You're out shopping with your girlfriend and this guy comes over and sticks his finger in your girlfriends ass

You're out shopping with your girlfriend and this guy comes over and sticks his finger in your girlfriends ass.

What do you do?

rip his nu male beard off and make him eat it

Stop making these threads.

Stick my finger in his urethra

My girlfriend is a Russian hacker.

make him stick it under my nose and take a big whiff

don't like, you'd probably say

y-you too
and pretend you don't know your girlfriend, while he makes her suck his cock right there

look at his shirt and his faggy beard, I bet his arms are so skinny I can break them like twigs

>take your cuck fetish somewhere else faggot.

Ha the thing is OP, I don't have a gf.

haha can't get me haha

Ask him if he's lost his keys

The Fendippitous Eggmen are returning soon.

Hollow points are more powerful than muscles.

Stick my finger into his ass and fuck his boypussy to assert dominance

I sage and then report

inform the good man that's not really a girl

Fuck him in the ass

shoot him

That...thing has never and would never put a hand within 5 feet of a woman.

But hypothetically, I'd just grab his stupid beard and drag him around with it for a few minutes.

Y-you t-too, sir

Nothing, it's impolite to hit women.

> knocks him down with one punch
> I'm a big guy, almost 7 feet (209 cm)
> I lift 3 times a week
> analy rapes him with my 9.5 incher (24 cm)
> right there in the street
I'm not a faggot, but a hole is a hole.

Bullshit. You'd either do shit nothing, apologize, or waddle away sniveling. Faggot ass.

Secretly wish his finger was in my ass.

I think he uses ass juice as pomade, so I'd just remind him to ask first next time

Stab him in the eyes with my dick.

Well hello muzinga, how you livin your new life in sweden

....why?

this. has to grow beard to hide weak jaw and to appear he has a personality.

>girlfriend

To assert dominance retard. No homo

No it's Sven. Muzzies have Indian size dicks and are manlets.

Behead him for he is a kuffar

Subdue him and slowly put a finger into his ass while gently whispering into his ear.

"Eye for an eye"

Attacking him is the only reasonable response. Winning the fight is another matter.

Shove the rest of his hand, and then eventually the rest of his arm up my girlfriends ass, thus trapping the deviant. I can then stick my finger in his ass, asserting my dominance.

hot

stick my finger in his ass

politely explain that his finger is in woman's ass

whats up with your picture dude?

She better get in line, if you know what I'm saying Mr aboriginal

Feel relieved that my portable, folding Cuck Chair came in use once then set it up and enjoy the show.

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