RED ALERT Sup Forums is currently at war with a shitty island nation called Tuvalu

The meme war is an actual war now. Get your fucking shit together, soldiers.

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Tuvalu WILL be brought to heel!

I only care if we can turn Tuvalu into a tropical white homeland

how did this start. was it du.bs decides which country we declare war on or one of those let's find a place to move to like Greenland

It will be.

There was a Tuvalu hate thread started by Finland, and the Americans took it to extremes (see pic related). I finalized it by issuing our formal declaration of war in yet another hate thread the subsequent day. Now it is war.

>deceleration

Coming to a stop before it even starts

RIP

I, for one, welcome our new Tuvaluan overlords.

Well. We got Trump in office, and we've doxxed more people than I can count, so it honestly wouldn't surprise me if we engaged in a cyber conflict with this stagnate island nation and decisively won.

This is just the ground work for weaponized memes.

TIDF SCUM.

Did they give you a response yet?

They can't spell, they won't know the difference.

What did Tuvalu ever do to you?

I've been checking repeatedly. Not a single reply as of yet. Perhaps we should begin operations so they know what war is.

CARIBBEAN QUEEN
NOW WE'RE SHARING THE SAME GENES

fine, let's make it happen anons.

Fuck, why are we at war with tuvalu?

Is it because of twitch.tv being hosted there?

Shit.

Welp, better get muh meems

This is epic!

DAILY REMINDER that global warming is a myth fabricated by the TIDF so they get foreign aid and are able to freely export citizens off the shithole to first world nations under the guise of being 'climate refugees'.

Nothing.
That's what makes this so great

What does Sup Forums have against redice.tv?

They lecture us about being polluters, yet dump all of their waste (garbage AND feces!) into the Pacific ocean.

Kek wills their destruction.

Tuvalu is in close to our primary shitposting forces in Australia. We have the advantage here anons.

We need a demonstration of force, I say we torpedo them with this:
maritimesales.com/PI12.htm

>About half a million
Not as expensive as I'd thought a sub like that would be.

>we are drown

>Exist
This alone is justification. If that alone wasn't enough, here are some reasons that even a leaf like you can understand.

>Average IQ of 65
>Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters)
>Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name
>Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean.
>Little to no infrastructure
>Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea).
>Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.

They must pay for their crimes.

This is a good start, but we need to strike while the iron's hot and start war on a second front in Russia too.

Literally who?
This is fuckin stupid.

No! Don't! No second front! Believe me, i know what i'm talking about... Not a good idea...

>Trump won so Sup Forums has run out of things to do

>t. TIDF

Haha...

Very funny guys

But really it's time to get serious and stop joking around about such dangerous things

We can go make fun of another island nation now

>Trump won so Sup Forums can do anything.

This is the type of retarded shit that gets websites censored

TIDF faggot.

Lube up, krypto best korea flag. We're coming in

Reminder that you autists will get RAMPED if you actually go through with this as Tuvalu is a commonwealth realm

TIDF!
>TIDF!
TIDF!
>TIDF!
TIDF!
>TIDF!
TIDF!
>TIDF!

Chances are we'll be coming to you

Refugees welcome, remember?

>The meme war is an actual war now. Get your fucking shit together, soldiers.

stop sliding threads you fucking yids

go roleplay on

A
FUCKING
RAMP

>a real life proxy war

The fire rises...

Holy fuck let's waste these niggers

HOLY SHIT AUSTRIALIANS CAN ACTUALLY GET THERE

Too bad you're disarmed kek

>Implying they wouldn't be delighted to have this shithole taken off their backs.
>AU and NZ pay over $20,000,000 in aid every year and get nothing in return.
>They also will take in Climate Refugees soon, regardless if the sea leave is truly rising.

..... Could we honestly make a country fucking surrender to us? I feel like with our autism combined, we could fucking do it.

You'll get faster here if you dig a tunnel

you have my doner kebab

That's what you get for shitting in the pacific!
>also nice proxy

Fuck up bootleg german

What the fuck do you know about Tuvalu? You're a EUROSHIT. Your only export to the international community are your useless dumbest tourists who get raped and dumped in the rainforest here

Go fucking wine about something important.

>Population of

may god be on our side

We got Brexit to happen. We memed Trump to power and Godwilling, we will bring the government of Tuvalu to heel.

Toodle-oo to Tuvalu!

What have you faggots done. This is glorious.

this is fucking happening, do they have any allies/enemies we should be aware of???

who are the other players

oh man you're making this too easy

Toodle-oo to Tuvalu! Pepe is coming for you!

>Tuvalu
>a 10 mile island
>10 MILES
>Most of the island is an Airstrip.

Well, if this is serious I say we trick the commies into Traveling there. Tell them there are a shit ton of DIY spaces or something. That place will implode in less than a week.

Aren't we at war with like everyone?

What military would fucking die for the war for Tuvalu?

It we took it, it would be over. Zero resistance.

Reporting in!

Very nice proxi bruh

You're no better than spics or rapefugees. Running away from your problems instead of fixing them. You have become the thing you hate the most. Sad.

KEK thinks tuvalu a shit

Has a good ring to it. In fact, it rhymes!

He will win.

>deceleration of war

We need our first division of aussies to do a shitpost strike in under 0 100 hours.
Target the base of operations of the TIDF.
Kek speed

Surrender now you island dwelling shits

wow faggots, why don't you pick on a country your own size?

I love my life right now

those numbers don't lie.

Where do you think garbage and feces ends up?

should we all move there and claim refugee status

Dunno senpai, looks kind of full to me.

They're part of the commonwealth. So we'll be facing ramps and bad teeth

>we are drown

DROWN THE BROWN
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they might drown if another iceberg falls in the water in the antarctic, its no laughing matter, they will all drown

lol

That id tho. Kek has spoken

The 400 pound hacker of the 14th "so good with computers it will make your head spin" division is currently draining all of their bank accounts. He estimates the National Bank of Tuvalu to have no more than $525.42 combined.

Nope. Expect you island to be called Shadilay before Christmas. Kek wills it.

I bet they did not even send back a response.

That's how insignificant Sup Forums is even island niggers don't give a fuck

Stop larping you stupid faggots. Come do something productive and help shut down fire traps that are hotbeds of liberal degeneracy in the DIY thread. Leftists are already triggered, and antifa is currently raiding Sup Forums cause of what we've done.

Keks

I've had a few too many, what does this mean.

Is this /pol9k/ LARP bullshit or something

Tuvalu?

>deceleration

I was looking for this thread. Thanks user, greatest thing Sup Forums has done in a while.

this forced meme kind of feels like some shit they made up to piggyback on pizzagate to make us look bad and or pass more legislation once this nonsense spirals out of control.

Can we meme a hurricane?

>implying this is a LARP
>here you are shilling for a shitty "right wing-saftey squad" where you actually larp as firemen.

wew, lad.

>Kekist reporting in for duty
Ok guises this is the badge we will be using for this mission
Get your shit together and start with the shitty posting!
If this guy is really a proxy he can be our (((guy))) on site and gain information for us
>collecting information about their government such as the name of the president or whatever they use
>local agencies such as local news and agencies
>popular persons on town
Etc...
Let's show this faggots to don't mess with us!
b-but user they don't even know us
>now they will

>that id
nice

If he actually sent that email then I don't know what to expect.

>dubs

You're gonna need more power than that

Complete capitulation obviously

THEY WILL BOW DOWN TO US

>spirals out of control
its just memeing friendo
Trump is not after your Tuvalu buckaroos