Earth is 4.5 billion years old

>earth is 4.5 billion years old
>there are no trees older than 5000 years on it
What did God mean by this?

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Oh, you again

God is like a game developer
>release unfinished product
>patch it later

atheists btfo

It's almost like *gasp* trees can die of age!

>there are no trees older than 5000 years on it
actually there are

Like everything else trees have a lifespan that can also sometimes be "cut" short.

>impermanence

is this concept foreign to millennials like OP???

>I'll take Death And Taxes for 500

>Trees are living things and they do this thing.

>what is die

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Yeah but there are mountains and fossils that date back way past 5000 years.

Obvious bate though.

>the average intelligence of the american Sup Forums poster

Assholes keep cutting them down.

smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-one-man-accidentally-killed-the-oldest-tree-ever-125764872/

>2017
>believes god

>5000 years on it
There are
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pando_(tree)

>The root system of Pando, at an estimated 80,000 years old, is among the oldest known living organisms

80,000 years old

I'm posting in a slide thread

And you can't stop me

>Scientists say blah blah
>What did God mean by this
>Scientists are God

NIGGER!

literally believes the universe is more than 6000 years old

this is now a world trees thread

>that pic

W-Why?

c-checkmate athiests..?

It's almost like trees have a lifespan or something...

>Some claim Pando's age is closer to 1 million years.

Christians BTFO.

God created male and female as mature adults.


it makes sense to me he would create a mature universe ready to sustain life.

get out you flat earth believing retard

There are quite a few actually.

>tfw too smart for earth

God is White
t. Guy who actually saw this while tripping

Trees die of old age
Trees die because of bad weather
Trees die from predators
Trees die from wild fires

hahaha what the fuck

OP
REKT

>trees die out

no-one has seen the face of God

gg

>there are no trees older than 5000 years on it
*leaning forward* "WRONG"

Jurupa Oak is about 13,000 years old.
Old Tjikko is 9550 years old.
Old Rasmus is 9500 years old.
And Pando is over 80,000 years old.

I have.
And he's White

lol bro trees aren't alive dude if they were they'd be fucking moving and shit haha you ok

The face of Allah maybe, you insurgent fuck.

We have depictions of the lord in our superior culture.

>Like everything else trees have a lifespan that can also sometimes be "cut" short.

>tripping
>thinks any "spiritual experience" while on a mind altering substance is valid

>what is oil

>unaware trees have a lifespan
>shitpost on Sup Forums about it

American education strikes again

World trees + Antarctica + Pizza Gate

This year has been the ultimate redpill of 'em all. Check my digits

>linking the Pando Trees
There's no tree older than 5,000 years old.

those are Clonal. #NotRealOld

>fucking leaf

Jesus isn't God you fucking dipshit

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nope, the oldest individual tree is barely over 5000 and it's the only one

(John 6:46), "Not that anyone has seen the Father, except the One who is from God; He has seen the Father

psychedelics are smoke and mirrors

Jesus is God

God has Golden Hair.Beard, Blue eyes, and is ripped as fuck

Why did the flood not kill those old trees?

>people really think trees can die of "old age"
>Earthling Education
Makes you wonder how big trees would get if there was more CO2 in the atmosphere

>Why did the flood not kill those old trees?
Maybe the flood was putting out a fire

>earth is 4.5 billion years old
>there are no humans older than 150 years
really makes you think

it did it created fossils

see

trees alive today are post flood

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read the Bible more and trip less

t. a born again Christian who has done thousands of hits of lucy

>pic related

You guys just regurgitate little funfacts. No actual knowledge.

I think he means stuff like this.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrified_Forest_National_Park

WHY DIDN'T NOAH FILL HIS ARC WITH DINOSAURS?

Cuckstians BTFO

he did

How can you deny that God is White? Ezekiel's Vision proves this

I don't.

kek'em

>thinks that is possible to see reality with an unaltered mind when it would serve no evolutionary advantage

>thinks he can know anything about the world without ever leaving home

Then clearly, God is White

basalt pillars are the remnants of ancient trees. look up how they formed on jewpedia... apparently the narrative says lava made them.... look up silicon trees, but more importantly basalt pillars.
pic related is what appears to be a stump of a cut tree made of basalt columns which some how lava made

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basalt#Columnar_basalt

this

God created things with apparent age.

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ok but saying you saw God while high on a fungus is completely different.

Naw man it's chill dude.

checked
youtube.com/watch?v=3asNnLc7w8o
this vid explains it

Carbon dating doesn't work past 50,000 years though.

Kill yourself retard

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it also doesn't work if all the carbon has been removed via the fossilisation process no matter what the age

The ayys put trees here to help us breathe and grow as a species. The way we take in oxygen is unlike any other species on the planet

Do trees go to heaven?!

>Utah Aspen Grove Is 80,000 Years Old. In the Fishlake National Forest in Utah (pictured above) there is a colony of quaking aspen that is an estimated 80,000 years old, though no individual tree currently alive is anywhere near that age.
nice try

>CURRENT YEAR

doesnt explain the basalt columns

If that were true, do you realize how tall these trees would actually be?

A. so tall they will have to survive with thin oxygen/c02

B. so tall they would have to pump water and nutrients several square MILES of the trunk

C. so heavy the tree would be crushed by its own weight due to gravity

>>earth is 4.5 billion years old
>>there are no people older than 122 years on it
wow, I guess that means we can only prove that the earth is a a little over 100 years old tops. science fags btfo

But there were still regular sized trees and a few giant trees?
I just don't understand how many giant trees there were.

really makes you think

Chekd kekd and rekt

>trees have a maximum lifespan

hello?

Really makes you think

???

>Year of our Lord and Savior + 16
>not being a Young Earth Creationist

Come on, now

Fuck your god you moronic christsucker

Probably because around 5000 years or so ago there were cataclysmic world events.
Volcano eruptions larger than anything we have seen in modern history. Probably as big as Yellowstone.
Also the flood story that so many ancient civilizations talk about.

what the fuck happened to this website where you're all fucking preachy christfags now

Neat

earth is 5000 years old
there are no humans older than 2000 years
what did god mean by this?

treets grow and without anything to cut back branches they break themselves because of the weight of limbs and the root systems of most deciduous trees tends to be shallow and no capable of supporting a tall tree

large trees also need lots of water. after a few hundred years almost any area would be expected to suffer from a drought cycle which might not be sever but would be enough to lower the water in the water table beyond the reach of shallow root systems enough that a giant tree become dehydrated

then as branches are sacrificed so the entire organism doesnt die its bark fails to cover recently broken branch nubs and it basically gets a infection and can die.

fungus's thrive all over the surface of trees even types you dont see. if they get inside the tree it can fuck it up since all they need are basic nutrients and water which is whats being carried up the trunk and to the branches

why would any tree live more than 5k years in a realistic world

Where are the roots?
Why can't you see plant cell structure in them like you can in fossils?
Why are they all cut?
Who cut them?

That fucking curve and the mountains just going straight up 90 degrees and into the fucking space kek