Brit/pol/ - LITERALLY More Cucked Than Germany Edition

--- NOW ILLEGAL IN BRITAIN: ---

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.
>Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. gas chambers) or intentionality of the genocide of the Jewish people at the hands of National Socialist Germany and its supporters and accomplices during World War II (the Holocaust).
>Accusing the Jews as a people, or Israel as a state, of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust.
>Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or to the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations.
>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.


>Where is Brit/pol/ from?
strawpoll.me/11867890


>Global warming CHAOS: Will Christmas Day be the warmest ever?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/uk-weather-will-christmas-day-warmest-ever-bookmakers-slash/

>Leftist education strikes again - SNP Scotland records worst EVER ratings for maths, science and reading in schools
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/06/snp-fire-scottish-education-system-records-worst-ever-rating/

>The absolute state of Theresa May: PM's thin-skinned Special Advisors ban her own MPs from being allowed to talk to her
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/theresa-may-trousers-row-angry-text-exchange-nicky-morgan

>Boris backs down over Saudi Arabia comments; "WTF I love proxy wars now"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>Chancellor Philip Hammond plotting to keep us in the EU as late as 2019
express.co.uk/news/politics/742661/Brexit-News-Philip-Hammond-supports-transitional-deal-EU-referendum-2019-Article-50

Other urls found in this thread:

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house
youtube.com/watch?v=sLkE-upH3Ak
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism
youtube.com/watch?v=RHzWo79dCHs
youtube.com/watch?v=CHqlf0D9nuQ
youtube.com/watch?v=47rbRNSGQUs
youtube.com/watch?v=7dxsVSzL4HE
rt.com/uk/369967-anti-semitism-definition-britain/
independent.co.uk/voices/anti-semitism-theresa-may-new-definition-jewish-council-holocaust-society-israel-criticism-palestine-a7470166.html
theguardian.com/society/2016/dec/12/antisemitism-definition-government-combat-hate-crime-jews-israel
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

The Fendippitous Eggmen are returning soon.

is not for nonces

Fuck off YKTD. Can we have a real thread?

>In 1995, a new blind trust, known as the Labour Leader Office Fund, was set up by Mr Blair's friend Michael (now Lord) (((Levy))). It has been estimated that £2.5 million was raised. This allowed Mr Blair to run the biggest Opposition office in history.
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1370777/Who-else-bankrolled-Tony-Blair-while-he-was-in-Opposition.html

>Labour 'sent out search parties for immigrants', Lord (((Mandelson))) admits
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10055613/Labour-sent-out-search-parties-for-immigrants-Lord-Mandelson-admits.html

>Immigration Minister Barbara (((Roche))) is alleged in the book to have taken extraordinary steps to increase net migration, going above and beyond even that requested by Mr. Blair. Another civil servant remarked of Ms. Roche’s personal mission at the ministry: “It was clear that Roche wanted more immigrants to come to Britain. She didn’t see her job as controlling entry into Britain, but by looking at the wider picture in a "holistic way" she wanted us to see the benefit of a multicultural society”.
telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/12175813/Tony-Blair-accused-of-conspiracy-over-mass-immigration.html

>The programme's producer Martin (((Rosenbaum))) said: "What we show is there is an English backlash but also self-doubt about England's identity. Home Secretary Jack (((Straw))) is worried that nationalism will manifest itself in violence and wants a positive English identity created which will beat off the unpleasant side."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/596703.stm

>British MP Charges ‘Jewish Cabal’ Is Guiding Tony Blair
haaretz.com/british-mp-charges-jewish-cabal-is-guiding-tony-blair-1.11028

>Labour Friends of Israel in the House
spinwatch.org/index.php/issues/lobbying/item/181-labour-friends-of-israel-in-the-house

>betting all my money on monkeyball tonight

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The holocaust is a hoax and Israel is genociding Palestinians. Come and get me.

Do you have a source for that OP?

There he is. There he goes again.

Uninformed yank here.

What happened with your laws today? Everyone's freaking out and I have no idea why. Is GCHQ rounding people up or something?

There is nothing wrong with making criticism of Jews or Israel illegal. Thanks for this Britain.

Personally, I deny the holocaust.

Totally agree

>dem poor jews

ALL MY POSTS WERE SATIRE

youtube.com/watch?v=sLkE-upH3Ak

Read the OP. Theresa May is going full authoritarian.

Voltaire.jpeg

Read the OP, holocaust denial (or even questioning the numbers) got made illegal, as well as criticising Israel, and a prominent far-right group got deemed a terrorist group and banned too

gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

Redefinition of the parameters of what 'anti-Semitism' constitutes legally. Very daft and unfounded.

I assume you have the same laws that protect us Brits in your country? Of course not, we're not petrified rats like you.

Yes, Britain!

If I start a paedo ring would it give me some influence in government policy? I could offer mates rates if they drop the new antisemitism laws.

this

Someone here needs to get into politics and clear out all the pedos.
You'll have my vote.

my brother said 'typical jews' after seeing the headlines in a newsagent and was instantly sniped by a member of the thought police for intolerant behaviour.
the BBC have agreed to show schindler's list every night 6 days a week (1 for every million) and viewing is mandatory

It's now *literally* illegal to criticise Israel. This coming on the back of the snoopers charter (government has access to everybody's browsing history and backdoors into every piece of software). If they cracked down hard enough, most of brit/pol/ could probably be arrested.

Is getting a job illegal or is it just a lifestyle choice for you?

>>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.
>>Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. gas chambers) or intentionality of the genocide of the Jewish people at the hands of National Socialist Germany and its supporters and accomplices during World War II (the Holocaust).
>>Accusing the Jews as a people, or Israel as a state, of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust.
>>Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or to the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations.
>>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.


SOURCE SOURCE PLEASE

They're about to because they realise we're on the edge of civil war. The current cabinet is made up of a group of people who would like to see each other dead. All smiles until they plunge their knives into each others backs

>3 years in jail for you, antisemitic scum.

Her eyes are everywhere, goyim.

oy fucking vey britfags

>Fuck off YKTD you antisemidig bastid!!! Somebody make a NEW THREAD without all this BIGOTED FILTH


Off yourself

>last thread was Based Tories Edition
you all disgust me
At least it wasn't based labour, Blairfags are the scum of this general

subhumans out!

inb4 we all go to prison and become literal nazis

Jews are based though. They are intelligent, secular and often have good jobs like Doctors or Lawyers.

It's a new thread, so I'll ask again:

Does nobody here remember anything prior to Tony Blair? So they think he is the worst ever?

Glad that it's only taken 18 months of a Tory majority government to redpill you young whippersnappers. But I'm a little disappointed that you ever thought those people were governing for you.

what's your reasoning if you don't mind me asking
also have fun in jail

Voltaire is passé. Get with the times, we progressives now.

>Muslims
>people

gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism


>At least it wasn't based labour, Blairfags are the scum of this general
The Tories are the Blairite Party of Britain though

If only it were so easy. You have to be rich and connected to make any headway in politics, and if you're an anti-immigration anti-Orwellian party then forget it.

You first.

So how about that job? How much do you sponge of the state you roleplaying piece of shit?

PEPE IS ANTI-SEMITIC

There really is though

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.

What if a really cheeky lad were to drop a note in the middle of a busy city centre that said "THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED"? They can police the internet, but they can't police something as inocuous as writing on a wall.

Okay lads, I fleshed out my proposed constitution. I think I went a bit too autistic.

THE INSTRUMENT OF GOVERNMENT:

>1. That the Head of State of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, and the dominions thereunto belonging shall be the Monarch

>2. That the Head of Government of The Commonwealth, and the dominions thereunto belonging shall be the Lord Protector, elected for life terms

>3. That the National Cabinet shall be appointed by, and the national Parliamentary elections be called by, and all legislature be signed by the Lord Protector

>4. That there shall be an elected National Parliament, consisting of two houses, the upper Senate, and the lower House of Representatives

>5. That the Senate shall be numbered according to One member for every One Million of the National Population, elected by MMPR representing constituencies consisting of each Constituent Country of the Commonwealth

>6. That the House of Representatives shall be numbered according to Ten members for every One Million of the National Population, elected by MMPR, covering the whole Country, each of equal population

>7. That there shall be two Advisory Chambers, consisting of the House of Lords Temporal and Spiritual, and the House of Commons, and that their grievances be heard, and that their advice be considered by the National Parliament and Constituent Assemblies

(2/2)

you fucking paranoid goyim are pathetic.
jews are our allies in the middle east and always have been. jews have enriched our societies. I support the new laws on protecting them as they are probably the most persecuted group in history, all things considered. have you folks heard about the holocaust?

>implying these laws don't just harm mudslimes and stormcucks

Anglos and Jews have been bros for centuries.

Says a kike

You have to try user.

>30 march
>just a gov.uk link

does this mean its law tho

F I N G E R P R I N T S

>8. That said House of Lords Temporal and Spiritual be populated by every member of the Aristocracy

>9. That said House of Commons be populated by randomly selected members of the public, mirroring in size the House of Lords Temporal and Spiritual

>10. That all issues on which there is no legislation by the National Parliament, shall be delegated to the Regional governments of each constituent country

>11. That each nation within the Commonwealth shall have a Lord Lieutenant, elected for life terms

>12. That the constituent Cabinets be appointed by, and constituent elections be called by, and that all Constituent legislature be signed by each nations Lord Lieutenant

>13. That each nation within the Commonwealth shall have an Assembly, elected by MMPR, and shall be numbered according to 5 for every One Million of the constituent Population

>14. That each citizen shall have the right to freedom of speech and thought, unless that speech and thought calls for violence

>15. That each citizen shall have the right to privacy from surveillance, unless an individual is the subject of a rightfully procured warrant

(1/2)

CCTV would track you all the way back to your house and you would be quietly unpersoned overnight

>Does nobody here remember anything prior to Tony Blair? So they think he is the worst ever?

I thought he was awesome, my parents could afford to buy us a huge house and buy other places to rent out to people, their income was about £60-70k.

But then they split up and everything was ruined.

Why make questioning a historical event illegal? All you should have to do is show the evidence and teach people about it and it would be undeniable.

>Auschwitz
youtube.com/watch?v=RHzWo79dCHs

>Majdanek
youtube.com/watch?v=CHqlf0D9nuQ

>Treblinka
youtube.com/watch?v=47rbRNSGQUs

>Treblinka, Belzec, Sobibor: One third of the holocaust
youtube.com/watch?v=7dxsVSzL4HE

Who /ironically made a few anti-Israel posts for a laugh which in no way reflect my true feelings/ here? I love Israel and Jews so much. Fantastic performance by May in the Commons today, might pop down to the local Conservative™ club for a bit of fundraising later.

>tfw First Amendment
Thank Washington.

Anyhow, if you were serious about it, couldn't you just encrypt all traffic and host your stuff on non-UK based sites?

Protect Brits from what? We have a very positive view of Britain.

Such as?

We already have that. Welcome to the club I guess.

Cromwell please leave.

Based Longshanks kicked them out for over 400 years.

You might get influence in the prison.

I'm not being told what to believe by anyone, least of all the government. Consider it an automatic reaction.

Yes, it's the definition they'll be using to crack down on extremism later this month

rt.com/uk/369967-anti-semitism-definition-britain/

independent.co.uk/voices/anti-semitism-theresa-may-new-definition-jewish-council-holocaust-society-israel-criticism-palestine-a7470166.html

theguardian.com/society/2016/dec/12/antisemitism-definition-government-combat-hate-crime-jews-israel

haha yes. I absolutely love israel and the jews but I'm sure if GCHQ (for example) were to comb through my past posts they may find a few ironic jibes towards them. It's all in good fun hahaha! I have several jewish friends, it's all a joke, unlike the HOLOCAUST (very bad event)

G l o v e s

>posted a paedo

I'm Jewish and after Trumps election My gf and I are considering moving to Europe (Britain to be exact) especially since these laws were passed

Where do you guys recommend me living?

>We have a very positive view of Britain.
Hahahahaha really? Hahahahah that's good to know. Hahahahhaha. Hahahhahah, we love you too. Hahahahaha.

pls dont hurt us

I love jews!

>Starmer says "no blank cheque" for the Government on Article 50 - "if no meaningful plan emerges" Labour will seek to amend Article 50 Bill

So Labour will probably end up voting against A50 if their exact demands aren't met - which along with Tory rebels will be enough to stop it passing.

That'll force May to call an immediate GE to pass it. Tories are already at ~43% and UKIP can't afford a full campaign(which means they'll probably not stand candidates against Tory candidates that support hard Brexit), so there could be a Tory majority of 150-200

But we experienced our golden age whilst the Jews were in the Realm.

Will the govenment reveal to my family and friends that I unironically enjoy tranny porn???

Why won't you answer my question?

How much do you get in benefits on average per month? Why don't you have a job?

You sond like a fucking jew

Protect us from mean words. Kike.

Still won't stop me from typing hook nose hebe kies, oy vey, they goyim know, it's another shoah in RTs comments section

Tower Hamlets

Being uncircumcised is anti-semitic. Best bin that skin.

"if you want to know who rules you, find out who you can't criticize" - Voltaire

Israel.

yes really, 82% of Israelis have a positive view of the UK according to polls.

>pls dont hurt us
Keep up the good work and it ill all be ok :^)

>All you should have to do is show the evidence and teach people about it and it would be undeniable.

But sweetheart it already is undeniable, if people that deny the holocaust simply pull facts out of their ass that is not a proper criticque at all.

> That picture

See? Something tells me you know very little about the Holocaust and have very little interest in learning about it.

>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.

kek

>liking gold more than steel

Typical Jewry.

Illegal to have an opinion? Really? It's stupid as fuck.

>there could be a Tory majority of 150-200

>it's loik 1984 big bruvva reeeeee

This is now actually true kek.

Some opinions are too dangerous to allow to exist.

>4 posts by this ID ITT

>Literally all of them are directed towards me

>Only started once the threads' discussion started veering towards the fact that May banned criticising Judaism in any form


Really got my noggin joggin

Tower Hamlets. Wonderful nightlife, head out after dark.

my main reason for at least thinking that the holocaust has had its facts twisted a fair bit (i mean, a shit-ton of people probably did die during WW2, right?) is that it's illegal to deny that it happened

if something happened for a fact, why would it be illegal for someone to pry into the details of said event?

>unironically backing the Tories

fully cucked.

Lib Dem 2020.

The fact that you guys control evrything One in every 14 US Supreme Court justices have been a Jew

T.American cocksucker.

Anti-Semitic hate speech laws don't apply to sand niggers over there. You know the people who are actually going to fucking kill you for being Jewish.

Sick of this shit.

I SUPPORT ALL JEWS

THE FACT THEY OPENLY BOAST ABOUT CONTROLLING MEDIA< GOVERNMENTS, BANKS ETC BUT FLIP OUT WHEN THE GOYIM MENTION THAT SAME FACT IS TOTALLY COOL AND IN NO WAY SUSPICIOUS

DREIDEL DREIDEL