Aussie Thread

Ausfags get in here ya cunts

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I'm here cunt. Brisbane is getting launcher tomorrow.

Launched*

It's too fucking hot ay, it ain't even noon yet either.

>GPU Idling at 55 °C
Fucking wew.

>stock cooler
Melbourne cooled down over night. Perfect temp atm.

cucks and fags live in Melbourne

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It's freezing here in the states.

Stop being so backwards Australia

t. jose MARTINEZ

Just about to duck off and get some brekkie, lads, last day off before I go back to work tomorrow.

What should I get? Coffee Club Big Brekky?

Sounds good, How much does it cost?

You guys lost to a bunch of Emus. How does it feel to come from such weak degenerate abbo heritage?

73 degrees where I'm at.

any of you cunts in this?

fuck sake there are some shit cunts about

Bikies back on the Coast thanks to Palaszcuck

Florida is welcome

Fucking degenerates the lot of them.

I clicked cams instead of pol the other day by accident and it was the top thread
>these are the fags telling us what we should be doing with our lives

hope all you spider-fuckers remembered to check your ground harnesses.

Jesus H Christ.

Why?

You want to make Americans laugh by being a shitty circus animal again?

You make a mockery of shitposting! Good Day Sir!

Do these people have zero self-waraeness? A manlet, dyel, and bald.

lad, wash your damn forekin

Its getting better mate (at least on my side) slowly but surely. The CBD and LaTrobe University (and possibly all Western/Northern suburbs) are the main problems.

wb Frankston?

who else getting drunk before noon

You know I never understood the problem with Frankston. Like judging by its location, it should be prime real estate, yet it stays shit. Matter of fact thats the case with most bay area suburbs except for maybe Brighton onwards.

Does it have much houso housing?

Oh user, it's not healthy. Please don't. If you're in Brisbane come to the casino and I'll buy you lunch and give you some gambling money if you show me your willy in the toilets.

I live in Melbourne so I have to, to forget that I live in Melbourne.

Crown Casino in Melbs is great btw, love staying there. Based casino with its own food court.

I wish that was here.

Not as much as it used to be. I think they cleared out most of the commission fucks.

Come on bro there is some improvement. For example one the areas near mine was full of niggers and now its half that. The property boom may shit for house prices but at least it forces these fucks out. Only downside is more chinks.

Is Lee Priest, dare I say, /our guy/?

youtu.be/yDQQsc0JqqQ

House next door got robbed by Apex gang a few months ago. Just glad I have a shit old holden.

Where abouts are you? Western suburbs? That would explain why. That area along with all of Dandenong need to be bombed.

Who would be scared of some skinny sudo lads and couple fuckin islander boys?

Just learn how to punch on properly and you'll be right.

Yesterday some house in Bundy got robbed by 2 sudo cunts. I think they're slowly infesting Melbourne

Can anyone identify these spiders?
A few weeks ago I was laying in my bed on my laptop probably browsing Sup Forums or Sup Forums, all of a sudden I felt something crawling up my leg. I went to investigate and it turns out 6 fucking spiders were crawling up my leg, I did what any logical person would do and ran around the room trying too get them off. some fell on the floor and I squished them. However 2 I didn't manage too kill, I'm not really sure where they went. Anyway, they were grey, had a large hour glass shaped abdomen and they had large black eyes.

Cranbourne. They kicked in the front door, one of them had a pistol. Rumor is Lebbos are funding them
They had a fucking gun mate, my neighbour said they held it to his daughters head.

>Cranbourne

Yeah, theres your problem.

Hey guys I'm here for the America thread

Did he do anything about it? as if you would just let them do that without even trying to fight them.

Two threads over on the left.

Fucking Vic police. They have extra fucking powers for these specific things but noooo. Gotta get those infringement quotas n shit.

Oh thanks
Where's the exit? How do I get out of here??

I wish I was Australian

according to him, they kicked in the front door. by the time he was out of bed they had his kid with a gun to her head. told him they wanted the keys to his BMW (He is a wog) and then went through his bedroom looking for jewellery.

There is no escape, you're here forever. Alternatively use the search function.

Sydney cunt reporting in. It's fucking hot, my place feels like an oven, and I'm surrounded by Chinese people - wat do?

Why not just move here like the rest of your fucking countrymen?

Nothing's working
I can't leave
Fuck

I'm a poorfag

Why not just put the a/c on, lad? I've had mine on 18 degrees since the 1st December. Power bills will spike but eh only a few months of the year.

oy ausfag here on hollies overin canada with me girlfriend. strewth mates the blokes here are so much more aggro. was goin for a walkabout in the carpark to see what kinda wallaroos they have round here when one of them blokes slapped me girlfriend on the barrumbottocks n said "whatchoo gon do about it bogan". he was a pretty big fella from all that stickball they play so all I could do was say "n-nothing you have a g-good day now". swears mate if we were back in the North Queensland id taken him, right mates?

I know them feelz, just got my payslip for this fortnight, fug.

Can confirm I watched this happen today from my basement window

Are you both circumciseD?

Oy ya cheeky cunt I'll teach you to talk to me like that

nah mate im not some seppo jew cunt

Keep to your own kind you inferior shits

Prove it, show foreskin.

No air con. Got the fans going but they're just blowing hot air around.

Fucking cooled right down today lads.

Can't handle temps above 30C.

Hopefully it'll be a cold summer eh?

Remember the song All Out Of Love by Air Supply? Was the chorus sung by a woman or one of the band members who maybe has a very light voice?

Oh lad, you gotta move to a place with air con. Fans don't do shit. Literally it was so cold last night with the a/c on that I was rugged up in a doona m8

Hahahaha I'm an American in an Aussie thread

Do you get a sweaty anal/gooch area?

-20 c in northern Sweden atm. I cant handle temps over 30 either but I thought you aussies would be more comfortable with it

you sound like a racist bigot, your kind is not welcomed here.

nah mate why you tryin to get a fellow ausfag banned from pol, whos going to keep up the shitposting then?

faggot

Dunno about him but I do. But then again Im extremely hairy for no fucking reason.

How hard is drivers test in vic?

Fuck the kangaroos gas the koalas now

I would like to fuck you balls deep in your little swedish twink anus, lad.

But that is way too cold irregardless.

I wanna go back to 1995-1999 when everything was brill

When you'd sit in the back of the car playing your OG gameboy getting carsick in the fucking shit heat no aircon in mums fucking gemini on the way to Grafton while Oasis spammed the radio

Fuck me what a time

You should be shaving/trimming/waxing anyway lad

back, sack and crack (and gooch obviously).

Fuckin easy as pie, go with an instructor a few times and it will no problem

>vic

Fucking shithole aye? Why do you fags limit your roads to 100k and have those weird sidestreets in every town.

But it fucking hurts m8. My hair problem is almost at wog levels.

it was 40 degrees outside yesty shits fucked

>anal/gooch area?
>I would like to fuck you balls deep in your little swedish twink anus
>shaving/trimming/waxing anyway lad, back, sack and crack (and gooch obviously).

fucks wrong with ya mate?

God why did i google twink

I actually love the cold though, makes sitting by a fire or getting shitfaced that much more enjoyable

aaaah its fucking 40 degrees again today boys fack

What games did you play

Some type of wolf spider/crab spider, i guess but i'd need a picture to be sure

I can handle 30 with the AC on.

Fuck me when its 40/45. How does society even function in that heat? Why doesn't every business just shut down?

talcum powder mate

>40

RIP

grafton is a shithole lad why were you going there?

Also, still remember when my mum got a new VR commo in the 90s, our first car with air con, fuck it was sweet for those brewarrina - sydney trips.

Kind of looked like this.

Any melbournefags wanna have a beer tomorrow night?
Come to the Notting Hill Pub at 8pm. I'll be the tall goy with the fashy haircut at the bar.

How does that work then? and how do you even apply that to your gooch area?

Will you show me your willy in the toilets, m8?

luckily im just sitting in my room with the window rattler keeping things cool
it puffs out you retard

Africans turning Melbourne into a 3rd world African shithole again. Gang of 30 Africans went to St Kilda beach on Monday evening, bashed and robbed eveyone they cam across, then stormed a worksite and bashed and robbed the tradies there:

>They were just animals': Victim of vicious St Kilda beach attack recalls the moment he and his colleague were 'bashed and whipped with a belt by a group of African teenagers'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4030872/Victim-Melbourne-s-St-Kilda-beach-attack-set-African-teenagers.html

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