California burns, nobody cares

>California burns, nobody cares
>Nevada burns, nobody cares
>New Mexico burns, nobody cares
>Colorado burns, nobody cares
>Tennessee burns, Dolly Parton organizes an all-star 3-hour telethon get-together and raises millions of dollars so that she can pay every single family who lost their homes $1000 a month until they get back on their feet, as well as more money to rebuild, to buy peoples' daily needs, toys for children, etc

We don't need no Obama and we sure don't need no rich boy Trump here in Tennessee. We take care of our own when shit goes bad.

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This seems more east coast/west coast banter more than anything else.

WTF are you trying to say?

Call me when she's out there smacking meth out of teenager's mouths 6 nights a week.

Not really, because nobody would care if Maine or Pennsylvania burned either.

>We don't need no Obama and we sure don't need no rich boy Trump here in Tennessee. We take care of our own when shit goes bad.
ok

Tennessee sucks. I've lived here 23 years and am leaving the nest asap.

>Muh southern culture
35% black
>Muh cities
50% black
>Muh woods
on fire
>Muh conservatives
Marsha blackburn lmao
>Muh GOP
Alexander Scott, Bill Haslam
>Muh hills

Well yeah, all those states are blue. Let them burn.

>35% black

I think u mean 16 percent u dumb mother fucking nigger

>Muh sports
Tennessee Titans
>Muh teams
Vanderbilt, UTK
>Muh education
Middle Tennessee State University
>Muh constitutional rights
Bill Haslam
>Muh Christianity
Bill Haslam importing refugees to Trashville
>Muh country music
Shit since the 60s

We generally keep the niggers contained to the urban areas and live in the county.

As for the GOP here, yeah, they're all garbage. But what state doesn't have crooked politicians.

>Colorado burns, nobody cares
Or was everyone outdoors trying to inhale the smoke from burning weed farms?

Fucking degenerates.

B-but isn't TN a flyover state?!? How is it possible that it's not rekt from the fire, I mean, all the liberals say nothing but bad happens outside of the coasts!!! I wonder if they've been giving me bad intel all along.

Dolly Parton is from that area dipshit. She even has a theme park.

>>Muh southern culture
>35% black
>>Muh cities
>50% black

wow, you're fucking retarded.

One is arson, the other is nature

I don't see you coastal faggots helping clean up after tornadoes.

No kidding you retard, yet where's all the rich faggots in California saving them when your shit burns down every year?

mommy baby want milk

>just now understanding diversity doesn't work
Too late kid. Teams already made. Next in line for the oven ?

Feels good to live in Appalachia. All the City folk can keep calling me uneducated while I am not living beside subhumans. They can enjoy their daughters sucking the BBC.

>live in a place called the smoky mountains
>surprised when your house catches fire

The cities aren't 50% black? Memphis, Nashville, Chattanooga are all over 35% minimum

Face it man, Tennessee is a coal burner state full of niggers, and when it is not niggers, the country side is full of trailer parks in South East Tennessee, East tennessee, Middle Tennessee, and West Tennessee

Every "small town" is trash beyond Belle Meade, Germantown, Franklin/Brentwood

To be fair who in California was born and raised there? Snoop Dogg? He don't give a fuck about some woods.

I want to go to Dollywood
We need a pol trip to Dollywood this summer

>Coal burns, Sup Forums cares

I know people who live in trailers that are some of the most good-hearted people you could find.

Let us make it happen!

Because she lives in Tennessee and cares about her community

California is full of rich prick liberals who hate america, so let em burn

>t. WOO GOOD OLE ROCKY TOP FAHR BUTCH!

Can you yankee faggot please leave and go back to your east coast progressive little shit hole. Thank you.

There's a reason Tennessee is called the Volunteer State.

First you go through Pigeon Forge, and you're like "Hey this is pretty nice." Then you go on down to Gatlinburg, and you're like "Wow this place is better than I thought." Then you go to Dollywood and you're like "IT'S REDNECK DISNEY WORLD, I CAN'T GO BACK."

I've lived in TN longer than you have, and am not a yankee. I'm just saying that TN is full of pretentious cuckservatives and blacks. Wyoming is where I'm going to be soon

>thinly veiled TN thread

ok
Chattanooga is unironically pretty comfy other than that rogue mudslime that fucked up our shit

Dolly would be the ultimate wife. Imagine being married to her from when she was 18. 52 years of prime Dolly fucking.

She's still fuckable and she's 70 years old. That's insane. Those big fucking tits. Pretty blonde big tittes southern girls are the best.

This

Chattanooga is pretty comfy until you leave Hixson and actually go to Chattanooga.

Chattanooga confirms that TN is a nigger cesspool. You can't go to Chattanooga without being finessed by niggers

ayy i'm with you on that.

And she still sings with amazing vocal strength, which you can't find in the majority of artists anymore even in their 20s.

Was he autistic Sup Forums?

>Muh woods
>on fire
My fucking sides right now.

Kentucky > Tennessee

Feels good to live in a superior state

Tennessee puts out some absolute semen demons. I work in a hospital here and there are dark-haired, blue-eyed thin 25 y/olds everywhere
the southern accent sounds like white trash to me now but I get some of you think it's quaint and cute

>New Mexico burns
Yes a bunch of tumbleweeds and lizards and snakes with no residents for a hundred miles are burning, the horror!!

Nobody would even have a reason to say the word Kentucky if not for KFC. Nothing came from there.

>We
More like wealthy philanthropists took care of the victims. Lucky for you, hillbilly.

Whats wrong with her eye sockets?
Also post pics of guys who have fucked her

Extra points if it's a black guy

Hixson is garbage man, you need to leave the suburbs a little more. The whole downtown/bridges/Ross's landing/lake area is comfy as fuck but yes there are blacks everywhere. A fun fact though is that blacks don't swim, camp or hunt so you can navigate the state pretty well

>Maine
>burn

I got trench foot taking out my trash.

We were already raising money before her thing, and they had donated more food than they had a place to put. A lot of the money that was donated has now been re-donated to Dolly to centralize it.

>driving in Tennessee with a gram of weed
>cop pulls you over and finds the weed
>police department seizes your vehicle and puts it up for auction
Sad!

We don't tolerate degenerates in our state.

I am going to start a gofundme so I can afford to suck Dolly's tits.

Seems like your state is comprised of only backwards degenerates desu

Well you know the way some Americans fetishize the Australian accent. Thats how i feel about that southern accent. And vice versa with how you feel about the Australian accent.

We need some kind of Australia/Southern exchange program. We could make the most beautiful and ruggedly handsome white trash race on the planet. All that unprotected fucking would quickly result in a massive population of the greatest white people of all time. We would be unstoppable.

This. I like going with friends and family to the hospital just because half the nurses are literally stone-cold 10/10 foxes. Same thing for dental hygienists here, the last one I had giggled as she played with my spit and grazed muh dick as she was laying her tools out. Her top was also very generously buttoned. That was several years ago and I still think about it.

>be me
>trying to get an education at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
>sleep at dorm
>knocking on windows at 4 AM
>"DOLLA BRUH U IN DERE?"
>next day need milk to sustain myself
>Asked for money in parking lot
>asked for money at a red light
>asked for a ride at the gas station
>asked for a dollar on the way back by the same guy
>get back to dorm to drink milk
>later, go to friends house
>get asked for money at parking lot
>have 2 cars pull up on my car
>Have to hop out of car and sprint away from a sure robbery
>have to call friend to say I'll be there in another hour because niggers are seiging my car
>call police
>takes 1 hour for them to kick out gang members from the college parking lot
>get into car
>pass Salvation Army homeless camp
>Pass overpass full of homeless
>look next to me
>subwoofers blaring, tinted windows slowly roll down,
>AYY BRO
>Speed off
>Getting chased by Chevy Impala full of gang members
>Call police
>Police say they are overworked in Alton Park and can't help
>Use my firearm for a warning shell
>Patrol officer assumes I'm a gang member
>Get shot
>Go to Erlanger Hospital
>wake up surrounded by black doctors
>malpractice
>Kidney oozing out slime, leave Erlanger doors
>AYY BRUH
IT_BEGINS_AGAIN.jpg

come on over partner. i don't like the australian accent, but you're more than welcome to breed with our women.

Cody Lane is from Kentucky. I've never seen such a cute girl take such abuse. If you can't see the value in that you probably don't have a penis.

>cross-breeding the two strongest banting groups on the planet
We could literally shitpost our way to the stars.

'latchia cunt

Dolly Part on is actually one of the most based celebrities ever. Runs DOZENS of lucrative businesses

>cute

I don't know about that. The only reason I'm in to her is because she's looks nearly identical to a girl I went to high school with

Meth is a hell of a drug

>Cody Lane
Sorry, i don't keep track of porn stars by their names, and certainly not where they live.

I'd be more interested in seeing an Australian/Russian hybrid race honestly but it's whatever. The worst thing about southern culture is it's infectious and eventually someone in your family will get diabetes

southern hoes would probably really dig an Aussie immigrant. A lot of them would think yalls accent is British but they'd probably still be highly DTF. Aussies are kind of rare here. Zyzz could have sowed his seed on this whole continent if he wanted to

This was worthy of a thread.

But can I find a qt southern cowgirl?

He does look like he is tweaking. Interesting.

if you dress like this yes

Her saying she was from Kentucky in a video before she gor gangbange was the only other reference I have seen to Kentucky that I could recall outside of KFC to be honest.

Did ahe used to bully you when you got a boner around her?

Basically, fuck the cuck states. Deep South is where the heart is.

...can I not?

I'll trade you one of our bush shielas

Kentucky derby? Kentucky bourbon?

This is pretty much every place in the countryside. Doesn't matter what state you are in generally country folk take care of each other in times of need.

A lot of TN blacks are good folk, we need to redpill them on our side against the Jews.

The SW burning is normal. TN isn't supposed to burn.

That's not been my experience. 90% of blacks I've encountered are niggers.

>ywn be gently fellated by a young dolly parton
Why even live.

>Liberal shitholes burn themselves
>Nobody cares
>Nobody is surprised that nobody cares
ftfy

if you want to have consensual sex with 9/10 qts and put an Aussie shitposting baby in their belly:
>wear the camo hat and boots
>be like 180-220 lbs
>have slow, calm body language
>tease the shit out of them
>?????????
if you don't want to come on their face, tits and ass en masse:
>don't wear camo or boots
>don't drive a lifted truck
>don't leverage your foreignness as a bonus

Actually my State Rep is a pretty cool guy for the most part. Probably the only TN GOP candidate I can even halfway like.

>>>r/The_Donald
fucking civic nationalism newfag. fuck off you freak.

Sorry cuck, she doesn't burn coal. Married faithfully for more than 50 years.

>leopard print

CURSES! MY ONE WEAKNESS!

My gf is black and I have two mixed kids. There are good folks out there.

Nah how about you fuck off to Stormfront.

yeah, only Sup Forums's princesses like Ann Coulter and that Fox chick fuck black guys.

notice that when the politics get involved, the "southern" women only like black dick

Southern niggers are generally not as bad as the ones up north. During that chimpout in North Carolina the police said 70% of the rioters had out of state IDs.

There's already a decent number of russians in Australia. A whole load of russian jews lived in a neighboring suburb when i was a teen. They were real pieces of shit. Behaved like niggers but also came from rich families and had a superiority complex. All of them were involved in selling drugs. We had a youth gang of our own back then. Got pretty big and the russians best girls started coming to our crew and getting fucked up and fucked because we were more fun than them. This led to some disputes between the top russian jew guys and us. We ended up driving them out of the area and they stopped hanging around completely. One of my mates ended up marrying one of the russian girls who wasn't a jews. One of those girls became a heroin addict and last i saw her she was in a known shitty neighborhood known for heroin walking around with two guys who looked like they were going to take her somewhere and bang her. Another of those russian girls who was a jew got into meth and last i heard she was sent to psyche ward when she beat up her mum.

The russians talked a big game but were shit at actual fighting. They were only braved when armed against random normies not up for a fight. They treated their girls like shit and would try and control them with addiction.

That's weird. The suburbs where I grew up was full of Ukrainians and they were totally normal.

Best university in the South coming through.

Duke, aka New Jersey 2.0, need not apply.

Yeah well rich russian jews are assholes. No real surprise there.

They seemed to delight in getting russian girls who weren't jews addicted and manipulating them for sex. They would also brag about Israel a lot. I didn't even know anything about jews or israel back then.

There was a rumor one of them stabbed a guy because he owed him twenty bucks.

good taste mang

>cali burns
full of fags
>nevada burns
full of thots
>new mexico burns
need I tell you what THAT'S filled with?
>colorado burns
full of degenerates

That's because Tennessee is a good state. Fuck Commiefornia and Commiefornians

I'd love to go to Tennessee again.

>new mexico burns

how does a desert burn

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

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We are the last stronghold of white identity in the world. Hold it close men.

Kentuckian here

Fuck tennesse you bunch of retard shits. Hope your state burns down

No, he had Parkinson's Disease

I would still make out with her boobs.

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