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I honestly have no idea where that is.
Probably some type of weird dancing and foods made of parts of an animal that you aren't suppose to eat.

Rightful Danish land.

northern germany, was its own country at one point and also belonged to denmark I think

Came here to say this

The border is good as it stands.

And that can be said about a very little percentage of the German border.

Something along these lines I'm guessing.

Holstein is responsible for the entire American dairy industry

Would give it to Denmark

Beaches for vacationing Germans

Fine place to live, I'm from Kiel. Everything above Hamburg should be Denmark.

my home, my town, my state, quit a few shitheads here but at least we are still ruling this part of the land

btw it is boris speaking here, germans lost a long time ago

>people who sped on Autobahn

Ejder is only correct border, both natural and historical

Based

Danes, who pretend to be Germans.

Hej, thats Slesvig Holsten, most of it is currently under german occupation but it will be liberated once the german cuckstate collapses.

What are those tinyorange areas to the west of Slesvig? Are they Danish enclaves?

Denmark is Northern Germany.

OP's picture isnt the current border, after ww1 we got northern slesvig back.

Pic related. The current border is the 1921 line

Fuck me, wrong pic

Nah pham, Germany doesent even exist anymore, only in place and name. For all practical purposes you are just an american colony/experiment.

I hope to see the real germany back soon.

EU4 says otherwise

We greet each other with "moin moin" and eat fish.

Schleswig is danish

panama land, nothing really important there

Just curious. Do Danes know anything about Dannevirke (my hometown) in New Zealand? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dannevirke

It's a town founded by Danes after they lost the 2nd slesvig war.

ps Apparently I'm actually a descendant of one of the former prime ministers of Denmark.

My Family is partly from slesvig. I hope so too.

>tfw Southern Slesvig is the only part of the Prussian expansion that stood the test of time

Rightfully Danish clay.

>descendant of one of the former prime ministers of Denmark
which one is it then?

it BELONGS to Denmark and it was NEVER its own thing.

The fucking Tyskersvin united against us in 1864 and stole our rightful clay. Now its tainted with their cu ckness. Disgusting.

and you burgers thought we were to nasty to the eternal kraut after the war so you did not want to split Germany and give back all their clay to its respectful owners. Damn kikes.

>This

based burger

Huehuehuehue go die the the favela monkey

idk, just something I heard from my gran

hey, I live in a very rich favela.

>Dannevirke

an old wall build to keep the Mexicans of mainland Europe out of danish lands.

>BUILD WALL

oh ok.

then go and do not get your head cut off.

Yea i have read a little bit about it. Pretty cool that we have an enclave in dingoland.

Now we just need the real Dannevirke back!

is it in this area?

Its German clay

...

yep

*triggerd*

Meme it into reality.

RIGHTFUL FRISIAN CLAY

SLEEP TIGHT IRON CHANCELLOR

what is this?

Denmark stood alone against the Germans and the Austrian Empire.

We relied on help from the Swedes so we deserve the loss. Never trust the Swede in times of war as they are backstabbing cowardly curs.

however that clay is ours and no damn kike mutt is going to tell me otherwise.

Danish liberation soon

Shhh! the bastard son of France and Germania has been drinking again. Just play along.

Hey man i'm white :'^(

Rightful clay

If we get the rest plus Helgoland its a deal.

When do we invade friend?

Romanov Dynasties n'shiet

Holstein? I meant like one of those kingdoms prussia annexed

>bastard son
*father

Neo Kalmar Union when?

tomorrow

[TRIGGERED]

never

with the eternal swede? no thanks
this is a much better idea

you were honorably ousted through rape and pillage.

The famous American "white" phenotype. Also known as the common mutt.

Show me that beautiful 23andMe "white" man.

literally non countries.

never.
The thought of being in a union with Sweden turns my stomach.

>richest city in germany
>tourism
>niggers

Southern Danes? they don't exist! they are inherently German

I hope you have all been to Fregatten Jylland and payed respect to one of the ships that granted us victory at sea.

Lots of farm land. I'm working on a horse farm thing right near the German border.

kys

Well, that won't happen, considering that your pathetic "nation" would have to actually win a war.

We all know kebabs cant fight Sven, it would be an easy war.

>implying Sweden would even resist, half of you would welcome the uncuckening, the other half would call it intolerant to fight back

Theres a lot of germans in southern Denmark, and a lot of Danish in northern Germany. Happens when you both sprung from the same culture.

>whites
>culture

Cows happen

>shitskins
>caring about shitskin opinions

Nice meme, Tyrone.

Don't you Dutch people hate the Frisians? What are they really anyways?

everyone hates frisian

i like frisians. they are germanic people and speak their own language but were too small to build their own nation.

JA BLIKSEM!

Don't worry, it will happen.

Yeah, even more useless states between France and Germany.

>Fregatten Freya

Never forget