Dog owners BTFO-ED!!

dog owners BTFO-ED!!

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Cats blue-pilled confirmed.

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I have cats and I'm not a faggot.

If anything cats taught me to not give a shit about what other people think

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>Implying masculinity is toxic
>Implying creatures that give no fucks, kill small animals for fun, and present the corpses as offerings are not masculine.

It's like they've never had cats before...

Cats are dope as fuck, anyone that hates them is just a psychopath, cars can sense hatred.

How the fuck are cats 'bluepilled?'

>stalk hunt and kill their prey after playing with it for up to hours.
>give zero fucks about your feels.
>independant don't depend on you to wait on them hand and foot like cucked dogs
>decenants of the world's top Alex land predator (lions)

That's a nice fucking kitty right there.

Pussy whipped.

Cucks:

>U.S.
>Sweden
>Germany
>Islamic nations

Based:

>Poland
>Australia
>Japan
>South Africa
>Latin America

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is this achievable natty?

Sure thing buddy. Those little Ed Geins are fucking psychopath killers. Bird, insects, small snakes, mouse and other shits. Don't make difference to them. They catch them, fucking torture them for fun, and then leave them to die, because they actually prefer Whiskas. And then they offer you rotting corpse as a gift.

IS THIS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TO GET ME TO GET A DOG

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I AM REALLY ITCHING FOR NOW

Granted house cats don't stand a chance against a big dog.... but take the biggest baddest doggo you can find and put it up against kitties cousin a full grown male African lion and see how long doggo lasts.

MY FUCKING PYRENEES WILL BREAK BOTH OF THOSE PUSSIES NECKS WITH ONE FUCKING BITE.

STUPID MANLETS GTFO

I feel like most of those dogs must be feral. Do dog eating countries really count?

lel

lol

>If anything cats taught me to not give a shit about what other people think

That's the most faggot quote I've read today

Actually, owning a dog is very much like owning a woman.

>constantly harasses you for attention
>need to regularly take out on jogs so they don't become fat
>constantly need to feed them or they start barking

Really made my neurons fire though.

this pretty much

dogs are so fucking hype holy shit they just radiate good vibes and a chill attitude towards life

>don't let their cats out
>pull out their nails
>feed them only nasty (((special catfoods)))

Are these people evil?

Cats as masculine as fuck. We don't need to go over the details of why. The men in these photos have tortured and mutilated their cats by declawing them. Cats and Caturday will always remain ours.

>I feel like most of those dogs must be feral. Do dog eating countries really count?


Ofc, just look at China

>toxic masculinity

yes, goys. be a pussy by buying a pussy!

>china
>more dogs

oh no...

that's the only pussy they can get...

Will I be mistaken for a nu-male next time I take my cat to the vet?

The one good thing about this numale uprising is I will be an Adonis by comparison. Just workout a bit and be alpha lol.

Summary
Hayley Gleeson (likely a transsexual man) praises the rise of a gayer, less agressive man. Much like feminism's greatest success, the faggot; the Cat-man is fine with being sexless and playing video games or blogging about his cats. He is not worried about what his "wife" is doing in their bedroom with her friend from the office. He's far too busy cooking a fine meal for the three (and soon baby will make four!) of them. Welcome to your new home, white man!

Politicizing pet ownership is dumb as fuck. I'm a left wing socialist and I hate cats, have always owned dogs, have an Akita, etc. This sort of virtue signalling is entirely meaningless.

When the fuck has it been a stereotype that cats are for girls?

Cats are pretty blue pill desu. Unless you teach them to piss and shit outdoors, you are forever a litter box slave.

That being said, I have three. A cats affection is fleeting, a dogs love is eternal and a little bit more rewarding imo.

Hey, fuck off. Both cats and dogs are cool.
...Although I'm more of a bird & reptile person.

beta numales rise up

oh wait

>males now can be crazy cat ladies too
animefags have literally been like that for a decade

>toxic masculinity

Seriously, what is this meme?

I'm a total misogynist and I have a cat. Checkmate, atheists

Toxic feminism makes a lot more sense.

Honest to god who would seriously read this article?

>When you've been taking care of cats for 13 years, but the mainstream media only makes it a meme to fit their narrative.

Cats ARE for girls. I've never met a man over 25 that wanted a cat. The ones that had one all said "I won't get another one after this one is gone" ... cats are the lazy faggot's pet. People that think dog's are too much work or too much responsibility even though the pay off is 10x that of an overgrown rodent. Real men get real pets.

>letting animals live in your house
>volunteering for such an obligation

>no fendipitous eggmen in this thread

I fucking hate cats.
I do care about most animals but fuck cats.
I would gladly kill one for fuck's sake. That's how much I hate these little fuckers. I gladly chase them from my garden, fuck these faggots. God damn it, I'm so mad right now.

Toxiplasma is a hell of a drug. Multiple cats pissing in your house is basically asking to get your brain chemistry rewired.

you know that old saying how 20% of the men have sex with 80% of the women?

well with the advent of these numales I'm happy to say it wont be long before chubby 5'8" manlets like myself are part of the 20% simply because I don't act like a faggot


any female that thinks masculinity is toxic isn't one I would want to even casually associate with anyway

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They mean numale indoor cats that get bloated and do nothing all day

Well, I enjoy fish. I've spent thousands on top line aquariums and fish breeds. What does that say about my masculinity?

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>not posting the snorlium-z.gif
you must be a leftovers fag

I have two cats and two dogs. Do I have to kill the cats now?

Yeah right. If I wanted a dependent, anxiety ridden, slobbering moron who requires all my attention, I'd rather just get married than get a dog.

cats can give you toxoplasmosis

Accidentially almost all girls i know prefer to get a dog, while men prefer cats.

>I have cats and im not a faggot
>they made me not care what others think
Yeah right I bet you reply to this post if youre still in here. Anyways OP is bait or a shill, Idk why else hed waste his time making this thread three times

What kind of car do you drive?

fuck me i love cats. having a dog is a lot like having a child it seems. and that is energy i'd rather spend on say, a child than an animal

I have two cats, love them to death. They cuddle with me and they're cute. I love dogs too, but it's too much work to train a dog while working and raising a two year old with another on the way.

If I didn't have a toddler I would get a dog too, but as it is I will have to wait until the kids are a bit older and are less of a handful.

It's funny because cat people brag about how their cats instantly knew how to use a litter box and didn't have to be trained like dogs.

But every cat house I go to smells like piss, with shit under the beds and little piles of vomit on bookshelves.

My dog hasn't shit in the house in 9 fucking years. C'mon.

Itt: catfags unironically defend their parasitic pests as "metal" and "killers"

Since now. There are so many genders now everything has to have one. Even pet ownership. Couldn't you just see them expounding on the evils of doggos? Saying things like only douchebags own pitbulls so if you have a pitbull then you're forever alone. Dogs don't fit into their idea of the future. Can't have nasty men walking around with a dangerous animal like that, what if he rapes someone?

I like both tbqh, but i do hate small dogs. especially pugs, inbred mongrels

doggos once more confirmed for superior. can catshits ever recover?

But what if the cat belongs to my gf? And i kinda learned to love the little shit?

How the fuck is masculinity toxic?

haha faggots

Theyre trying to push the genocide of doggos because it's the white mans best friend.

but cats are vicious killer.

But I have 2 cats and hate women. What went wrong???

It says nothing. Fish are good for nothing, save something fun to look at, like expensive living paintings. Do you half saltwater tanks or fresh?

Honestly having nothing but fish says to me you're a man who enjoys having a hobby, that's it. Fish are for hobbyists.

cats are red pilled, end of discussion
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pretty much this
why invest all that time and energy on a dog when you could just have a kid, it's a lot more rewarding

Cats are the worst pets.

>Aloof, unloving, don't want you around
>Disloyal, will move on to another owner and forget you in a heartbeat
>Exterminates local native wildlife for fun - one of the biggest and most unnecessary threats to endangered birds, insects and small mammals
>Absolutely fucking filthy and disgusting, only appear "clean" because they wipe themselves with their parasite-ridden saliva and bury their shit in your garden

The world would be better off without domesticated cats. They are worthless pets.

Doggos are true friends, they are loyal, they care about you. They are cleaner than cats because you bathe and groom them, and you pick up their shit instead of letting it rot while buried in your vegetable patch.

>cats are not masculine

>pic related: an angry Russian who decrypted Mayan language

Or you can learn how to probably train and interact with a dog so they won't be that way? Oooooh, no, wait - that would be work. I'll just get a cat instead. So {{rewarding}} omg!!

To be honest I don't want to waste time walking dogs or dealing with its cravings for attention, dogs also stink, cats atleast leave me alone

There's nothing wrong with cats, but what kind of fucking simple shitlord fucks strive to imitate the behaviors of their pets?

>stalk hunt and kill their prey after playing with it for up to hours.
No honor
>give zero fucks about your feels.
No loyalty
>independent don't depend on you to wait on them hand and foot like cucked dogs
Not family oriented, won't teach a kid responsibility
>descendants of the world's top Alex land predator (lions)
You wouldnt think an apex predator would get btfo to the point of endangerment by monkeys with sharp sticks going ooga booga. If anything cats are superior to lions based on their chance of surviving a global catastrophe.

Why would a man put pride into being immasculine?

lions are tame shits in comparison to tigers or leopards

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>fat city cats spoiled by nu-males
How to ruin a cat.

That shows the opposite.

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>cat owners proven to be homosexuals and cucks

how does this btfo dog owners?

This bait is for girls

Considering only 20% of American and 9% of UK women identify as feminist, you've got a point. Saw a few polls showing women are becoming less and less happy since the 50s, modern feminism can't have anything to do with that

The proper response is to spread nazi with cats pics.

Everything is okay. Girls prefer dogs cause either they (dogs) are big and muscle, so they resemble masculine man for that girls, either they (dogs) are small and loud, which enables girls to think they can control that resemblance (ni their eyes) of man.

While men prefer cats.

If you live alone with cats that's an easy marker that you will have a bad time on The Day Of The Rope™

>abc.net.au

fake news

Also Lovecraft: He wrote spoopy stories and hated niggers.

>Girls prefer dogs cause either they (dogs) are big and muscle
and have a big dick to let them fuck them.

has technology gone too far?

Since when has owning cats ever been just for women? These people just make dumb shit up.

Oh yeah those gifts aren't gifts. Shes feeding her defenseless baby...