>California burns, nobody cares >Nevada burns, nobody cares >New Mexico burns, nobody cares >Colorado burns, nobody cares >Tennessee burns, Dolly Parton organizes an all-star 3-hour telethon get-together and raises millions of dollars so that she can pay every single family who lost their homes $1000 a month until they get back on their feet, as well as more money to rebuild, to buy peoples' daily needs, toys for children, etc
We don't need no Obama and we sure don't need no rich boy Trump here in Tennessee. We take care of our own when shit goes bad.
This seems more east coast/west coast banter more than anything else.
Sebastian Baker
WTF are you trying to say?
Julian Foster
Call me when she's out there smacking meth out of teenager's mouths 6 nights a week.
Lincoln Ortiz
Not really, because nobody would care if Maine or Pennsylvania burned either.
Gavin Harris
>We don't need no Obama and we sure don't need no rich boy Trump here in Tennessee. We take care of our own when shit goes bad. ok
Joseph Reed
Tennessee sucks. I've lived here 23 years and am leaving the nest asap.
>Muh southern culture 35% black >Muh cities 50% black >Muh woods on fire >Muh conservatives Marsha blackburn lmao >Muh GOP Alexander Scott, Bill Haslam >Muh hills
Jordan Jones
Well yeah, all those states are blue. Let them burn.
David Lewis
>35% black
I think u mean 16 percent u dumb mother fucking nigger
Austin Russell
>Muh sports Tennessee Titans >Muh teams Vanderbilt, UTK >Muh education Middle Tennessee State University >Muh constitutional rights Bill Haslam >Muh Christianity Bill Haslam importing refugees to Trashville >Muh country music Shit since the 60s
Owen Reed
We generally keep the niggers contained to the urban areas and live in the county.
As for the GOP here, yeah, they're all garbage. But what state doesn't have crooked politicians.
Chase Gray
>Colorado burns, nobody cares Or was everyone outdoors trying to inhale the smoke from burning weed farms?
Fucking degenerates.
Robert Bailey
B-but isn't TN a flyover state?!? How is it possible that it's not rekt from the fire, I mean, all the liberals say nothing but bad happens outside of the coasts!!! I wonder if they've been giving me bad intel all along.
Carter Reyes
Dolly Parton is from that area dipshit. She even has a theme park.
Elijah Murphy
>>Muh southern culture >35% black >>Muh cities >50% black
wow, you're fucking retarded.
Anthony Torres
One is arson, the other is nature
I don't see you coastal faggots helping clean up after tornadoes.
Easton Davis
No kidding you retard, yet where's all the rich faggots in California saving them when your shit burns down every year?
Wyatt Ortiz
mommy baby want milk
Bentley Rodriguez
>just now understanding diversity doesn't work Too late kid. Teams already made. Next in line for the oven ?
Owen Butler
Feels good to live in Appalachia. All the City folk can keep calling me uneducated while I am not living beside subhumans. They can enjoy their daughters sucking the BBC.
Alexander Reed
>live in a place called the smoky mountains >surprised when your house catches fire
Carter Cooper
The cities aren't 50% black? Memphis, Nashville, Chattanooga are all over 35% minimum
Face it man, Tennessee is a coal burner state full of niggers, and when it is not niggers, the country side is full of trailer parks in South East Tennessee, East tennessee, Middle Tennessee, and West Tennessee
Every "small town" is trash beyond Belle Meade, Germantown, Franklin/Brentwood
Kevin Sanders
To be fair who in California was born and raised there? Snoop Dogg? He don't give a fuck about some woods.
Chase Bailey
I want to go to Dollywood We need a pol trip to Dollywood this summer
Joseph Butler
>Coal burns, Sup Forums cares
Justin Russell
I know people who live in trailers that are some of the most good-hearted people you could find.
Jordan Fisher
Let us make it happen!
Adam Wilson
Because she lives in Tennessee and cares about her community
California is full of rich prick liberals who hate america, so let em burn
Ayden Bailey
>t. WOO GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP FAHR BUTCH!
Joseph Gutierrez
Can you yankee faggot please leave and go back to your east coast progressive little shit hole. Thank you.
Easton Phillips
There's a reason Tennessee is called the Volunteer State.
Angel Garcia
First you go through Pigeon Forge, and you're like "Hey this is pretty nice." Then you go on down to Gatlinburg, and you're like "Wow this place is better than I thought." Then you go to Dollywood and you're like "IT'S REDNECK DISNEY WORLD, I CAN'T GO BACK."
Luke Rodriguez
I've lived in TN longer than you have, and am not a yankee. I'm just saying that TN is full of pretentious cuckservatives and blacks. Wyoming is where I'm going to be soon
Tyler Rogers
>thinly veiled TN thread
ok Chattanooga is unironically pretty comfy other than that rogue mudslime that fucked up our shit
Wyatt Smith
Dolly would be the ultimate wife. Imagine being married to her from when she was 18. 52 years of prime Dolly fucking.
She's still fuckable and she's 70 years old. That's insane. Those big fucking tits. Pretty blonde big tittes southern girls are the best.
Brody Gomez
This
Alexander Cruz
Chattanooga is pretty comfy until you leave Hixson and actually go to Chattanooga.
Chattanooga confirms that TN is a nigger cesspool. You can't go to Chattanooga without being finessed by niggers
Eli Turner
ayy i'm with you on that.
Ian Walker
And she still sings with amazing vocal strength, which you can't find in the majority of artists anymore even in their 20s.
Brody Brooks
Was he autistic Sup Forums?
Brody Hall
>Muh woods >on fire My fucking sides right now.
Jason Phillips
Kentucky > Tennessee
Feels good to live in a superior state
Hudson Ramirez
Tennessee puts out some absolute semen demons. I work in a hospital here and there are dark-haired, blue-eyed thin 25 y/olds everywhere the southern accent sounds like white trash to me now but I get some of you think it's quaint and cute
Justin Parker
>New Mexico burns Yes a bunch of tumbleweeds and lizards and snakes with no residents for a hundred miles are burning, the horror!!
Wyatt Howard
Nobody would even have a reason to say the word Kentucky if not for KFC. Nothing came from there.
Colton Wright
>We More like wealthy philanthropists took care of the victims. Lucky for you, hillbilly.
Asher Lee
Whats wrong with her eye sockets? Also post pics of guys who have fucked her
Extra points if it's a black guy
Evan Gonzalez
Hixson is garbage man, you need to leave the suburbs a little more. The whole downtown/bridges/Ross's landing/lake area is comfy as fuck but yes there are blacks everywhere. A fun fact though is that blacks don't swim, camp or hunt so you can navigate the state pretty well
Alexander King
>Maine >burn
I got trench foot taking out my trash.
Cooper Price
We were already raising money before her thing, and they had donated more food than they had a place to put. A lot of the money that was donated has now been re-donated to Dolly to centralize it.
Alexander Sanchez
>driving in Tennessee with a gram of weed >cop pulls you over and finds the weed >police department seizes your vehicle and puts it up for auction Sad!
Aaron Johnson
We don't tolerate degenerates in our state.
Joshua Long
I am going to start a gofundme so I can afford to suck Dolly's tits.
Chase Sanchez
Seems like your state is comprised of only backwards degenerates desu
Adam Watson
Well you know the way some Americans fetishize the Australian accent. Thats how i feel about that southern accent. And vice versa with how you feel about the Australian accent.
We need some kind of Australia/Southern exchange program. We could make the most beautiful and ruggedly handsome white trash race on the planet. All that unprotected fucking would quickly result in a massive population of the greatest white people of all time. We would be unstoppable.
Lucas Mitchell
This. I like going with friends and family to the hospital just because half the nurses are literally stone-cold 10/10 foxes. Same thing for dental hygienists here, the last one I had giggled as she played with my spit and grazed muh dick as she was laying her tools out. Her top was also very generously buttoned. That was several years ago and I still think about it.
Charles Walker
>be me >trying to get an education at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga >sleep at dorm >knocking on windows at 4 AM >"DOLLA BRUH U IN DERE?" >next day need milk to sustain myself >Asked for money in parking lot >asked for money at a red light >asked for a ride at the gas station >asked for a dollar on the way back by the same guy >get back to dorm to drink milk >later, go to friends house >get asked for money at parking lot >have 2 cars pull up on my car >Have to hop out of car and sprint away from a sure robbery >have to call friend to say I'll be there in another hour because niggers are seiging my car >call police >takes 1 hour for them to kick out gang members from the college parking lot >get into car >pass Salvation Army homeless camp >Pass overpass full of homeless >look next to me >subwoofers blaring, tinted windows slowly roll down, >AYY BRO >Speed off >Getting chased by Chevy Impala full of gang members >Call police >Police say they are overworked in Alton Park and can't help >Use my firearm for a warning shell >Patrol officer assumes I'm a gang member >Get shot >Go to Erlanger Hospital >wake up surrounded by black doctors >malpractice >Kidney oozing out slime, leave Erlanger doors >AYY BRUH IT_BEGINS_AGAIN.jpg
Gabriel Sullivan
come on over partner. i don't like the australian accent, but you're more than welcome to breed with our women.
Henry Moore
Cody Lane is from Kentucky. I've never seen such a cute girl take such abuse. If you can't see the value in that you probably don't have a penis.
Kayden Perry
>cross-breeding the two strongest banting groups on the planet We could literally shitpost our way to the stars.
'latchia cunt
Mason Long
Dolly Part on is actually one of the most based celebrities ever. Runs DOZENS of lucrative businesses
Christian Ward
>cute
I don't know about that. The only reason I'm in to her is because she's looks nearly identical to a girl I went to high school with
Jack Hughes
Meth is a hell of a drug
Luke Sanchez
>Cody Lane Sorry, i don't keep track of porn stars by their names, and certainly not where they live.
Joshua Murphy
I'd be more interested in seeing an Australian/Russian hybrid race honestly but it's whatever. The worst thing about southern culture is it's infectious and eventually someone in your family will get diabetes
southern hoes would probably really dig an Aussie immigrant. A lot of them would think yalls accent is British but they'd probably still be highly DTF. Aussies are kind of rare here. Zyzz could have sowed his seed on this whole continent if he wanted to
Ayden Rivera
This was worthy of a thread.
Camden Stewart
But can I find a qt southern cowgirl?
Blake Peterson
He does look like he is tweaking. Interesting.
Oliver Green
if you dress like this yes
Jordan Stewart
Her saying she was from Kentucky in a video before she gor gangbange was the only other reference I have seen to Kentucky that I could recall outside of KFC to be honest.
Did ahe used to bully you when you got a boner around her?
Thomas Barnes
Basically, fuck the cuck states. Deep South is where the heart is.
Nolan Sullivan
...can I not?
I'll trade you one of our bush shielas
Oliver Robinson
Kentucky derby? Kentucky bourbon?
Jose Martin
This is pretty much every place in the countryside. Doesn't matter what state you are in generally country folk take care of each other in times of need.
Kayden Hughes
A lot of TN blacks are good folk, we need to redpill them on our side against the Jews.
Jaxson Evans
The SW burning is normal. TN isn't supposed to burn.
Gavin Perry
That's not been my experience. 90% of blacks I've encountered are niggers.
Anthony Johnson
>ywn be gently fellated by a young dolly parton Why even live.
Anthony Torres
>Liberal shitholes burn themselves >Nobody cares >Nobody is surprised that nobody cares ftfy
Jordan Sanders
if you want to have consensual sex with 9/10 qts and put an Aussie shitposting baby in their belly: >wear the camo hat and boots >be like 180-220 lbs >have slow, calm body language >tease the shit out of them >????????? if you don't want to come on their face, tits and ass en masse: >don't wear camo or boots >don't drive a lifted truck >don't leverage your foreignness as a bonus
Jack Thomas
Actually my State Rep is a pretty cool guy for the most part. Probably the only TN GOP candidate I can even halfway like.
Carter Bell
>>>r/The_Donald fucking civic nationalism newfag. fuck off you freak.
Daniel Hall
Sorry cuck, she doesn't burn coal. Married faithfully for more than 50 years.
Lucas Fisher
>leopard print
CURSES! MY ONE WEAKNESS!
Blake Brooks
My gf is black and I have two mixed kids. There are good folks out there.
Nah how about you fuck off to Stormfront.
Cameron White
yeah, only Sup Forums's princesses like Ann Coulter and that Fox chick fuck black guys.
notice that when the politics get involved, the "southern" women only like black dick
Jordan Powell
Southern niggers are generally not as bad as the ones up north. During that chimpout in North Carolina the police said 70% of the rioters had out of state IDs.
Ethan Hall
There's already a decent number of russians in Australia. A whole load of russian jews lived in a neighboring suburb when i was a teen. They were real pieces of shit. Behaved like niggers but also came from rich families and had a superiority complex. All of them were involved in selling drugs. We had a youth gang of our own back then. Got pretty big and the russians best girls started coming to our crew and getting fucked up and fucked because we were more fun than them. This led to some disputes between the top russian jew guys and us. We ended up driving them out of the area and they stopped hanging around completely. One of my mates ended up marrying one of the russian girls who wasn't a jews. One of those girls became a heroin addict and last i saw her she was in a known shitty neighborhood known for heroin walking around with two guys who looked like they were going to take her somewhere and bang her. Another of those russian girls who was a jew got into meth and last i heard she was sent to psyche ward when she beat up her mum.
The russians talked a big game but were shit at actual fighting. They were only braved when armed against random normies not up for a fight. They treated their girls like shit and would try and control them with addiction.
Bentley Campbell
That's weird. The suburbs where I grew up was full of Ukrainians and they were totally normal.
Noah Smith
Best university in the South coming through.
Duke, aka New Jersey 2.0, need not apply.
Ryder Gomez
Yeah well rich russian jews are assholes. No real surprise there.
They seemed to delight in getting russian girls who weren't jews addicted and manipulating them for sex. They would also brag about Israel a lot. I didn't even know anything about jews or israel back then.
There was a rumor one of them stabbed a guy because he owed him twenty bucks.
Luke Long
good taste mang
Caleb Gonzalez
>cali burns full of fags >nevada burns full of thots >new mexico burns need I tell you what THAT'S filled with? >colorado burns full of degenerates
Juan Smith
That's because Tennessee is a good state. Fuck Commiefornia and Commiefornians