What offerings do you have for your God?
Kek
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None. Jesus died for us as the final sacrifice and offering.
my spunk
already sacrificed my sides.
Time and digits
any happenings on christmas?
Praise Kek,
Dance in a dionysion madness to inflict chaos on the enemy.
Praise Kek!
I offer my nonexistant social life, receding hairline and a life-time of snarky quips.
If digits, I will open a 1990 Cantillon Gueuze I have been saving for over 15 years, a beer I do not want to open yet, and drink it in honor of KEK.
Not really.
...
new years attack
This
I hope there will be another german habbening at new year's eve so that the right gets more power.
there will be.
Kek want it!
My time spent shitpositing
Kek hinted a few times that a major happening is in store for Christmas and be people will suffer.
I like to imagine its pizza related, but who really knows aside from Kek.
Fpbp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My life.
My digits
What offerings does Kek prefer?
Last night I had a bout of lycanism come over me and at around 1AM I snuck out of my house butt naked under the full moon and waded through the snow to take a shit in the woods behind my house. Note to self: next time wear shoes (ouch!).