Be American

>be American
>have a fat president

Oh its gonna be a great four years watching ol Donnie Bitchtits prance around

inb4 old people are supposed to be fat.
Not they are not. This is an American excuse

nobody is supposed to be fat you inbred hick

Are you retarded?

You mean overweight?

No he's a leaf

My granddad always said once you retire you have the right to grow a belly.

You try looking like that at fucking 70 after living a life of high stress and obscene luxury. most people would self destruct in such a situation. I like to think I wouldn't; and I also guess things are different when you're a president and actually give a shit about your job.

fucking pizza images

OP
>maybe skinny
>maybe
>definitely little dick

Trump
>president of USA #1

He still gets more pussy than you do.

now that he is president it's safe to say donald trump is the most american man to have ever lived

this.

>finally, after 8 months, realize that making fun of his hair doesn't work
>finally, after 6 months, realize that making fun of his skin color doesn't work
>finally, after 4 months, realize for the second time that making fun of his hair doesn't work
>write yourself a reminder in your GoogleCuck app
>it goes in after "TiVo Louis C.K." and "wash wife's strapon"
>have an epiphany that you might be able to go after his weight
>look for the most embarrassing picture you can find
>it's one of him slouching in a polo
GOTTEM
TIME TO POST IT ON 4CHAIN \POLE\

i don't think it's possible to be a skinny billionaire who isn't a faggot

having the ability to eat whatever i wanted at any time would make me fat as fuck.

i would constantly be eating 5 star meals upwards of $250 a plate

>be OP
>chose looks over capabilities
>thinks he has a point
>tries to convince Sup Forums

Wew lad.

>Trump gets a little chubbier in presidency
>grows out a mustache and waxes it
>starts wearing a monocle and tophat
>America unknowingly returned to the age of the best presidential aesthetic

>Shkreli

>fat
Can this reddit meme go away? He's /meaty/

If he was a woman we would be called thicc by today's shitty standards

>giving a shit

>It's a leaf with a proxy thread

He is fat but that isn't why I hate him. He is Putin's puppet, that's why I hate him. Hopefully he has a heart attack in office before too long.

Isn't that thin by american standards?

It's all muscles baby!

His diet is high energy.

Your granddad was a fat lazy cunt making excuses
>that flag
Oh nevermind, as to be expected

australia we count on you to not be as a shitty poster than the leafs

the russians are the good guys though