What the fuck?

what the fuck?

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can't defile the reptile

a bite of the sodomite

Well white men. The choice is yours. Croc or Cuck.

How can black women even compete?

Im speechless.

Cock in croc

how do you rape a crocodile.

youtube.com/watch?v=HJc2Hq-O370

Jesus Christ niggers

you got to be pretty stupid to try to rape a croc. it takes a special kind of retard to do that not just your run of the mil retards would do it

>you got benis problems go rape animal that can easily kill many people in no time flat
i'll pass and look into adpotion

They brought the fight to the crocodile's territory, which happens to be nigger's greatest weakness.

When will they learn?

Someone post the article where florida man was arrested for raping a croc that tried to attack him.

>sex with females
>ever

crocodiles are brutal fucking killers why the fuck would you rape a female one, you literally need a rubber band to keep their jaws closed. I bet these coons started having their way and and the sexual smells and juices got in the water and angry males came over and took them out.

That pic always makes me laugh

very, very carefully

This Aussie has inside info apparently

That sounds like us. Gators are our bitches here

worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/

don't forget
>you got hiv problems go rape baby everything will be ok
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/1362134/South-African-men-rape-babies-as-cure-for-Aids.html

So much culture! Such diversity!
Wtf I love niggers now!

WORLD STAAARRRR

That is an alligator

Nah this guy wasn't a zoo employee nor was he killed, he did it in his backyard, someone saw and he was arrested.

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Excuse the emu fucker... he only knows kangaroos!

>sickchirpse.com/florida-man-caught-sex-alligator/

Holy shit!

crocs are fucked mate, I wouldnt swim in Northern Australia, they fuckers even get into the ''safe rivers'' and kill cunts.
they will fuck your shit up. raping one is stupid. but its africa, its hilarious this shit happens like once a week there.

subscribe to african news agencies you get some classic stories

Let's start a new meme: whenever someone says "I am a black man..." we make fun of him with this "cock in croc" catchphrase.

Like "shart in mart" or "poo in loo".

I'm sure the croc didn't kill them... they just didn't know how to swim! ;)

Beastiliatity ain't right on that sodomite

This is how Viruses like Ebola and AIDs start.

That's the one. I always get gators and crocs confused.
>The gator had gotten a hold of my pant leg when I was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag me into the water. I was able to escape without injury, but I wanted revenge, pure and simple.
>I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.
>I planned to chop off her tail and pull her teeth apart too. I was then going to torture her by playing nigger music at her over and and over again without stopping. Bitch.

If there's video of these niggers getting their shit pushed in by the croc I've gotta see it.

Any recs for good african news?

It isn't this one? It's fake though.

Whats this called? Interracial or interspecies?

That was me, actually

Kek.

Look, these doctors and lawyers just had a sexual emergency and were killed because they were Black Afrikan Kings by a racist animal, you bigots.

Fake news strikes again.

haha i love the idea of this filthy gispy

hahahahahaah.

A sangoma probably told them it would make them legendary in the sack

>Cock in croc
Kek. I'm laughing my ass off to this post.

Remember they are just like you and me. Totally smart people just read guns germs and steel goy

how does cloaca feel like?

According to (((snopes))), the gator is from a pic local authorities took after capturing it and the guy didn't actually rape a gator, he sexually abused a peacock (which later died).

Look it doesnt seem that unreasonable, I reckon if they succeeded it would have cured their erectile dysfunction

Guys, raping a croc to fix sexual emergencies is a proven FACT of superior African science.

WESTERN MEDICINE BTFO

Im looking at the most obscure fucked up shit on the internet ever since i got DSL speed when I was 15. And yet, to this day, I still get amazed.
Its mindboggling what kind of fucked up world we live in.

sever headache trying to pronounce those names

That's an alligator.

those names, jesus christ.

RIP in pieces

well seeming as australia is infested with them i'd say yes he does

Would Sup Forums a croc?

fucking mint

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the-star.co.ke/sections/latest-news/off-beat_c401413

just type in google ''(african country) news'' most of them seem to have some weird section. there is some whack one out there I used to read, always had shit about half humans half monkeys or pigs.
south african posters usually give some good news sites or articles. ask them if you see one

What goes through your brain the moments before you sexually abuse a bird?

Or we start posting crocdiles to arouse the nigger

Nothing much since most of the blood is in the other head

>Reptile
>Breasts

The "a cat is fine too" pic.

that's one fine lookin bird

You prefer pure user?

>rape apex predator that hasn't changed for 80 millions years because it is literally the perfect killing machine
>get rekt
What a surprise

This could work

I just don't to put me or my dick near anything with super sharp teeth and a reptile-brain

cant cock the croc

can't cuck the croc

I was implying that he fucks lizards.

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i know

Glad to hear it Dundee

In their defense that is a pretty cute croc

>those names

No fucking way this is true

it can't be

>limp(popo)
>trying to cure sexual performance problems
You guys realise its a joke right

>limp(popo)
>trying to cure sexual performance problems
You guys realise its a joke right

>limp(popo)
>trying to cure sexual performance problems
You guys realise its a joke

>limp(popo)
>trying to cure sexual performance problems
You guys realise its a joke?

Black people are fucking retarded sometimes.
I ate croc last week.
Wasn't bad

you dare to presume that the croc didn't consent?
love between man and crocodile is a beautiful thing

Tell me again how niggers are human...

W-what is this? Crocodile vagina?

we have A FUCKING LEAF inside the brain?

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I want to become a marine biologist so I can fug a dolphin

I always thought this was how Steve Irwin would've went out.

The next time something like this happens it will be a Canadian killed while trying to fuck a moose

Brilliant. Though change it to Tyrone +2 other black name brothers.

Cupid had other plans for him

I didn't realize cupid was a stingray.

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DeShaun and Trevor would do

*Trevon

VIDEO? WHERE? LINK ME

Flying fat baby or sting ray that bitch was accurate

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That was fast

Get the fuck out of here you faggot. Your jokes are terrible