Time for operation RUSSIAN HACKERZ!!1!
Everything that has ever happened is because of the Russians, from 9/11 to Michael Jackson's death. Justin Timberlake rips open Janet Jackson's tit shield? Russian hackers. Malaysian airline crashes? Russian hackers. Flint Michigan water goes to shit? You fucking guessed it, Russian hackers!
Bump!!
Tweet it, Facebook post it, anywhere the retards read posts. Did your dog die recently? I'm sure rover was redpilled, honor his death by blaming it on those dirty goddamn Russian hackers!
>Holocaust?
Soviet Hackers!
>Malaysian airline crashes
GIVE REPARATIONS NOW
6 MILLION DIED
100% pure, concentrated elite Russian hacks!
we cointelpro now!
Sup Forums has gone silent in the wake of Trump's victory. It's time we destroyed the mainstream media once and for all. Let's make sure everyone knows how involved Russian Hackers really are in the day to day lives of Americans.
Do you have to shit, but can't find a toilet? #RussianHackers
Did grandma lose a tooth in one of your Christmas cookies? #RussianHackers
Did they change those goddamn Berenstein Bears to Berenstain?! #RussianHackers
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The left was right, Russia did everything!
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Nice move, FSB
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It needs to go further. Submit fake stories to huffpo, cnn, etc.
"I'm a cyber security specialist and I can prove that George W Bush was elected because of the Russians"
I was 30 minutes late to work this morning because those fucking ruskies hacked my keys under my bed
Now you guys are getting the hang of it! How'd you catch on so quick? Was it the Russian Hackers? Of course it was!
kek, this
Good idea. Get some pasta's and mock ups for us to use.
I'm too tired to do it right now.
Should be more benign than that (stubbed toes) or more extreme (Russians faked WW2 to Fake German Rocket Scientists To Fake The Space Program To Fake GPS - Do you REALLY think there are satellites telling you where to go, or is it more likely Russians were getting black people lost on the way to voting booths?)
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Wash Po actually ran with one of the original stories that was cited by every other outlet as "proof". It turned out that their experts were actually trolls from reddit.
They had to amend the opening with this "not a correction".
If we repost this topic the ideas will come, but really anything will do! After all, the Russian hackers have had a hand in all of it!