Tuvalu General

General dedicated to Sup Forums's ongoing war and annexation with the island of Tuvalu.

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Last thread.

Has Tuvalu issued an official response to our declaration of war yet? We should give them 72 hours to surrender.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (special)

is this actually happening or just luls being passed around?

All this is just a complicated plot to make Tuvala's post here so people can save the flag they post with.

kek just discovered these threads. PI here, going to be spending the next few days spreading archives of this across Poly forums and FB to make sure any of you crackers get the fuck beaten out of you if you actually try to pull off this shit.

I would also like to know what intelligence we have on their leaders and military commanders. This will help with the preparations for conquest. Are their any divisions in Tuvalu that we can exploit? Maybe their is some buthurt minority group there that would support us.

Where would we begin the advance? Rendezvous in AUS or NZ and launch from there?

What path to take without bringing an armed invasion force through waters of a country with a military?

Can we get someone on or near the island for pictures or general topography beforehand?

That's what citizens of this new nation shall be called

Eggmen

> HOLY SHIT
> ANGRRY AT LARP FORUM

SERENE FREEHOLF OF TUVALU

"MEMENTO AUDERE SEMPER"
"ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BE DARING"

>Can we get someone on or near the island for pictures or general topography beforehand?

We are in the process of finding island nigger anons to do reconnaissance. Maybe they could be a translator as well.

We're not invading, that's just a meme.

Sup Forums is a board of peace, we are creating a charity that will imrpove the natives quality of life.

Micronesians are a minority in Tuvalu at 4% of the population.
After that weird guy from /r9k/? Are we inviting him to the island?

Planning stage now, if possible will procede

Niggers, why is nobody using my multi-trip confirmed patch?

Hmm perhaps we should consider making contact with the micronesians. A religious divide would be more useful. Most of Sup Forums are Christians and Id be willing to bet their island is split between Christians and voodoo worshiping niggers.

We build up, we aren't niggers.

According to Wikipedia the state religion is "Church of Tuvalu."

Time to rape and pillage all the women in their village.

>implying we won't create a new pacific empire

There's enough trash on the mainland to make at least two islands.

No, we make a charity, create infrastructure in exchange for an island. We will be worshipped as gods.

Save the pillaging for the Sentinel Islands.

All we need to do is buy some hookers and blow for the church leaders and they will convince their flock to follow Sup Forums.

We are Nazis, we don't rape or pillage

That church sounds ominous. Kekys vylt?

President of their Church is Penitusi Taeai. Secretary General is Rev. Tafue Lusama. We need some contact info for these guys.

where is the declaration of war?
Also, rate flags and tell mw what design i should work on

A picture of the good president.

I prefer national socialist. But

First design is the best but it still needs work. It needs to pay tribute to our lord kek(pbuh).

Still no swastika? I think one would look good with the trident

I still believe two should have the red section with stars in the bottom right, and the iron cross in the top left.

Excuse me picture of the secretary General. He is also on LinkedIn if some wants to contact him.

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They're part of the british commonwealth.
You'll get gangraped by the 9K locals and then airstriked by Her majestys royal drone division

They will welcome us as liberators.

i got banned from their discord for asking how the fuck they are going to do this and calling them larpers because they couldn't answer simple questions

this is middle school tier shit

They were up until the 80's, they've been independent since.

But if Britain decides to rear it's head for god knows why, prepare yourself for Falklands War 2: Electric Tuvalu

Ok actually I care for some reason so I'm gonna try to be constructive. Color choice has meaning. In flag design as developed in the west, for example red has come to symbolize valor, white purity and royalty, blue democracy, and green, Africa. I think given we are developing a white ethnostate I think it is essential we incorporate the color ideas the west has developed as a way of showing our authenticity. That means no blue or green, red and white and black. Also no stars since they also symbolize democracy. I like your idea of the trident. It's a perfect atlantean fasci or axe. Swastika is also good.

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oh hey cheekypop ;)

you were kicked because you kept asking what our plan was and when we told you to read the entire convo you sperged out about us being autistic and not having a plan

This, but the stars originate from the Nazi flag of Antartica.

is that tsunami damage, or do they live like gypsies?

I love it when tweens larp on Sup Forums

fuck off
he's so boring

A little bit of both, mostly gypsies though.

CHECKED AND KEK'D

I'M ON A ROLL

Will we enact Duterte laws?

Get the fuck out redpill me I seek enlightenment always

Cant we just make a currency that when you fold the notes certain ways it makes swastikas and rarer and more valuable pepes the greater the notes value and wojaks?

Keep it out of the flag cmon

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That is a sexy flag but where's the sauce?

hmm... based on her sign, i'd say she's asking to be ethnically cleansed from the island.

this is doable. tuvalu can be a kinder, gentler, israel without parasites.

>a bunch of stammering autists arrive on the island
>th-this is ours now
>p-praise kek
>no
>o-ok

It was lost long ago.

Basically secret Nazi shit found in Antarctica.

Probably not real, but it looks coolio.

Nazi Antarctica

lol at the edgy nazi flag shit
your buddies even told me they dont have a plan

this is just 15 year olds larping and jerking off over their nazi island fantasy

yeah but you're a nigger so we're even

Ho brah you from Hawaii if so we scrap when I get back ya fuckah

google the invasion of sark

>In August 1990, an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes armed with a semi-automatic weapon attempted an invasion of Sark. The night Gardes arrived, he put up two posters declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. The following day he started a solo foot patrol in front of the manor in battle-dress with weapon in hand. While Gardes was sitting on a bench waiting for noon to arrive, the island's volunteer connétable approached the Frenchman and complimented him on the quality of his weapon.[15] Gardes then proceeded to change the gun's magazine, at which point he was tackled to the ground, arrested, and given a seven-day sentence which he served in Guernsey.

the kekest of keks

noice.
Though I think we could use that. Make the background a bit more blue, and we are done.

How do we go on with annexing them though?

Any acctual plans there yet?

Oh. Ok then, fun to pretend is real flag design aside, (and in that case the stars are specifically depicting a constellation) No stars on our island flag they're too damned democratic.

see, edgy 15 year old larpers

We should close their internet first.
How can we do that ? Only 10000 people live in Tuvalu, we can litteraly close all of their little internet

>Any acctual plans there yet?

Subverting their Church leaders is what I think is the best idea. 97% of the island belongs to the church as well.

tell of one instance where Nazis actually raped someone and it is not a story (((they))) made up.

I dare you, hitler even admire the poles, until one pole fucked up and started relations with england

>Penisuti

can't we hack into their memeframe?

Bro they're gonna summon dagon or some shit, they've got esoteric order written all over them. don't try the religious route.

All I've got offer up is my digits for Kek.
Tuvalu will belong to Sup Forums if Kek wills it.

>Get to Tuvalu
>Somehow don't get torn to shreds by the 20mm cannon on their patrol boat
>Fiji comes over to investigate after recieving distress call
>Somehow manage to fight off Fiji's 9 patrol boats
>They call in Australia
>Neckbeards get BTFO by Abrams deployed from their brand spanking new 30,000 ton amphibious assault ships
Good plan

let me think about that, we could probably

It was more of a deceleration of war

Also, carbon steel fag: NDT a shit.

t. Carbon Steel Inspector

That's one of many plans, and for that one to work we would need to muster an actual army and navy so that seems the least likely at the juncture yet the plan you are most fixated upon.

>In August 1990, an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes armed with a semi-automatic weapon attempted an invasion of Sark. The night Gardes arrived, he put up two posters declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. The following day he started a solo foot patrol in front of the manor in battle-dress with weapon in hand. While Gardes was sitting on a bench waiting for noon to arrive, the island's volunteer connétable approached the Frenchman and complimented him on the quality of his weapon.[15] Gardes then proceeded to change the gun's magazine, at which point he was tackled to the ground, arrested, and given a seven-day sentence which he served in Guernsey.

any village in Belarus

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Well good thing we dont plan on going alone!

Wonder which of us he's investigating.

why dont we play the long game?
>run business until it gets yuge
>influence the gubment through business
>elect the most brownest Sup Forumsack as a puppet president (no indian, Pradeep sit down pls)

get a boat

Seems kinda... (((them)))

Too far m8. Better ask a Queenslander.

Why DRC is the best choice to colonize.

Tuvalu
>Shitty litlle island and it would be hard to grow as a civilsation
>Almost no resurces
>Will be flooded in 100 years and we would therefore fight for nothing.
>Overpopulated with 10000 people
>Not easy to go too.
>It would be overtrown withing 30 days if you succeds, and it would be easy to invade there is no mountains or large areas where you can hide and fight a guerrilla war.

DRC
>Weak governemt and the army is fighting rebels in eastern DRC
>Goverment officials are very corrupt and we can pay them to look the other way
>Plenty of ressuceres like gold, timber and land to farm.
>Easily to acces by rivers
>Lots of mountains, large rainforest and land where you can hide and grow in power.
>Cheap weapons, an ak47 cost approximately 200 usd and we can buy weapons of corrupt government troops or UN troops.
>Cheap labour, the normal congolese earn 482 usd each year.
>The original population are sick and tired of the government, and many of them wants white colonists back.
>Many white south africans that we can rally, we can save them from white genocide.

yeah i thought so. but think about it, it's better the australian gubment think it's a "civil disturbance" rather than "400 hackers group called Sup Forums invade Tuvalu"

You're infringing on our religious freedoms, kek says we have to invade tuvalu and it's heresy to not do so.

They have a runway... would a plane be more optimal than a boat? I doubt its heavily fortified or anything like that.

>DRC
Bruh there are 60 million niggers there

Who or where will we requisition a plane from?

I took a shower, what did I miss?

The country is huge, try to look at google maps.
There is gigantic areas where no people lives, and the soil are good to farm.

I leave decisions like that to my betters. Wouldn't have to be a big one. They got kids running all over the runway doesn't seem like they use it a lot.

If anyone is picking the new flag its a bit too late
But the coat of arms on the other hand

>Gardes attempted a comeback the following year, but was intercepted in Guernsey.

Top kek, I wonder if keeps trying to come back and invade. We should hire him