Brit/pol/ - REEEE edition

--- ANTISEMITISM NOW ILLEGAL IN BRITAIN ---

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.
>Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. gas chambers) or intentionality of the genocide of the Jewish people at the hands of National Socialist Germany and its supporters and accomplices during World War II (the Holocaust).
>Accusing the Jews as a people, or Israel as a state, of inventing or exaggerating the Holocaust.
>Accusing Jewish citizens of being more loyal to Israel, or to the alleged priorities of Jews worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations.
>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism


>Where is Brit/pol/ from?
strawpoll.me/11867890


>Global warming CHAOS: Will Christmas Day be the warmest ever?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/uk-weather-will-christmas-day-warmest-ever-bookmakers-slash/

>Leftist education strikes again - SNP Scotland records worst EVER ratings for maths, science and reading in schools
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/06/snp-fire-scottish-education-system-records-worst-ever-rating/

>The absolute state of Theresa May: PM's thin-skinned Special Advisors ban her own MPs from being allowed to talk to her
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/theresa-may-trousers-row-angry-text-exchange-nicky-morgan

>Boris backs down over Saudi Arabia comments; "WTF I love proxy wars now"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>Chancellor Philip Hammond plotting to keep us in the EU as late as 2019
express.co.uk/news/politics/742661/Brexit-News-Philip-Hammond-supports-transitional-deal-EU-referendum-2019-Article-50

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1st for fuck the kikes

Imperial Leather

What's this 'War on Tuvalu' thing all about?

A friendly reminder that the UK is a fucking dump and you should leave while you still can.

Reminder that Jews are the most oppressed group of people in the world and that there is literally nothing wrong with them.

youtube.com/watch?v=k06lLDDe-b4

PMQs starting very soon.

Hullow yes

You're not welcome MI5 spy fuck off

Imperial Leather

Breed/ball/ goyim butthurt edition.

Fucking Jews, amiright?
Reply with your name, address, postcode and mobile number

Didn't sleep last night lads

Also tunnocks teacakes desu

What stat do the kikes get on this one?

>stereotypical allegations

ORDER ORDER
MR SPEAKER PLS
THE RIGHT HON GENT
GUFFAW GUFFAW
BOOOOOO

Fuck Jews!

David Smith
14th Street, Hackney, London
TN3 2Z1
07832440261

There's no way MI5 would employ me. Get out while you can.

I fucking hate this country.

Dave Benson-Phillips
London
999

Muslims hate Jews. It's normal these guys.

I wonder what Russia would look like to today if they expelled all their Jews

Yes white goyim get out of this country whilst you still can I definitely don't have an agenda

Good stream for PMQs?

Roleplaying

Friendly reminder these sorts of people are responsible.

Neeploha, ya bispakous

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis
Fucking hell, you lads are cucked.

Rich tea biscuits btw

Suit yourself.

I just wish I could leave...

Try this?
filmon.com/tv/bbc-parliament

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.

“To know who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise”

I'm still yet to see what's wrong with civic nationalism

Did you all have a bad upbringing?

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament

STOP. YOU MUST READ THIS MESSAGE.

I hope none of you have been expressing or having anti-Semitic thoughts!

The Shomrim Police are on to you! You are being watched! Find out more information at your nearest Shomrim Patrol.

STOP. YOU MUST READ THIS MESSAGE.

Yes goyim no concern trolling going on in brit/pol/ that's never happened before no one would ever try to demoralise us

hmm.. these ads

>My policies are utterly efficient but are ruthless and socially unacceptable
Pretty much Doctor Doom and I'm not even 25

>Nigel Farage is eating a sandwich


>Paul Nuttall is eating a bap


What did they mean by this?

Some people cannot integrate. Civic nationalists believe everything is cultural, but ethnic nationalists know that race isn't simply skin deep.

Coming to an area near you, they won't just stop at the UK. The ADL in the USA already has these laws in place. With our change in the law the Jews in Sweden and Germany are going to push for these extremes to become the norm in those country's and then watch it spread like the Clap in North England.

God help us all.

That's likely because you're pathetic and are refusing to take responsibility for that. The country is a mess, probably a lost cause, but running off isn't going to stop you being a worthless NEET faggot.

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>oy vey the goyim are waking up, lets make it against the law
>criticism shoah'd
>[wringing of hands intensifies]

>I'm probably going to jail now thanks to snoopers

Just fuck my country up.

Boris BTFO

We'd been expelling Jews in the USSR, a famous example is Sergey Brin's parents. He and his parents had moved to the USA and he created Google.

Jews are bright minds and smart people. It's envy, there's lot antisemites in Russia too, fucking losers who take the revenge on these people for their usefulness.

>This morning I had meetings with the ZOG. In addition to my duties in the House, I shall have further such meetings late

Are Jo ;_;

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I wonder how many muslims will be convicted under these new anti-semitism rules.

>A study in 2011
>Concluded that it MIGHT exceed


meme

>Rich tea biscuits

This is why we should've killed the Irish

>that awkward Jo Cox mention

>There are a lot of antisemites in a country absolutely wrecked and enslaved by Jews for almost a century

hmmmm really made me shoah

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None, don't be silly that would be racist and intolerant of Islamic views.

Okay, I have no qualifications at all. What do I do?

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Is nicola redpilled lads?

Based mummy May. Cucks for some reason are angry at her.

But not for long...

Rabbi Goldstein
Court road
Tottenham

Um, none? Are you islamophobic or something? Are you implying the Jewish people of Britain are Islamophobic?

We'll be having words about your mendacity.

>LETS GET JO COX TO XMAS NO 1

It becomes increasingly flawed the more lax your immigration policy and the wealthier you are relative to nations with easy immigration access. I.e. it's completely inappropriate and amounts to ethno-cultural suicide.

>it's another Jeremy Corbyn drains away the good humour episode

>Corbyn makes a slight self-deprecating joke to calm the pisstaking House down before going on to ask the Prime Minister a serious question


>Headlines the next day; "CORBYN IN CHAOS: LABOUR LEADER ADMITS THAT HE CANNOT LEAD"

>there's a load of anti-semites in a country literally destroyed by Jews

Wow I'm shocked. 70% of the people in government when the USSR fell were Jewish and they caused the deaths of millions, the complete destruction of the economy and successfully took a nation on the forefront of world politics and technology back about 40 years so much so that now the only reason you're even relevant is your nukes.

>Thank god it's Cox, instead of yooouuuuuu

You're too thick to even count on your hands yet you think you're in a position to advocate for an exodus

Rate my lunch lads

Then when it ramps back up, Angus Robertson has a go.

>tfw NEET
>sitting at home in trackies
>eating popcorn, fruitroll ups and drinking redbull
>tfw don't have to do anything
>just sitting at home watching Only Fools and Horses on the telly

who else is /comfy/ here, lads

I think you mean
>Saudis BTFO
>cockroach politicians swarm into damage control formation
Boris is an opportunist, careerist fuck but he was right about those dry sandy cunts

Construction worker/10

my sides holy shit

>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Israeli policy to that of the Nazis.

what the fuck

I'm not a Jew, I'm a software engineer and love math. Jew's contribution to math and science is huge. I don't know no one antisemite who made something useful for the humanity. All they can is to spit their venom.

Goyim butthurt is funny, though. God save Theresa Mery May!

>Fried egg and bacon sandwich

God tier ladd

>Jo Cox single

Why do they have to get sentimental about this. Yes, someone died, and being sentimental about that is fine, but this "foundation" with her quote "we have far more in common" attached to it will probably be a closet anti-right wing foundation

If she was still alive she'd probs come up with some posturing rubbish. But we can't say anything like that because she died

This is pretty serious. Censoring begins.

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PMQs used to have mad bantz. Now we've got a woman and a boring communist.

Needs toasting and brown HP sauce 6/10

Imam Rasheed Al Swedi Bin al Fiesal
Durka Durka Rd.,
Halal Business District,
Londonistan

Fuck this country, the people do not deserve to be saved.

Going to be voting for Labour in future.

>Construction worker/10
>silverware and a porcelain plate on a stone counter top

Are you high?

Okay...

Antisemitism now illegal?

So? Maybe you will stop using those dumb memes and will finally stop dissing with Palestine

Now I Can report pakis and have them arrested

egg's a bit burnt there, mate.

sun isn't that runny now is it?

6/10. No orange juice, over cooked egg and you can't dip the bacon strips into the yoke

Come Australia
Englishman here and I moved

> Pro tip they are not full

That's because for the first time in decades they actually have fairly serious differences in opinion on economics instead of it being a jolly little bantz-match between the two

ST JO DIED FOR ARE SINS

REMEMBER ST JO GOY

SHE WOULD WANT THE REFERENDUM OVERTURNED

>math

FOY

Yea I'll agree the bants aren't as good as Dave and Milliband was. But May has had a few good laughs, not Corbyn though he's a boring dickhead.

I don't know just don't sit around on here telling us all you want to jump ship like a fucking rat. Sort your life out.

I think we all know that expanded anti-Islamophobia laws are just around the corner so get it in while you can.

I put Tommy K on lad

The egg was nice and runny

Her face is so fucking ugly/annoying to look at, especially so in that picture.

What is the country (and the rest of the world) going to do now that old people are living into their nineties?

Is there any counter song we can meme to #1 this Christmas?

N O T H I N G

>tfw they kill you to swing a country and they couldn't even swing the high street you bled out on

Anyone else fucking hate jeremy's shouty voice

He might aswell be stabbing himself because it drowns out whatever he's saying