Multiculturalism alert

zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/

>Disaster strikes as South Africans are killed while raping a Crocodile

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Natural selection, nothing to see here.

Holy fucking shit, please! T-That can't be real...

How tight is croc pussy anyway?
Could you imagine how it must feel to sexually conquer a living dinosaur? I'd bet you'd feel like the biggest apex predator around after doing something insane like that.

>A family known for its bedroom curse of failing to perform when it matter most (during intercourse) fell in deadly jaws of the strongest reptile after a Sangoma gave them muthi and instructed them to go and rape a female crocodile.

>when it matter most

>tfw you will never nut inside that hot prehistoric pussy
why even live

Were they ALL killed? Did the croc actually slaughter ALL of them?

If you wouldn't try to tame one of evolution's oldest and most sure fire pussy then you are a beta male

there were several crocs, who evidently didn't respond to the magic that was cast on them and they ganged up on the three

two bodies were recovered and one was ... spoken for.

Nothing say "bruh" like trying to forcefully penetrate a 2000 pound carnivorous reptile with a 3,400 lbs psi bite force.

>doesn't know about that old vid that circled Sup Forums for a while of a guy fucking an alligator

Fucking niggers! That's beyond dumb. Any other fucking animal would've been the wiser.

This is a10/10 article. No way to dispute it here.

lol cross have a better refugee policy than europe

What happened to South Africa? Back in the 80s they were a borderline first world country and the jewel of Africa. Now they're a crime/AIDS filled shithole like the rest of em? Gee I wonder.

pick related: just so you burgers realise these arnt 3foot long bitch faggot crocks you sharts have down in the everglades.

3 niggers tried to fuck this, literally

THICC

Those would be alligators in the Everglades... stupid moose.

>zwnews.com/2016/12/08/news-from-mzansi-today/
Really... Made... me... think.

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that's not real

or maybe it is
>moot have mercy on my soul

It's an illusion. they are sitting further back to make the croc look bigger.

Please tell me this is satire.

l-link?
f-for research purposes, o-of course.

You have been visited by the anti-rape crocodile of Zimbabwe

Black rapists will be devoured by him but only if you comment with: "thank you snappy"

It's africa m8....

That's no less stupid than the ones people put in their ears

Nice shitpost aussfag

Thank you snappy

Yup, I couldn't agree more.

I personally am for people mutilating their faces - It makes it REALLY easy to figure out who to not bother wasting time with imo

Ditto.

This thread deserves an extra bump.

Internet is so full of fake shit now that its basicly broken

I think there is more journalistic integrity to be found in African media than our own.

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Scalie is truly the patrician fetish.

thank you snappy

They have both in the Everglades you stupid cunt, gators are all over the south.
t. Cracker

i know what forced perspective is k thnx
these things still grow to 20ft and weigh 1000 pounds

its real, just a little forced perspective is all

3 people died trying to gang bang a crocodile.

Male crocs will murder other crocs for getting fresh their ladies

Never responded to one of these posts, I'm making an exception, just in case.
Thank you snappy!