STUDENTS SERVE FEMALE TEACHER CUMCAKES

newschannel10.com/story/34041698/3-boys-arrested-for-adding-bodily-fluids-to-frosting-in-home-econ-class

is she hot?

Embarrassing.

I hope to Christ he also made chocolate muffins

hahahha

Classic.

lol

Haha

You could say she got her comeuppance

This happened in my city. My friend's younger brother was involved AMA

is it just me or does she look like the female version of Carl?

kek

The teacher noticed the taste hahahah

gross story, but

>that picture
>The Sandlot
>the news story
perfect choice
wp, OP

>A fellow classmate told the teacher he had overheard the boys plot for the frosting

NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING

The muslims have been doing that to us for decades

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fucking /r9k/ what have you done now?

KEK

That's not really what happened. One of the guys broke down and admitted it

Probably the most spunk she's ever had!

I would also do this to the dutch desu senpai

How attractive was the teacher? Would've loved to have one of my English teachers slurp my jizz up at that age

it says it in the article, he admitted it after the guy told on them

>she tasted the cum in the frosting

Wtf, how much cum did they put into it? They deserve it for not being discreet tbqh

>Publicly identifying the taste of semen

Oh boy...

Where's the picture of her? I don't see it or any links to it in the article.

Wait, you don't mean OP's picture, do you? You know that's not her, and furthermore, that that's a young boy, and not a woman, right? Right?

Literally old fat librarian type

Someone post the /k/ screencap.

Aaaaaand this is why I only eat what I've cooked

When I was in the chairforce we all fapped into some Tiramisu we made for a certain thundercunt officer as a "gift"

>exactly knows the taste off semen

oh well.

Were they good boys who dindu nuffin?

She probably just said "oh yeah, it DID taste kinda funny, now that you mention it," after the kid told her about what happened and after the media questioned her. I forget what that type of misremembering things due to new information is called, but you know what I mean.

kek

Fuck. Tiramisu is delicious you fucking villain.

Someone post the /k/ meetup brownies

Does anyone have the image from /k/ meetup where cumcake was served?

fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEE

were they black or spic?

I mean really, who hasn't done this before?!

Serious question, is this illegal? If so, what law does it violate?

yes, i don't know the specific law though.

Yes. Depends on the state, it'd probably get you sexual assault in a lot of em.

>the /k/um cake episode

I don't know what those tripfags expected from this website

At least the British just embarrassed themselves in public for one night

I would imagine it's some sort of assault, like spitting on someone. Although, it might be more serious, considering it's semen. I'm just talking out of my ass, though.

>he never watched The Sandlot as a kid

It seems weird to me desu. I'm curious as to whether it applies to animal semen too or if feeding someone an animal phallus or something else gross but benign without telling them could be charged.

Try it and find out.

>animal semen

You have a problem with drinking animal semen?

I know there's a law against putting things that don't belong in food in and then serving it, but I'm pretty sure it's more geared towards things like exlax in someone's coffee than making mayo with horse spunk. It might be just prosecuted as that.

If they prosecute it like that, they're clearly have little culinary experience.

Sorry, I left out the "without their knowledge" bit. It's really the decider there

I remember we had this cunt of a teacher back in middle school. One day she asked one of the kids in our class to go fill up her cup with some water.

He did. From the toilet. She never found out, though.

Toilet water is cleaner than tap water.

It's the same water, retard. Except one comes out of a receptacle used for piss and shit.

No, toilet water is cleaner.

They come from the same source.

Yes, but toilet water is cleaner.

I'm just gonna chalk this one up to American education.

You're a fucking retard.

"The daddy longlegs is the most poisonous spider on earth, its mouth is just too small to bite you."

"Eating more food actually makes your metabolism work faster, so you lose more weight!"

"Toilet water is actually cleaner than tap water!"

"Putting people in jail actually increases crime you know."

I'm sick of this pseudoscientific, unfounded "you'd think that, but ACKSHULLY..." fake wisdom that gets passed around by retards who heard it from a friend in fifth grade and never thought to question it for the entirety of their adult lives. Toilet water is not cleaner than tap water.

ok you've convinced me
only drinking straight from the toilet bowl now

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Just making sure everyone knows.

The daddy long legs is not the most venomous spider. That's ridiculous. But toilet water is cleanest.

>Wait, you don't mean OP's picture, do you?
I actually did, that's what i get for commenting without reading the article
I saw that movie but it's been a while. i only remember ice box, that tomboy chick

Now he'll never eat Tiramisu ever again you monster!

the only crime was that they didnt get her permission

theres no big deal about eating cum, -everyone- has done it before