Tuvalu thread If you are in or are close to one of the following islands:
>Fiji
>Solomon Islands
>Papua New Guinea
>Micronesia
>Marshall Islands
>Western Samoa
>Wallis And Futuana
>Tonga
>Cook Islands
Sup Forums NEEDS YOU!
You have a boat or know a guy who has a boat. We need you to get close to the Tuvalu Islands and get photographs and/or information. ANY Pacific Islanders that can help in any way report in this thread.
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I've seen a decent amount of islanders on Sup Forums. They probably post in the Rugby threads, might be able to find them there.
>tfw this is a thinly veiled rare flag collection thread
We're either invading or subverting a population of islanders.
First post
We're invading a neutral, unallied, unarmed nation thats
>poor as fuck
>ruins the island
>begs for/gets aid money for nothing
So we can make it great again
We're making it a white ethno-state, NatSoc as well.
All the things a young island could ever hope for.
I'm 200% ready to get serious for this
Tonga is based though. They're like the Swiss flag done right.
>mfw Sup Forums is serious
>Tonga is based
No, they are subhuman trash who eat dogs
How far is straya from Tuvalu? Take a boat there faggot.
i'm a civil engineer specialized in land reclamation, do you have any use for me?
People arent retarded. All you want are those sweet rare flags faggot.
Absolutely. We will need to build Levees and also we will likely expand the island through artificial means.
The island will sink within descade, can we prevent this by making fucktons of dirt and concrete?
No, this is fucking real mate.
Well, we need to figure out how to get on the island quietly.
If you can get near the island that would be ideal
That's the easy part, pretend to be tourists.
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You should google my country, you can prevent anything from sinking
Pretend to be upwards of 150 white armed tourists?
>when you see your flag on another countries flag
Why do you have to be visibly armed?
And yes, upwards of 150 tourists is possible. Just pretend you're part of a tourist group.
You missed some countries. Pic related
>Western Samoa
Its just simply Samoa, the one to the east is American Samoa.
I know for a fact that there are fijiposters here.
>deceleration
>deceleration of war
You had one job. ONE. JOB.
Yeah, that faggot fucked up.
But whenever someone says we declared war we can refute by saying "No, we made a decelation of war, we decelerated a declaration."
Remember, Sup Forums is a board of peace.
5d backgammon
Said it out loud and kek'd audibly
don't get it
Why not use New Caledonia ?
Too high profile. It's a well known tourist destination.
By the way, is our military budget still 300 bucks ?
Just go there with mens capable of fighting and shoitload of firearm on a ship. Pretend your ship is sinking and go to shore with boats. Put your guns on the boat and conquer the island. Put MG nests on high positions and make a base in a cave. Cover the base with leafs and MG nests
"our"??
Why do I have a hard-on for flags like these?
Too risky. Instead, we will create a charity organization, offer to create infrastructure and industry in exchange for an island.
Then we subvert the leaders of the church, 94% of the population are members of the Church of Tuvalu. We will be treated like kings. We slowly get rid of their government and install our own.
To defeat the Jews we must become the Jews.
So we just fill up a rented 737 with Sup Forumsacks and seize the passport control office when we arrive?
Also, is there any law preventing firearms to be carried in a private aircraft or is that just for airlines?
No, we go by sea.
We already have an Admiral with a large yacht.
Oh, that makes sense. Will you murricans be supplying weapons for the yuro noguns?
Bring enough money or resources to purchase and/or rent our spares.
It's called union jack and Britain is the only country with the balls to keep the flag of it's empire all the other's countries pussied out and changed it
HUMMIN
COMIN ATCHA
oi fucking fight me cunt
We voted no to becoming a republic not too long ago.
You guys are just mad because we got a better union jack flag but we changed it to this equally good looking flag
Ours doesnt look too bad desu.
>neutral, unallied, unarmed nation
It's part of the commonwealth. Good luck with that
Nope, it's been independent since the 80's.
Reporting.
Let's go noose some scoops.
> That amount of autism
God damn I love Sup Forums
It's one of the best union jacks Canada's was good looking before the replaced it with
>> a fucking leaf
The less competition we have, the better.
Independent from the UK but still a member or the commonwealth. Lizzie is still queen there.
Falklands War 2: Electric Tuvalu incoming.
>It's part of the commonwealth
I don't know shit
Does this mean that any European citizen can legally travel there?
We should all just move there, and redpill the world on population replacement
What the new flag will look like?
Fine Sup Forums, I was ignoring these threads because I don't give a shit about some water-nigger island, but you have my brief attention.
Redpill me on Tuvalu, what you guys are planning and why.
We already have guys working on designs in
A white ethno-state, of course.
We're still in the planning stage.
We have no plan until we actually get a volunteer to recon the place first.
This doesn't explain anything.
We will most likely create a charity organization, offer to create infrastructure and industry in exchange for an island.
Then we subvert the leaders of the church, 94% of the population are members of the Church of Tuvalu. We will be treated like kings. We slowly get rid of their government and install our own.
To defeat the Jews we must become the Jews.
Fuck off we're full.
Ah, you're part of the faction that believes in a peaceful takeover. Fuck that, we dont have 10 years to wait for you to slowly coddle your way up the hierarchy.
>Slowly
We can do this within 3 years.
Taking ti by force is a waste of resources, and it will most definitely gain attention.
Come back where you belong, Guam.
>Come in with a couple of ar-15's and building material on some boats
>Tell Tuvaluan's to frigg off
>Start building greenhouses and bunkers
>3 days later
>This fucking this rolls up
If we did it forcibly we just hold the islanders as hostages.
If we were to do it properly, the world will never even know.
>>attack communications first.
>>This fucking this rolls up
that thing can clear the whole country off the map
I just can't wait for the msm coverage.
Please kek
Isn't Tuvalu part of the commonwealth?
What's the plan when the Royal Navy shows up?
>it was just a prank bro
>we have access to memes that will forever damage the psyche of your nation
Only if you're part of the British Commonwealth, and you aren't, spic.
Like they'd take one of the old BBs out of mothballs just to kick a bunch of squatters off an Island. You wouldn't even see the 500lb unguided bombs dropped from the F/A-18s that launched from a Carrier from over the horizon.
We use the natives as shields.
Explain we are Syrian refugee we just took the wrong turn
Idiot, everyone knows a loss in communications can only mean one thing... INVASION!
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Then we need to take over the communications and feed disinfo to the world.
Maybe this thread should be posted at another time of the day
thecommonwealth.org
Fuck. They are still apart of the commonwealth.
Shut her down, boys. We have to find a new island..
Isn't Tuvalu a member of the Commonwealth of Nations? Invading them could be perceived as an act of war against the entire Commonwealth of Nations. Just saying.
Read above, nigger.
What about western Sahara? Accessible by boat just like the islands but its not even a tourist location so nobody will ever care.
And its not fucking nowhere Pacific ocean tier so its easier for more people to join it. East-coast america and Europe
Socotra belong to the Yemen I think nobody would protest.
We will have to fight against somali pirates
How much resistance would we possibly meet?
Minimal. Since Yemen is currently fighting Saudi Arabia.
I'm getting high off of this dank ass LARP masquerading as a pipe dream
But can't Europeans jump to Britain?
I don't know much about the legislation
>Shut her down, boys. We have to find a new island
>5tc were deposited on your account
I don't want to get fucked by the Royal Navy.
We can still take Sealand.
No, you have to be a Commonwealth Citizen under the British Nationality Act of 1981. That means you must be a citizen of a Commonwealth country.
As stated in another thread I may not be a farmer but I grew up on farms (Whole family is in some kind of farming or another) and can probably produce a steady stream of chicken tendies given the right siutation. Never done any tropical farming though, but chickens are probably as low maintenance as they are here there.
Problem is farmland. I assume the Tuvalu soil is rocky and full of salt, can you fix that?
REQUIRED READING:
>Failed before it started due to Neutrality Act of 1794
en.wikipedia.org
>Claimed and occupied by Tonga soon after creation
en.wikipedia.org
>Push-back from an actual military power
en.wikipedia.org
Ultimately the question becomes, how do we secure a nation with the backing of other nations?
Make the price of annexation more than theyre willing to pay.
We memed a frog to be POTUS, we can meme Tuvalu out of the commonwealth.
We probably don't even need to, the queen will be happy to have that shitstain developed and we can be part of the Commonwealth.