>Average IQ of 65 >Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters) >Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name >Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean. >Little to no infrastructure >Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea). >Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.
12/12/2016 was the day Sup Forums declared war on their pathetic nation.
Your empire isn't half the size of ours at its peak.
You're going to have to do better than that to impress us.
Jaxson Morgan
The Falklands is a British overseas and thereby is under the direct jurisdiction of the UK.
They are almost all white and actually contribute a net benefit. There is a reason to hold on to the Falklands.
Tuvalu on the other hand, is NOT a British overseas territory. It is almost 99% Denisovan savages rather than whites. They cost the UK, Australia and New Zealand over 30 million USD total in combined aid. Trust me, they would be happy to see Tuvalu go tooda-loo.
Charles Allen
Your home nation is literally the size of one of our states. Fuck off worm.
Luis Cox
>won't leave the basement >is going to take over a nation
This is totally going to happen.
Hunter Brown
So?
Every country we colonised was bigger than the UK.
You haven't achieved half of what Britain has yank. We civilised the world and even created your country.
There has never been a country that has contributed more to the world than Great Britain.
Lucas Gray
maybe rome tbf
don't fuck with the commonwealth though wankers
Leo Murphy
SeeTuvaluans literally do nothing, they are a sinkhole for cash. They want to leave the island, they want to go to Europe because they shitted up their islands like niggers always do.
Tyler Wright
Can I be King ? I like the idea of being head of a monarchy.
Evan Lewis
Just saying i'll actually go and boat over to Tuvalu and kill the sea niggers in name of /po/ but i dont have a boat or any weapon, so if someone actually did get me that i would go on aboat to murder all of those cunts in the name of war. im suicidal anyway if i die so what atleast ill be able to server Sup Forums in this great war
Lucas Kelly
Fuck off. I am already the Kormányzó.
Lincoln Torres
Ez az tesó
Mason Allen
No, we're already planning. Get in the discord.
Christopher Ramirez
I think my plan is better than the other one since you get controll of the farms and the solar panels.
Jose Phillips
...
Jaxson Lopez
How is it this palce is half the size of Pitcairn (50 people) yet supports a population of 11000? 330ppl per sq km, similar to england!
Ian Morales
Sounds gay. Have a bump
Sebastian Johnson
Tuvalu consist of eight seperate islands.
Only 6k are on the main island.
Jaxon Edwards
>landing in forest for what purpose
Carter Flores
The most important thing is to seize the revenue generating apparatus. Forget the seat of government.
Dylan Ward
You are thinking about it the wrong way.
No invasion needed.
We simply do what CIA has tought us best. Stage a coupe and topple their regime.
Can we MEME the opposition into power like we did with Donaldo?
Matthew Stewart
Concealment, obviously. They'll see us a mile away if we have no concealment.
We commence the op at night, quickly occupying government building and stopping all comms with a spark gap generator.
Mason King
stealth and low sand banks
Alexander Barnes
I think you'll find the standard CIA method these days is to: 1) Claim bunch of human rights abuses 2) Cast doubt on legitimacy of elections 3) Blame leadership for interference in foreign conflict western public have no understanding of
Then you can just invade and say you are "liberating" them.
Oliver Ramirez
Thats where they fooled you. They dont have any.
Joseph Baker
I suppose it depends on the level of operation you're going for
if its a small team stealth and landing close to the targets would be best
if you have an actual army of sorts you'll want to land on the beaches to sort out your supplies and regroup
Aaron Russell
>sweden >makes landing plan look like a dick
John Stewart
If you need ideas for logistics or invasion tactics look into Grenada.
Does someone want to call the governor of Tuvalu, record it, and tell them about our declaration of war?
Jose Rodriguez
Great idea. As you probably know, someone already sent them an official war email.
Can anyone re-post it in this thread? It was pure gold.
Camden Reyes
A dozen armed Sup Forumsasks could control the islands
Samuel Fisher
Grenada is huge compared to Tuvalu.
Benjamin Jackson
PRAISE
OK IT'S WHATEVER YOU SAY FROG GOD
Samuel Lopez
I'd love to be a simple fisherman/meme wizard living in a tropical white nation
Tyler Brooks
The faggot misspelled declaration.
Bu we can use this to our advantage, if people say we're starting war with a defenseless nation we just say "No, we decelarated war with them. We decelerated a declaration of war."
TIDF was going full damage control in the first two threads.
Colton Hall
we need a new thread TIDF keeps making slide threads
Hunter Morris
>Just saying i'll actually go and boat over to Tuvalu and kill the sea niggers in name of /po/
Kek.
William Diaz
What exactly would happen if someone sailed the Sup Forums /k/atamaran to Tuvalu, and started a genocide.
What would Trump, Aussie, and the U.K. Do exactly? In such a hypothetical situation, what would would be the consequences?
Thomas Mitchell
We won't genocide, we'll just create infrastructure and industry in exchange for an island or two. We protect them, then install our own governmentss.
Landon Long
Nah I think the brit empire contributed more than Rome. Look at all the innovation that came from the UK and subsequent anglo nations like the US. Sure you can say the same about Rome, but the industrial revolution alone advanced humanity exponentially
Nathaniel Parker
I will be minister of propaganda.
I already look like Goebbels
Charles White
We already have one. Join the discord.
Jason Phillips
Well I guess we will have to fight to the death.
Camden Evans
On second thought, no Leafs allowed.
Aaron Robinson
I'll be sure to inform you of my thread ID when I join :^)
Ryan Cruz
Add the stars to this one
Parker Myers
I like this one Add the stars like said
Charles Perry
this
Colton Russell
YOU SCRAM NIGGERS NEED TO UNDESRTAND THIS HAS TO LOOK LEGIT we cannot have frogs or swastikas some of the viable designs are here dove one is for psy ops
Lincoln Thomas
Frog looks good. Swastika is edgy teen as fuck.
Those flags look like shit.
Luis White
>wants to use frogs stay home nigger, you are 100% useless
Henry Walker
>disrespecting kek
Justin Martinez
leave Sup Forums and never come back
Connor Long
fuck off with the stars
Lincoln Campbell
The stars represent the seven islands/atolls that make up Tuvalu you dummy
Cameron Long
its 9 atolls
check this out
Lincoln Gonzalez
looks like shit senpai desu
Adam Rivera
I understand the reference,
If you make the stars white, it'd be as anglo as any anglo flag. Once again, not all of us are anglo so it's ok
Liam Stewart
ok, hope you people do not get involved in a any way sperging for le maymay flags shows how much of a dumb bunch of underage nigels you are
Jaxon Gutierrez
This is really gay guys, can't we just go back to exposing pedophiles and dishonest media personalities?
Christopher Johnson
fuck off TIDF
Josiah Wright
>guys , finally attaining a white ethnostate is gay just stop LLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAFFFFFF
Chase Brown
A fucking leaf.
Camden Ramirez
Even colonizing Pitcairn Island is more sensible than this bullshit.
Asher Nelson
TIDF confirmed why not both faggot
Zachary Taylor
Actually Sup Forums should make a floating island.
Jackson Nelson
Here's the new board. No LARP. No Homo. No Mummy. 100% legal, legit. Richfag where are you?
Polony boards net
Bentley Ramirez
I was actually thinking something similar to this. An internet force around the size of what we had for trump taking over a shit island nation but making it bad ass. We might actually have to send a few operatives down there, but start manipulating their media, elections, culture. Propaganda and feels campaigns to get crowdfunding then not steal it like jews and actually use it.
Basically red-pill a whole island nation, give them guns, democracy, teach them logic and reasoning. A place like tuvalu like you said that imports food instead of fishing, get those niggers some fishing gear and make them self reliant. Eventually it would snowball and their country would be a successfull little mini-america.
Cameron Young
the benefits for us would be meme magic but as me mold their laws and economy, get them a good undersea fiber optic hardline laid, host a website from it, make their laws good for us to move down there and get a house and fuck the natives.
thats our next step as the neuvo-jews pol. nation building.
Michael Moore
>fuck the natives Thats a weird way to say exterminate the natives
John Green
...
Matthew Sanders
...
Noah Moore
I look at it from another angle, Tuvalu it's about to disappear, their island will sink in the pacific at any moment, they blame global warming for that, if I were they I'll like to go down fighting.
Given that the U.N. are pussies, we'll do it, we'll give them a respect that only warriors can give, they will fight against a coalition of the world forces, and they are going down in a blaze of glory.
And we will put that island in our personal history.
Noah Smith
I want a Sup Forums version of Executive Outcomes, though with the element of being a racket. Actually stir up some instability in Tuvalu (former-American-Secretary-of-State-style) and resolve the conflict we covertly started with the condition that we take over the government. That'd be more efficient than outright declaring war.
