What's a good birthday present for a staunch Catholic who supports Trump and frequents Sup Forums?

What's a good birthday present for a staunch Catholic who supports Trump and frequents Sup Forums?

How about a MAGA hat?

MAGA ornament

I just realized Dexter looks similar to Alefantis.

Will he play him in the inevitable biopic ?

A copy of the New Testament, because he clearly hasn't read it.

High quality ammunition

MAGA Hat

Who should he support instead?

Probably not the guy that the Pope himself has called unchristian.

a crucifix

MAGA hat has been ordered but it's not an authentic one since they don't ship to Europe. Still need something else because just the hat isn't that impressive. This guy already has some kind of Bible, crucifix and rosary in every room of his house, needs to be more original.

lol wow. Well maybe he doesn't really need more Catholic knick knacks, but one year we got some sort of personally signed thing from the Pope (John Paul II so like a decent Pope) and framed it for my grandparents and they loved it. Some sort of a marriage blessing or something.

If he's more of a Sup Forums kind of guy you could nab a copy of Ben Garrison's book from Amazon or something. Just think pulling that out decades from know and thinking that was actually real.

a wife

Sup Forums pass

do you not know your friend past he is catholic and supports trump?

jesus christ you are a terrible friend.

>Ben Garrison's book
That's a great idea, I didn't know he had one. Is it the one titled "Rogue Cartoonist: The Internet Perils of a Citizen-Muckraker"?

I can pin a thousand and one labels on him, but these are the things I want to focus on for this particular gift.

How can a catholic support someone that broke his holy vows two times?

Pope Francis is a total cuck

>but these are the things I want to focus on for this particular gift.

if you aer only going to focus on those two things and he has all the things required for being catholic in every room of his house, and you've already ordered him a MAGA hat then there is nothing you can purchase for him besides trumps books.

I guess it was a better choice than Hillary.

Yeah. I haven't read the whole thing yet, but it's definitely got some good bits and more importantly it's a neat, small souvenir.

I also mentioned that he frequents pol, which means he's into any sort of politics, political history, political memes etc.

then get him nazi memorabilia.

I love this one

>catholic
get him a bullet in the head. nothing but death for these degenerate and dangerous cultists.

As a pseudo-Romanist Trumpite, I would suggest The Collected Works of G.K. Chesterton: 1.

Is Pope Francis really even Christian?

set his house on fiere.

A taste of the future.

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Using memes IRL is cancer (except for special cases like yelling PEPAAAAAAAY) while Hillary is giving an alt-right speech.

no.

Thought you knew me but then I saw your flag and remembered I have no friends.

An hero

Trump hat bead rosary
Maga pope hat

Don't buy my gf presents please OP

Not the type of Christian that the Apostles or Early Church Fathers would recognise. His reign certainly slowed my efforts to convert.

An appointment to a psychiatrist so that they can rid themselves of those "getting touched as an altar boy" nightmares.

a St. Pepe medallion, patron saint of memesters

Porn

He's a degenerate virtue-signalling liberal.
Bring back Benedict XVI!

A gun.

Black prostitute

Stupid burger, OP is in nofuns land.

signed art of the deal

Get him one of these

Bottle of Jameson or Tullamore Dew. No Bushmills or any Protestant whiskey

Oh, right. I forgot some people don't have freedom :-(

Trump shrine.