You have to pick one Balkan nation to move to, which shithole is it?

You have to pick one Balkan nation to move to, which shithole is it?

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Croatia.

Croatia

Why no Slovenia? I want to live in Slovenia

Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia or Montenegro because they're rightful Hungarian land

>not menioned
That's right, we central european nao.

Shut up leaf

Each country have positive and negative things. Now go and fuck yourself

EIther Serbia or Skopjia/Voulgaria

Slovenia has higer living standard but Croatia has lots of comfy beaches

inb4 tards with serbia proxy say croatia

what are positive things about albania?

>greece
>not balkans

???

Bulgaria.

Out of all the balkan countries I've been to for vacations I had the most fun in Bulgaria.

Croatia could possibly be first but then again
>Germans everywhere
>Croatian kikes trying to kike you everywhere you go

Kidneys are cheap

Its cheap and they have some beaches and things to see.

...

Slovenia or Greece.

USA, the shittiest of the lot.

Croatia desu. Just stay away from the nationalistic regions.
Belgrade if you actually want a city life

I like Slovenia better beaches are for fags

Croatia

i thought we were talking about living in not being a tourist

Excluding Slovenia, Croatia is the best by far.

Chernogoriya or Serbia Proper.

>Be IT
>get above average salary as you start
>can go skying in the winter
>can go to Black Sea in the summer
>can afford car,apartment and nemours vacations
Bulgaria is gold
>flat taxes
>10% corporate tax if want to start a business.

And some of the oldest churches

Do any Balkan countries have good women?

This

Serbia of course, or maybe Bulgaria

>Live your whole life banging Swedish teenage grills in booze infused Sunny Beach

Hail Skanderbeg
Make Elbasan Great Again

tell me more of this "bulgaria"

It's the one thing that's good here. And no niggers.

ouch, really? okay ummmm... Croatia because its the only place I've heard anything good about.

Serbia. Because Serbia laughs at concept that abide failures

Fuck off we're full you abo nigger.

I used to spend all my winters in belgrade and then come back to skopje

I have a serbian macedonian and bulgarian passport (tri citizen)

A while back I was thinking about why winters feel so different in belgrade and it's because here it's so much hotter and sunnier

I like it here more than sofia and belgrade it feels more developed and less shitholy things are being built. it's a lot like v4 here

Macedonia is Modern Macedon correct?

So failed greeks cant even claim Alexander.

best ally confirmed

Serbia for having the best-looking brown women.

Bulgaria, they have a city with a turkish majority kek, its like home

what you cherry pick only facts that are shiting on us?

>implying I want to live in your country
mate i just want to fuck your women

Why isn't Greece, Slovenia or even Romania considered Balkan anymore?

I heard turks hate the bulgarian turks, is this truth Ahmed?

>no romania
>no greece
>no turkey

What kinda of a shit Balkan thread is this?

DAS RITE BRE
Butt i wan't to live in yours :(

Albania because slimes

Croatia

They do, when swedish tourists are visiting the resorts.

albania

comars hate them because the bulgarian turks being in the west are more cultured and refined, I like em because they arent wannabe jihadists like our easterners

Nigger what? i want to hear more about bulgaria. i didnt say anything bad about the place

>less shitholy things are being built.
do you want me to start listing?

>wan't

its want, as in, your wife's son wants you to play with him

Croatia.

only bestest and whitest countires allowed. Also no debt allowed.
basically
>We wuz kangz

serbia desu

Clearly croatia

Bulgaria. Been twice and really enjoyed it.

croatia is the lesser shithole

>Slovenia
>Balkan

Thank you Janez what can we ever do with out you.

Canadians eternally btfo , based Australian saves dog

Once upon a time Ukraine, Moldova and Romania were the same shitty pastoral country with like 4 cities in it.
Then the jewish mongols came and cut them into two.
The northern half became a hemorrhoid in proto-Russia's ass and fought the actual mongol mongols.
The southern half became a hemorrhoid in proto-Greece's ass and fought the arab mongols.
Both of them are today the home of countless gypsies and alcoholics, and the people living in each half hate each other.

Thus the jew is evil.

Serbia. If we converted the area into an inland sea it would create significant hydroelectric opportunities. Just send the inhabitants to Russia, Serbians like Russia.

Valid points.

what do you want to hear then?

Croatia along the Dalmatia Coast.

This was a very easy choice.

>itt self heating ciganin

Serbia

Croatia

...

Mangalia

Macedonia.

Greece and Romania are in, Slovenia is tricky.
Culturally they are out, economically they are out, politically they are out, Ottomanherriatagey they are out, and geographically they are sorta kinda almost in.
About as in as the Turks.

Good point, gypsies mostly if not exclusively live in areas that Bulgaria has ruled at one point or another.
Really makes my kompot go berbat.

>no moreta

>is there a wall to keep muslims out
>are the gypsies cool or just as bad as degenerates
>would the country Make Istanbul Constantinople Again
>will we kick the roaches out of europe and .bulgaria be the bulwark of the white race

half of these are just shit posting the other half is serious questions

>less shitholy things are being built
are you living in the same shkup i am?

>Gosh look how edgy and baiting I am
kys

Thank you Sup Forums for boosting my superiority complex over other balkan shitholes.

for some reason the price of your water is high as fuck, why
i got seriously shocked when i was there
also its too damn hot and there are too many germans

s-someone shop in burugaria's flag

>no Kosovo on map
>"because Kosovo je Srbije hehe"
>95% muslim Albanians
>;-)

>Greece and Romania are in, Slovenia is tricky.

>what is ohridsko more

>gosh look at how gypsyturk i am
kiss yourself

In tourist towns along the coast everything is stupidly overpriced.
When the tourist season ends prices drop literally tenfold.

mk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Кек

>has macedonian article
>has no bulgarian article

I guess we all know now who wears the pants in this nation.

>muslims who are native here are chill and tbqh not religious at all. And we have a border wall, and the niggers dont want to cross it, cuz they get beat up and robbed by the border patrols (both government and non)
>no they are not, they are not problem in the big cities, cuz they live in ghetos which most of them dont ever leave, but most of them are now in wester europe.
>why do we need 12 milion mudslims?
>Kebab is good, why to kick them :^)

free kurdistan when?

I second Macedonia. The region around lake Ohrid is stunning. The lake itself is pristine as well.

same goes for romania and slovenia apparently

Kosovo isn't a country no government in the world recognises Kosovo it's a meme like Quebec independence

Croatia, if I have to choose. It is basically Hungary with sea.

I've been to Rijeka 1 month for radiology internship. There was literally nothing to do, except swimming. The hospital looked like it was never restored since Yugoslavian war, the head radiologist introduced me to the department and didn't do anything for education. Girls were mediocre. The only fun people to hang out with was other foreigners. Still, much much better than Bulgaria.

>пpaиcкoнcкo

Here you go.

It is Mediterranean not Balkanic

why is ohrid so popular among dutch people?

and you can always tell the tourists are dutch because they are all blonde and dress like they're on a safari

how is the govt by the way corruption wise, and politically

If leaf gets Slovenia I want Hungary

Albanians are literally worse than niggers.

Croatia!