ROO'D

HOW DO AUSSIE MEN COMPETE?

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We learn to enjoy sloppy roo seconds

by having their balls below their cocks instead of above

With a swift right hook.

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How does it feel knowing you will be bred out of existence in less than 3 generations?

Australian girls can't get enough of the Big Kangaroo Cock

After losing to emus, they deserve that tbqh

Feels about the same as you and Pakistan.

You little cock grabbers need to learn how to wash your buttholes!

the primal scream of the aussie who will get left by his gf for a big masculine ROO

Have a go at this little cock gobbluh! Croikey!

>can't beat emus
>expect them not to be ROO'D

Good one

What's the deal with marsupials!?

Hey, there are feelings at stake here.

>be aussie
>see a qt 3.14
>go over to talk to her
>kangaroo comes at full speed towards you
>kangaroo knocks you over and starts raping her
>she is moaning in pleasure
>kangaroo turns its head and looks at you while still thrusting it's cock into the girl
>kangaroo smiles at you smugly as it cums
>kicks you right in the down under and runs away

KEK
Aussie boys just have no chance

>As you cringe from the awful blow you have just taken down under, you fall to the floor and curl up in the fetal position
>You hear something approach, you stop wincing, and are barely able to see through the tears streaming out of your eyes and down your face
>A flock of male Emu have come to collect reparations from the emu war.

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Fuckin roos, cunts are a nightmare

>this isn't what Aussie girls dream about all day

Doggystyle with a giant rat

V A S C U L A R I T Y

what a fucking nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
Get fuck, roogger.

>his dick doesn't hang lower than his balls
seems like someone is staying along with humanity as rich piana is leaving it behind

swole af

N O C O R E

ITT: Third worlders with < 90% whites attempt to bantz and fail.

There are literally ten million emus amassing on your border fence.

you're fucked. Your people are going to get BEAKED and then ROO'd.

Better than millions of Pakis

Listen to this Ozzie woman practically creaming her knickers when she sees this roo

youtube.com/watch?v=tNm4nn5eu_g

Take the cork out of your ass and learn to take a joke.

Shut the fuck up you faggot.

PREP THE ROO

>t. Raj Muhammad from England

ALL MALE

>BEAKED

Which ones the man?

Dem roo biceps..

>Woman: "H-he's huge! Look at his muscles! Look at his muscles!"
>Husband: "Look at his feet!"
>Woman: (almost whispering) "They're bigger than yours..."
ROO'D

#australianwomenfuckkangaroos

there isn't a single woman getting fucked by a roo at porn socket


this is a meme

HOW COME IT DOESNT START BOXING HER

easy...

that wasn't lethal ammo, right?

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take this to
fuck off you faggots