluan husband watches to much porn and it's really affecting our love life what should I do

Tuvaluans are our misfortune!

Found another .com/TuvalusHottest/

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This is the Navy we are up against.

>tfw Sup Forums starts a country
>everyone there is extremely rich because we have more than $1.32 in our bank

Good job they won't have to means to create a war economy. I mean bloody hell, they're even admitting it themselves.

Like how hard could it be to get the natives rilled up enough to get them to work and then start buying up islands off of other nations

They are asking to be destroyed. They want to die. They talk of Global Warming destroying them. They stir the shit with China and Russia in hopes of them turning their little island into the next Bikini Atoll so that their sad miserable lives will be done and over with once and for all. Remember, deep down, they want this war to happen and they want to be exterminated. They asked for it.

There leader is pretty impressive

Their*

We have more bodies than ever before and significantly more than this entire country, why not just invade?

>married to Lady Italy
kek

Found his official twitter @lakobaltaleli

Race war inevitable there, so what will we do with the island once we managed to exerminate the Tuvalu Rats? Literally the only good thing about it is the airstrip

>University of Malta

Their website is pretty well put together, I always like mid 90s websites tuvaluislands.com/

We can actually defeat Tuvalu.

Sup Forums has over 500 posters. At least 10% of Sup Forums owns firearms.

If we can ship 50 heavily armed Sup Forumsacks in a rented ship, we can overpower Tuvalu's Coastal Guard and then occupy the government.

Finally we shall fund the Based Sup Forumsack Federation and then proceed to annex all neighboring nations, creating our own Pacific Confederation.

We keep the natives alive and preach good old fashioned NatSoc work ethic to them, use our new found industry to purchase or conquer surrounding island nations (Fiji) and the likes

>>Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea).
They are just selling their vote.

They also sell diplomatic recognition, so if you ever decide to create a new separatist republic, you can pay them and your state will be diplomatically recognized by Tuvalu.

I don't recommend it though, they ripped us off with Abkhazia and South Ossetia.

May I get on record that Kek has blessed almost all of my posts, I'm on a roll

I like your plan, user.

Make Leapfrogging Great Again!

Tuvalu won't recognize the american lives lost to protect the island against the (((japanese))).
tuvaluislands.com/ww2/ww2-index.htm

>a militia full of autists with guns takes down a country and starts its own, more successful country
Imagine the fucking country that would be

Fortify it like the PRC does with the islands in the South China Sea. It could be Rapture-tier in a few short years, albeit with a NatSoc government.
They can have no work ethic. You don't understand the Denisovan. They are not human. They all must perish. It is the only solution. If we do go with your plan, at the very least, we must build work camps and sterilize every single one of them.

Tuvalu is almost a day ahead of the west in time and they did not warn us about 9/11.

The deeper we drill, the more disturbing this gets.

They will pay!

Pretty sure we don't need to use force, pol is better at psy-ops

I'M READY

LET'S DO THIS SHIT

tuvaluislands.com/news/archives/2012/2012-01-08.html

>The project currently has almost 15,000 items from over 5,000 contributors spread across 37 different countries across the globe.

What is their endgame?!

Fine, work camps it is then. For all 11 thousand of them

Also look at GDP, plenty to work with

well, now im mad

lets fucking do this, gents, for real, lets anihillate their military and put their people to work

We would need to declare independence from the commonwealth but if you go watch Stefan Molyneux's truth about Fidel Castro you can learn just how easy it is to take an island with little to no blod drawn

And another one.

And watch truth about Che Guivera

It is obvious that they have been infiltrating over 37 countries around the globe to push their agenda.

And you thought it was the jews all along...

>tfw no Tuvalu flag i my collection

>According to legend Funafuti people originated from Samoa, arriving by canoe. The founding ancestors were Telematua and his two wives Futi (meaning banana) and Tupu (meaning "holy" or "abundant").
The island is named after the wife Futi, while funa is a feminine prefix. The travellers first settled on Funafala islet before shifting to Fongafale, where the main village is still situated.

>Later, leaving Futi on Funafuti, Telematua, searching for a land of greater fertility and where fresh water was more plentiful, discovered Vaitupu. There he left Tupu and henceforth he divided his time between the two islands.

Basically, Tuvalu was founded by refugees breeding like rats while moving on boats across the islands.

The country was wicked from the start. They have no sense of national unity. We can win this.

never forjet

> Sup Forumsack nation: a bunch of male autists in paradise with no women around but the leftovers of a defeated native tribe. PLease do this.

>"Why have you come to my island without my permission?" he asked. One of the women said "It is our island. We were the first to live here." To this Tefolaha said, "There is, as we have already discussed, only one way to sort out who owns this island. If you can tell me my name you can have the land. If I can tell you what your names are, I can have the land." The two women agreed. They asked Tefolaha to tell them their names. Tefolaha paused for a little while and then pointing to one of them, he said, "You are Pai." He then pointed to the other and said "You are Vau." The two women were very surprised because the man knew their names.

They are basically like jews. They tried to shut it down when Tefolaha named them.

tuvaluislands.com/legends_nanumea.htm

That is it. We have Casus Belli. Nanumea belongs to the Nanumeans. We will conquer Tuvalu and turn Nanumea into a client state.

Damn son, that's like 6 in a row. What dimension are you currently posting from?

Although these children might seem adorable now, inside each a killer will soon come out. Who knows, a Tuvaluan might be living in your neighbourhood right now!

DO. NOT. TRUST. THEM.

Relevant

"One of the best preforming island chains"

I'm posting from the chaos afterlife I will be returning to life to take to Tuvaluan islands for my own. I promise to only shed to blod of my enemies.

Don't make Tuvalu pay for PK's proxysins.

>> Sup Forumsack nation: a bunch of male autists in paradise with no women around but the leftovers of a defeated native tribe. PLease do this.

this is literally a sexual fantasy of mine

>conquering a small island nation of retards and acquiring a harem of retarded native women to rape at my whim

>GDP grew in 2011 moved by private retail sector and education spending

They are island jews.

We can't trust them.

The digits in this thread is proof that kek wills the complete and total destruction of Tuvalu.

Damn I hate (((Tuvalu))) now

Qek doesn't want us to destroy Tuvalu.

Tuvalu is our promissed land and we are Qek's chosen people.

Only 6000 women on the islands

tuvalu.prism.spc.int

What did I miss? why are we hating on Tuvalu now?

And you thought it was the Jews YOU FOOLS

It's all been a massive cover up!

Around tuvaluans, never relax

Tuvalu is code for white promise land

>With Tuus, ya loose!

We shall become the jews

We are the sionists now

and if 50 gallant Sup Forumsbros conquer the island we'd have 120 each

cull the ugly ones, 12 beautiful women per autist

>Average IQ of 65
>can't feed its own people without imports even though it is surrounded by some of the best waters in the world
>owns the .tv domain name
>dump their shit and trash into the ocean
>haven't discovered the wheel
>descend from samoan refugees who bred like rats
>comdemned Russia's annexation of Crimea
>trying to get into Europe for gibs with the "Climate Refugees" meme
>receive goods from (((donors))) from over 37 nations around the globe

We didn't start the fire.

>nearly a decade researching global subversion
>Icke, Jones, Paul Jaaowsif Whatsen, Red Ice
>IT WAS TUVALU ALL ALONG

At this point I'd not be surprised if global warming was a meme created by Tuvalu to get free pass into the west.

>Tuvalu invented global warming in order to increase the amount of gimmedats

Hold on, if we start the fire it will be a violation of the NAP

>fill a ferry with 50 well armed autists
>proceed to Tuvalu
>genocide ~11000 island niggers
>???
>profit?

It's now official guys. The Pol-Tuvalu war has begun.

Obama?

Cos they are weak and un-aligned.

We can take them.

>genocide the males, conquer the females and fill them with our imperial seed
>import white wives as kings of tuvalu
>kill our male brown children, keep the most beautiful females
>live forever in history books

>he thinks we can't induce them to violate the NAP

>9 stars
>666 -> 6+6+6 -> 18 -> 1+8 ....

>the Jew uses this to dismantle Sup Forums and prisonplanet.tv

Please post their reply, Martijn.

>tuvaluislands.com/legends_nanumea.htm
Show my your war faces lads, Sup Forums is marching!

Daily reminder nanumeans were the original whites who fled to Europe out of fear of persecution from tuvaluans WE WUZ

TOP KEK MART TUVALUANS!!! Oh believe you me, us Sup ForumsACKS are ITCHING for a war with Tuvalu. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Tuus soil that has running water, electricity, or tuus that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the autists and the leafs first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY gimmedat tuvaluan niggers they see. When Sup Forums is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

>Deceleration

>Deceleration of War

MY SIDES ARE ACCELERATING AT 1G

>Tuvaluan Internet Defense Force

AHAHAHAHAHA

the face of whomever reads this on Tuvalu :DDD

Here is my war face

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This is gold

I've never heard of this country before but I agree

Tovaloo shall pay