IF EVERYBODY WHO REPLIED TO THIS THREAD MIGRATED THERE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD BE COMPLETELY Sup Forums CONTROLLED
>Population: 49 >Form of Government: Democracy
>How do I apply to settle on Pitcairn? >You should complete a Settlement Application form and submit it electronically to the Pitcairn Immigration Officer or the Pitcairn Island Office in New Zealand.
>What is the plan for the future of Pitcairn? >The UK Government is committed to supporting Pitcairn's development towards a sustainable future. With an ageing and shrinking population, attracting new immigrants is key to this. What do you think? The Government literally wants immigrants there.
Bountiful Lands >The fertile soil of the Pitcairn valleys, such as Isaac's Valley on the gentle slopes southeast of Adamstown, produces a wide variety of fruits: including bananas (Pitkern: plun), papaya (paw paws), pineapples, mangoes, watermelons, cantaloupes, passionfruit, breadfruit, coconuts, avocadoes, and citrus (including mandarin oranges, grapefruit, lemons and limes). Vegetables include: sweet potatoes (kumura), carrots, sweet corn, tomatoes, taro, yams, peas, and beans. Arrowroot (Maranta arundinacea) and sugarcane are grown and harvested to produce arrowroot flour and molasses, respectively. Pitcairn Island is remarkably productive and its benign climate supports a wide range of tropical and temperate crops.
So there's a fertile island nation, that looks beautiful, full of nonces, HAS 49 PEOPLE AND IS A DEMOCRACY.
The UK Govt literally wants us there.
Dominic Reyes
If enough of us get citizenship we can vote out the child molesters and make pedos illegal punishable by death penalty. Then we can rebuild.
Tyler Long
Yes, it's a British Overseas Territory, but it has a degree of political autonomy. We could run the show de-facto there as the natives are dying out, they have had 2 kids in the last 21 years.
>Good base to invade Tuvalu from? : -)
Andrew Hughes
Do they even have internet access though?
Justin Evans
England has 400-ish people per square km population density.
Pitcairn is 47 sq km.
Could support almost 20000 of us.
Kayden Hughes
Yes.
>“But once you are there, you are as connected as anywhere else,” she said. “The island has electricity and the internet now.
>the government provides all immigrants with a plot to build their own house and temperatures stay above 62F
Connor Davis
Yes. There is a guy who posts here from there. He actually was telling people from here to move there...but how the jobs are scarce, and how you can still live a good life. He was saying something about there being jobs in beekeeping.
Thomas Morales
>“We’ve been appealing for more people to boost the population,” said Jacqui Christian, 44, who represents the island in Europe. “We’ve had many enquiries but only one person has applied to move to Pitcairn.
Samuel Carter
whats with henderson island?
Jaxon Reyes
Better than fucking Tuvalu
Gavin Richardson
Post a fucking link to this application
Levi Fisher
Noice. I only need an internet connection and electricity to do my work so I'm good to go.
What about housing?
Someone would need to buy enough land to build some houses, currently owned by whoever owns land right now.
Julian Howard
There are fertile soils there. We could develop some form of agriculture or other industry. We should move Sup Forumsacks there, the donations would flow in from shitlords around the world.
Nathan Flores
You get free land for moving there by the UK govt to build a house.
My only question is how easy would it be to source wood and materials to build a house? I have experience in that area...so I know how expensive it can be to source those items in remote areas.
Jace Martin
There are a bunch of metal ores offshore, but no harbour. Probably could do with a very long jetty or something.
Easton Turner
>We could develop some form of agriculture or other industry
We should stick to what we know, the internet. I grew up on a farm and it's not as easy as jamming something in the ground then selling it a few months later.
Owen Foster
Ultimately we should do what produces greatest yield in terms of wealth/revenues, then use that to buy supplies while building political and military alliances with suppliers so as to secure supply.
Mason Smith
You can't raise nations on the internet, mate.
Isaiah Mitchell
I don't see why you'd want to live there. It's a small island with nothing to do and one shop. You don't even get decent tv or internet.
Austin Reyes
1. it will be compackt living spaces 2. will there be a small airport there possibly 3. does it have internet 4. how to make money since it is so isolated. my best guess for what is possbile is - Fishing - Tourism - Porn - Labour export
Gavin Roberts
>You will first start your journey flying from your homeland via Auckland, Los Angeles or Tokyo to Tahiti in French Polynesia. Once you arrive in Tahiti, you will likely spend a few nights in a hotel or pension until you board the Air Tahiti Tuesday flight from Tahiti to Mangareva. So you need to make sure you can book your flight before contacting our booking office to secure your berth on the Claymore II.
Man getting there seems like a proper ball ache tho lads
Jeremiah Cooper
That's not that bad at all. Spending a few nights in Tahiti would be awesome.
Lucas Long
It's an adventure, lad. The Crusaders cooked in their armour and died of thirst to reclaim the holy land.
Jack Barnes
>porn >hey wanna do some gay bodybuilder polacksex >my sides
Easton Butler
Yeah but how many acres? And to you get to pick from different plots? Do you have the option to purchase adjacent land?
Eli Martin
>Nothing in this world to do except to watch TV programming and sit on interbuttz.
Adam Davis
isn't that UNESCO protected territory? I'd love to live on there all by myself on crabs and fish but I probably wouldn't be allowed.
Anthony Evans
This shit makes me laugh. Putin was giving away some permafrost tundra, to Russians only, and you were all cumming in your pants. Now you have a valid offer and it's all
>can't raise a nation on the internet >oh look there's nothing to do
Get out there and make Pitcairn white again!
t.oldfag
Daniel Ross
Pitcarin islands have great access to Antarctica, would be a good base for expeditions to locate Agatha.
Ryan Jones
Cheapest flight I could find to Tahiti is like £900. This is going to take a lot of monis desu
John Edwards
lol ill bring guns and enslave you britbongs
Hudson Davis
Twitch streaming and youtube videos
Carson Taylor
Kek Belgian bro speaks the truth
Evan Nelson
unesco, uno and all those papertigers dont do shit. i bet there would be a way to settle there.
Matthew Mitchell
That island is fucking tiny.
Nolan Watson
Yeah, exporting honey is basically their only industry. Britain is trying to build it up as a tourist destination with infrastructure development and such. Im debating moving there myself. The native population are inbred polynesians and british mutineers, not the brightest genetic stock, easily manipulated i'd think.
David Bailey
>Swiss cheese man acting hard on the internet
Fuck off mountain poofter.
Henry Campbell
need a proper internet connection for that
Jonathan Moore
I'm interested. With my life savings I could probably go straight for it, immediately.
However I have no idea what kind of job I could do. I've been working in a posh dairy factory for years doing grunt work and I haven't been through college yet or had any other job.
Evan Martin
Important: I looked into this once, and you are required to have $30,000 (may have been pounds...probably was pounds...but I forget) cash reserve to move. There is also no work, needless to say.
Just a note for anyone interested.
Aaron Cox
SIR HAVE YOU PAYED YOUR TV LICENSE YET?
Lincoln Mitchell
makes more sense to move to Greenland. You can just fence off what you want, there's free gas and basically no law.
Grayson Wood
Why the hell are we still fucking around with Tuvalu? This place has everything Tuvalu doesn't and isn't going to be underwater in 30 years.
Cameron Clark
If you have the 30k, I think you could do it. Electricity and such, as you'd imagine, are pricey, but if I'm not mistaken, they get some kind of stipend, I think it was 6k/annum
Aaron Perry
Funny enough no and I had a nasty worded letting through my door last week. I wish I was joking.
Hudson Walker
>$30,000
damn, i'm only at about half of that
>no work
we can grow our own food and buy manufactured goods with gubmint subsidies
Robert Rivera
I'll join you, Swiss Family Robinson
Lucas Foster
It is populated by the paedophile descendants of the mutineers of the HMS Bounty. We are not the kind of settler they want, they want families with lots of (female preferably) kids, a good looking wife and a cuckold husband. I guarantee the land available will be poor, the community elders will have seen to that.They would not allow there to be the chance that settlers could come and take them over. Add to that the fact that leaving would be difficult I can see why the place has not been overrun with settlers.
Adam Stewart
One island has a fuck load of trees
Dominic Harris
The fuck is with the influx of these retarded larping threads filled w/ autismos jerking each other off over "conquering" an island?
Zachary Murphy
>mfw brits say they live in a free state
Glad I'm out of that shithole
Daniel Lopez
It happens. Just shut up and meme.
Kevin Nelson
This has always happened, newfriend. Not that it ever lead anywhere mind you.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Can we do that?. I can't Google right now. I am busy.
Austin Reyes
>implying the Dutch are free
oh now i am laffin m8
Zachary Carter
Yeah, I think you'd be okay combining your own food (maybe) with spending the gibs on the food they order in from New Zealand, plus utilities. Assuming you can build your own house, it'd probably be doable to scrape by.
Landon Gonzalez
If that's the case I'd have to forget about it, at least for a couple years.
If I get to become a programmer and earn a salary remotely or get money from some app or game, I could easily do it.
Nicholas Moore
dont worry, we have them too. and im not paying either.
Colton Martinez
nigga look at the pictures, it's a fucking forest island
If you shipped wood off NZ would you die?
Brayden Davis
This
Post a link
Landon Collins
They fish, they grow fruit, they make pirate tat to flog to passing cruise liners.
That's it. They have electricity for a few hours a day, and even an internet link now.
It takes a full 14 days to arrive from NZ. That is the quickest journey time from anywhere.
You can't marry lolis any more.
I seriously considered relocating a few years back when they were giving away free acres of land, but got the general impression they really wanted full families preferably with lots of grills.
Plus they've gone full sjw lately passing bullshit political statements about their support of lbgt and muslims, despite never encountering either.
Josiah Torres
Hah, I just googled to see if you Swiss have to pay it too. Was just about to post a link.
Fuck paying tho.
Jordan Wright
>implying anyone here has the money to actually do it
Logan Green
You have to go back.
Bentley Harris
Entirely possible that they relax the requirement, too, if they continue to have no success in attracting people.
Asher Jackson
You'd have to import all your food then tho...
Nicholas Sanders
it's way too remote. you're literally right in the middle of the water hemisphere of the globe, down on the dank moist underbelly of the Earth, far away from anywhere a European would be at home.
Kevin Rodriguez
yeah basically you apply for Danish citizenship then they refer you to Greenland which is pretty easy to get into.
Robert Howard
>Pitcairn Isn't this part of a common joke or something? Isn't it like being "sent to Coventry"?
Christopher Rogers
Sorry, I don't think I'll be participating in your never ending sausage party summer camp.
Hes talking about prepared wood. Yes, theres trees all over the island, but turning trees into boards, supports, etc doesnt happen magically. Theres a lot of work that goes into turning a tree into useable wood.
Also dont know what kind of trees are on the island, could be shit for building, too thin, too soft, etc.
Nathan Baker
If I ever ruin my life and need a place to flee, this is where I'm going.
Aiden Nelson
What gave you that impression? Entirely believable, I'm just curious.
Dylan Rogers
Is Britain the only european power with overseas sovereign colonies still?
Jack Peterson
I would think the French do too m8
Tyler Thompson
Cannabis would grow great in that climate, and it's a pretty good cashcrop
Leo Moore
France has some.
Jack Campbell
Ya but thats fucking Greenland. Fuck that. Too cold and unsustainable unless you eat fish 24/7
Ayden Harris
Dacht het even niet, vriend. Op dat eiland wil je niet dood gevonden worden.
You're absolutely right. I hate not having to wait 3 weeks in A&E because this country doesn't have 'muh free healthcare'
Joshua Thompson
heck yes
Evan Brooks
>Shut up and get back in your cuck shed Sven. Calm down mate, don't forget the government is watching and that you can be fined if you use harsh words on the internet.
Samuel Allen
I was thinking that, but selling it would be a right pain
Ryan Edwards
Why sell it when you can blaze
Alexander Campbell
The islander culture is pretty based frontier mentality stuff (the recent sjw bullshit aside) they all pitch in and help each other.
It's not as white as you might expect a colony of pirates to be, given that a lot of the grills there are in fact polynesian joining the community over the centuries and the like.
The best trick they ever pulled (other than marrying 12 year olds) was to pretend thet their island had sunk to avoid paying taxes. They altered the maps in NZ so when the tax barge went looking for the place, they declared it gone.
There's one doctor and one teacher on deployment from NZ. The supply ship comes round every month or so. Housing is cheap as fuck, and your neighbours help you build the place, but actually transporting stuff to the island to use is very expensive indeed.
You won't make money there, not really. Most of the islanders fucked off to NZ about five years ago.
Oh, and whisky brewing is the other profession.
Levi Scott
Your country is gone Sven. No matter how much you shitpost on here.
William Thompson
Trump sayd otherwise
Tyler Sullivan
ill do it if a few of you cunts also come, how much is it to migrate there? and can i grow weed for myself or will you all call me a degenerate?
Mason Davis
About Pitcairn: You can't move there unless you marry someone who already lives there. Every woman on the island has been raped. All the men are rapists. When this was revealed, all the women meet in a living room to discuss how they can "defend the men". Most of the women in the room were silent and uneasy.
Zachary Russell
We'd need to bring women too. I will help you grow. I grow here in Washington State. I also know how to grow mushrooms if thats your thing.
Camden Miller
Grow it nigga, and brew alcohol as well
Michael Adams
Sup Forums should settle Mars when it becomes technologically possible to do so. I don't give a fuck about your shitty islands.
Charles Price
But how exactly would Sup Forumslacks recognize each other (assuming we actually moved there)?
Wyatt Walker
The dutch have some crazy sovereignty arrangements with a couple of Caribbean islands still too
