Kek

What offerings do you have for your God?

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None. Jesus died for us as the final sacrifice and offering.

my spunk

already sacrificed my sides.

Time and digits

any happenings on christmas?

Praise Kek,
Dance in a dionysion madness to inflict chaos on the enemy.
Praise Kek!

I offer my nonexistant social life, receding hairline and a life-time of snarky quips.

If digits, I will open a 1990 Cantillon Gueuze I have been saving for over 15 years, a beer I do not want to open yet, and drink it in honor of KEK.

Not really.

...

new years attack

This

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I hope there will be another german habbening at new year's eve so that the right gets more power.

there will be.
Kek want it!

My time spent shitpositing

Kek hinted a few times that a major happening is in store for Christmas and be people will suffer.

I like to imagine its pizza related, but who really knows aside from Kek.

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Fpbp

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My life.

My digits

What offerings does Kek prefer?

Last night I had a bout of lycanism come over me and at around 1AM I snuck out of my house butt naked under the full moon and waded through the snow to take a shit in the woods behind my house. Note to self: next time wear shoes (ouch!).