I'm a burger that will retire in 6 months. I'm tired of the rat race and America. I also like mullato/latin hookers.
How well could a burger like me do in Brazil on a pension of $2,700 a month? I only speak English and want a maid or butler. I also want to carry a gun around because 1) I've done that everyday for 35 years and 2) some parts of Brazil are high crime.
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but brazil is already in america
also
Until your inevitable heart attack
>How well could a burger like me do in Brazil on a pension of $2,700 a month?
With US dollars that's quite confy, but I don't know if you could get an individual private healthcare plan (it is so bureaucratized that nowadays private companies offer only collective ones). And you'll really not want to go to public hospitals
>I also want to carry a gun around because 1) I've done that everyday for 35 years and 2) some parts of Brazil are high crime.
Lol. We have one of the most restricted laws in the world about it, and a live example for pro-guns
With this money you could live a nice middle class life in Brazil. Also, unlike USA, black/mixed women here are fucking obsessed with white men, specially if he's European or American.
Are brazilian women really as slutty as portrayed?
They're just as slut as any western woman.
Haha.. you never seen women's I think.. or you probable seen only fugly woman's around you.
Mainly with gringos. See
And prostitution is not illegal here too. Last monday I had a GOAT massage + sex with this one (and the photos are real) toquerelaxante.com
How much did you pay?
How does one get worthwhile sex with pros without herpes?
>I like .... Hookers
You are a degenerate
checked, but prostitutes are good for soldiers and warriors
It is never good
Too many full on africanized niggers in hueland. Colombia is superior in everyway possible.
Not even debatable.
1:30h tantric + normal + (((thai))) + sex = 180 USD. She is AA-tier, but you can find really good stuff for half of that. I paid this because I had never received that goat massage.
With the one before this one I had (((thai))) + sex for USD 48. She was cheerful, kissed me a lot (I like that - the only STD you can get with kissing is only herpes, and you can say you put your mouth at a contaminated cup) and cummed idem. And she was a noob: after sex we talked about life, we started to kiss again, my dick grew up and we did it again - and she didn't ask me for extra money.
You only get herpes when there is that wound in the lips. Plus, I never go to the whores when there is a wound in my mouth (bitten wound, canker sores, etc.).
You don't pay a hooker to have sex with her, but to have sex and leave her without giving satisfactions. And it is way less harmful to society than have sex, impregnate her and leave a son without fathers.
>no ass
If you do it a lot, you don't.
Go live in Cambodia friend, there's hookers and you won't get robbed and murdered your first week there.
>some parts of Brazil a
>some parts
You can rationalize it as much you want but it still isn't good
Don't do it OP. Brazil's future is uncertain, gun laws are shit (calibers above .38 are restricted and no carry unless you're a good goy) and barely no one speaks English.
But $2700 is a lot of Brazilian cash
(Exchange rate is @~3.4 BRL - 1 USD)
I want to move to 'Murica out of how fucked this land is getting.
>we started to kiss again
> kissed me a lot
I'm sorry to tel you but you did a blowjob to at 50 niggers. Not that you would care but I thought I could just let you know.
Yes.
More than average.
"Dated" this carioca (from Rio) for three days and she sucked me dry in the second day.
Poor man chupou um pau de tabela
May his mouth rest in peace. He must have contracted more STDs than possibly curable.
Ditto. I don't put my mouth where random guys stick their cock.
I really appreciate and respect celibate guys, but unfortunately I am not like that.
Not that day. I was her 1st client. Plus
>Implying average Brazilian woman doesn't do this either
>Implying average Brazilian woman take the same precautions that a decent whore.
They were all first clients, user.
You can get herpes without an active lesion fyi
8:45 AM TV here in brazil
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They teach kids to do this as early as 5 years old. Not even kidding.
As American say: I have bridge to sell you!
>>Implying average Brazilian woman doesn't do this either
>>Implying average Brazilian woman take the same precautions that a decent whore.
That's exactly why I don't date since I was 16 when I discovered that with girls here suck your dick for a hot dog and fries.
Show them our national music, funk >giving them anything
My dude, the simple flavor of penis is enough to pay them unless they're hookers
Not that this kind of slut behavior don't happen outside Brazil
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But what you see here in Brazil is something which would be disgusting even to veteran porn producers
I love our country.
>checked, but prostitutes are good for soldiers and warriors
hmm... no
>But what you see here in Brazil is something which would be disgusting even to veteran porn producers
Pls explain. Are you referring to the prevalence of Ce Pe?
I have a nice pasta here to show to foregin people that are in doubt if brazil is that bad
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I respect what you're looking to do but you'll probably get robbed and murdered in Brazil. Consider somewhere else.
that is disgusting
You will get robbed in your first week
Degenerate yes but that's pretty tame stuff. What are you referring to that would b disgusting to veteran porn producers?
It's not easy for anyone to live in Brazil.
Not if he lives in gated complex in good area, gets a tan, and carries a gun.
>brazil thread
I want to retire to Brazil and get a loft overlooking one of the designated tranny streets. Sounds like heaven.
Does it help to dress poorly?
Always read that tourist should carry their stuff in a transparent plastic bag so thiefs see that you don't have anything worthwhile on you
>They teach kids to do this as early as 5 years old. Not even kidding.
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If you go to Brazil without learning Portuguese you'll have to go back.
Not speaking a 2nd language is a sure sign of autism.
I never do anal. The biggest possibility to get a STF is doing/receiving it.
Doesn't work.
They will steal your morning bread if possible
what the fuck
>what the fuck
Brazil is an ongoing, and successful, social experiment.
>Current year
>Not getting spit-roasted by random street-walking ladybois at every opportunity?
Wew lad. Sounds a bit prudish.
So? It's not like she was teaching the little girl to use her pussy muscle to pick up the bottle. THat's Thailand-style.
Do you have a deathwish? Don't go anywhere near the Equator if you value your life.
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I think he values his cock more than his life.
American women:
10:00 AM dancing class
15:00 PM slut walk
18:00 PM march against patriarchy
the fact that they teach 5 year old girls to dance like that
>They will steal your morning bread if possible
can confirm
I'm so sorry. What is wrong wit teaching 5 year olds to dance?
Nothing, Jocob Roberto Howoritz, absolutely nothing.
Looks like your wife can't dance or fuck and probably got fat. Don't take it out on the little girls.
Whatever you do, don't move here.
We are a disaster of a country, don't be tricked by monkey lies.
Yes. Go to Chile instead. Sensible brown people.
Sensible but they can't fuck. Good economy, though.
If you have money, you can live well in most parts. But beware, violence is rising and the country is absolutely broken.
it's not like the entire western world, specially south america, is a safe and healthy place but Uruguay and Chile are much better than all USA big cities.
I've lived in Thailand and I have no idea what Thai sex is
>unlike USA, black/mixed women here are fucking obsessed with white men, specially if he's European or American.
Actually, despite the "blacked" shitposting you see here white men are the most desirable in America as well. Every race of women prefer white men, some even only date white men.
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''Girlfriend style woman, serving men.
I am friendly, educated, affectionate and very naughty, my service is unhurried and without frills. I love to kiss in the mouth, my specialty is the oral with finalization in the mouth.
I do not answer restricted calls.
I do not answer sms.
Come and enjoy ...''
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All those threads are shit posts? I thought there was a BBC epidemic in USA. LMFAO
this one is 80 bucks for 1 hour
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''Description:
Intelligent, affectionate, friendly university student and doll face.
I am a company for demanding men who like the best for themselves.
You will not be disappointed, you will come out fully satisfied.''
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Have you had these whores personally? What are their condom requirements?
I'm going to try and be objective here.
>How well could a burger like me do in Brazil on a pension of $2,700 a month
You would be a fucking king.
1 USD = 3.32009
You would be living with almost 9k a month.
Now, my city is a really expensive one, Cabo Frio.
This would be the kind of house you could expect living in zapimoveis.com.br
Fairly decent place, close to supermarkets and to the beach.
>I only speak English
You're fucked.
No one here speaks english.
>I want a maid or butler
Not a good idea, you will need to get a favela niggress, now MANY of these people are actually good and loyal, but there's a slightly high chance you pick the wrong person.
>I also also want to carry a gund around
Not gonna happen, not legally.
And even legally, it's still going to be a HUGE problem for you unless you make friends with the local police and drug dealers.
>some parts of Brazil are high on crime
That's absolutely correct, so stay out of them.
Don't go to the huge cities, live in small beach cities in Rio like Cabo Frio or medium sized cities in São Paulo like Ribeirão Preto.
Stay in the south east, south and in the state of Goiás and you're mostly safe.
>Brazilian immigration website
>Forum visited by expatriots who live in Brazil.
Extremely easy bro, just come here and settle in some nice favela, everyone will love you because they really like foreigners. You will get all sorts of pussy, fathers will literally send their daughters to sleep with you in exchange of some some dollars.
The entire crime thing is also bullshit, favelas are extremely safe and as long as you're everyone's friend you will be fine and loved.
Just move to rio and enjoy all that bunda.
No, as I said before I don't go out with girls since I was 16.
I knew it
Thai sex is being used like rice papers in spring rolls
So why are you posting? How do you get off?
I'm middle class and live in the South...are you being serious? I though favelas are Hell on Earth?
Actually is what is called here (((Thai))) massage. The real one is a serious stuff youtube.com
In (((Thai))) massage the masseur get naked and rub her body in your creamy/oily body
>How do you get off?
I don't
those links are from a co-worker who go with these kind of girls every week
>It's okay to get hooker herpes, just say wrong cup
You are absolutely disgusting.
He's not serious, favelas are horrible.
But as long as the drug dealers control them, they're EXTREMELY safe, the dealers keep bandits in check so police doesn't try to enter the favelas, they also keep the population living in the favela happy with favours so they don't try to move agains't the dealers.
When we lived in a favela on Rio my dad got a lot if kids beaten the fuck out of them, they had stole his cellphone and the dealers got it back for him.
Oh, do they require condoms? If not, I might have a new hobby...
tired of the rat race? what are you, a commie?
call them I'm not going to ask my co-worker because he will think I want to see one.
So the risk would be that 1) your local drug dealer turns on you or 2) a bandit decides to blow you away no matter what.
Ok, understands.
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My teacher told me I'd be fucked and probably get robbed if I went down to brazil
is this true
Naru massage.
It's Japanese Thais just do it a lot
You'd be fucked...by the women. They love love love blonde men. And robbed, probably!
nah. It's safe as fuck
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this is the future of Boston, NY, Los Angeles.
>your local drug dealer turns on you
He won't, he doesn't police around searching for a body, he will only do it if you turn on him.
>a bandit decides to blow you away no matter what
That's an actual risk, but it's extremly low because if he does it he's basically as good as dead.
Why are Brazilian chicks so obsessed with plastic surgery?
I can confirm as a long time member of liveleak that Brazil is a bretty nice place and you should go there
In a big city? Yes.
On a small city? No.
>he doesn't want police
I didn't sleep yet, sorry.