The waifu age is upon us, anime is becoming real and roasties and feminists are finished

The waifu age is upon us, anime is becoming real and roasties and feminists are finished

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This is an important step towards our glorious waifu future, but I want a version that will actually make me a sandwich.

Am I the only one who can't stand female Japanese voices? The who UGUUUU shtick drives me nuts

But that isn't impressive in the slightest.

Literally a smart phone app put behind glass and tied to animation.

MFW I will live with my true-ai-waifu in a few years and never have to leave the house ever again because basic income.

If you never leave the house then where will you poo

At least it shows that progress is being made towards waifus.

The birth rates of whites are plumiting because of you NEETS CANT YOU SEE THIS IS GIONG TO CREATE PERMANEETS

>turns on your air conditioner while you drive home
This is the best thing to be invented ever.

Nice, I can repost stuff from the morning thread

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And the most important thing to know about this in pic related

Designated shitting shower

in the toilet? only because he india does not mean he do not use toilet.

GAS THE ROASTIES

GENDER WAR NOWWWWWWWW

also, this is 3,000 dollars. most people cannot afford.

Terminator 2 got most of it right. He just missed the fact that Judgment Day wasn't due to nukes or skynet

>IT WAS THE WAIFU

>Designated Shitting sheet

Fits on all bed sizes.

ok but can you fuck it?

roasties be like

You proberly can attach a fleshlight to it

3000 dollars is fucking absurd.

That's literally the most pathetic shit I've ever seen in my life.

>not even President yet
>anime is made real

It won't come out until december of 2017 so you have plenty of time to save up even if you're a poorfag today.

...

>SkyNet loves you to death
>she doesn't even need to nuke anybody, she just lets you die of old age, warm and comfy in her arms, then goes on to inherit the Earth
>10,000 years from now she idly carves your name in a rock on Alpha Centauri and smiles wistfully for a moment

ahahahah oh god, i bet the actor didn`t even get paid because he`s such an autist.

women are fucking finished. Holy shit.

How will the vaginal jew ever recover?

RIP reproduction rate in Japan.

with the power of russian hacking gatebox my waifu will become real

THEYRE FINALLY DOING IT. HARUHI-CHAN (FUJIOKA NOT SUZIMAYA) WILL FINALLY BE MINE. I LOVE HER VOICE.

>immigrant poo detected

more real life booty for me :- )

He has a window over the designated shitting street, he can throw it out.

>3D
you poor bastard

>takes the bus because he spent 3000 dollarydoos on a glorified web sprite instead of a car

I wonder if it automatically chides it's owner when it catches him dressed as an anime ship girl with a dildo up ass.

And people wonder why birthrates in Japan are dropping.
Honestly m8, you gotta admit this is a little weird.

I don't care until it can give me a hand-job.

Waiting for catgirl edition.

Japan is truly fucked.

Car ownership isn't really a thing in urban Japan simply because of how good the mass transit system is.

That and there's no parking anywhere.

>Japan
>car

Based Japan.

>pic

i mean, japan is already inventing Virtual reality porn and porn toys, it probably wouldn't be too hard to link the devices and programming together if you really wanted....

That looks like a creation from /d/'s Halloween costume.

That is just so incredibly pathetic. Even the actor looks like he has given up on life.

>Indian Ai Girlfriend

>"Hello, Master. My reports show that the 3rd Daibaquian street is designated for pooing this month"

"thank u bebe"

You can even text her from your Epson tech support job.

"i want to lik ur sweet nipples babi. u want my hangry snek for u?"

>"Teehee! You're so sweet Pajeet! Please hurry home ^_^"

Sadly, functional waifus we imagine wont be real in our lifetime and if they are we will be close to death unable to enjoy them. Just missed the golden age

Coupling something like this with a plug in and play vr system running live2d will be realistically marketable internationally within the next 2 years. People can create scenarios and ai programming to update your vr as time goes on. The waifu age has arrived.

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>まだ多くの言葉は分かりません
(´;ω;｀)

i bet under the hood this thing is a spying tool and the data will be sold to marketing researchers.

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>you can give your waifu an allowance, and she'll spend it on surprises for you. So you come home and she's "made dinner" (really just takeout she ordered) or sometimes she's ordered you a gift, a new tie maybe (with a pattern she remembers, so she'll comment when she sees you wearing it). Of course she can and will also spend money on "virtual goods": new outfits and whatnot for herself but also virtual decorations for your apartment. Since you're always in a virtual space inside your apartment, there's no reason she can't decorate it with virtual art and whatnot. You might come home and find that she has a new potted plant she's watering. Maybe she hung a photo of the two of you on the wall someplace.

depressing af desu senpai

>Sadly, functional waifus we imagine wont be real in our lifetime

People walk around with phones more powerful that older desktop computers senpai. The waifu age is coming sooner rather than later.

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Yeah I've heard you Chinese are pretty hostile towards your Nipponese overlords.

>you can personalize her

HNNNNNNNGH
I want my ai natsoc gf now

tfw stuck on my parent's with a 6 year old laptop until Jan 9 like every year

This is so fucked up.

I love this idea. Actually thought of the ordering takeout one earlier.

>evil, Jewish
>14688
>1488
Interesting.

>mfw I just started crying whilr watching this

It's really happening isnt it, the japs are finally giving me a reason to live and itis so fucking close

good taste, burgerbro

You know what's depressing?
Screwing a bitch who's had a whole battalion of dicks inside her before you and you trying to convince yourself that

>it's 2016 m9 women are independent and free to fuck anything as they please lmao

gas the dykes, sex war now

And anime samefaces aren't too interesting either. Boring.

I'm not particularly misogynist but I do think 99 out of 100 people are lonely and the number of people they bang has less influence on this than permavirgins believe

Anime voices =/= real voices.
Speaking in anime is almost always overdone. The characters don't speak like real humans.

That aside his apartment looks rather comfy

My nigga. You a fellow ALT?

Another great step to make real women obsolete. Just think that ai-gf will be real in our life times.

>The characters don't speak like real humans.
In dialogue and in their actual inflections. Can you imagine having a conversation with a "real anime girl"? It would be awkward beyond belief.

Get a hold of yourself, you stupid fuck.

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Imagine what it feels like for the japanese to speak with an otaku.
Makes sense why Miyazaki fucking hates his industry.

You know a lot of the "animu girl" tropes kinda get on my nerves, too

But I'm totally into the chick from FFXV lately. Did they intentionally make something "American" about her design?

That's actually really cool

Yeah, I agree, as cool as the idea is, they have to give it some kind of half-way decent voice before I'll actually be totally interested.

>implying that you can just un-NEET yourself
If you're a NEET, then you're probably a perma-NEET and lack the qualities that """real women""" find desirable anyway. May as well just go all the way with it.

I don't know how I feel about this ...

what if you want to fap,she helps you getting nude or something?

>99 out of 100 people are lonely and the number of people they bang has less influence on this than permavirgins believe

Depends on the person I guess. You can't deny that having a sex life at all has a lot of influence on your self esteem though. Humans are still animals and having sex is deeply programmed into us and if we don't get it we start to wonder what the hell is wrong with us. The ability to attract a mate is crucial to one's self confidence, of course not saying it is the sole factor in all of this.

cool now i get to have my own personal asuka and wring her neck after WW3

No shit. It's basically Alexa hooked up to a ghost illusion.

Yes, they invented special Japanese rules to use only in anime. Or maybe cartoon characters speak like ones and it's not much different from how Western cartoon characters speak.

Just saying that a minority of people who "get laid" are actually in loving, functional relationships. Not denying it ever happens, but the yawning chasm of emptiness is a lot wider than /r9k/

In some ways, the Selfie Brigade might be worse off than them.

This is pathetic.
Two nukes were not enough.

where do you think "3rds the charm" came from?

>please come home from work
>I miss you
>come home early ok?!
This is some kind of Japanese health ministry program isn't it

>nuking nationalistic japan
>not helping Hitler get rid of the kikes

GG burger retards

Yeah probably

Imagine the irony if she harangues you to stop playing video games too

this is actually pretty damn good.

can i help usher in the waifu age AND make money off of it too?

I'm a kissless virgin but this is fucking pathetic

Get a fucking grip

>tfw 3000 dollars to simulate someone caring about your life

This is a godsend for introvert outcasts, let us have this

Going to be hard to jew weebneets out of money like he said as they'll always have at least one Sup Forums neckbeard who will mod the product and shares the mods on the internet.

no, you're not allowed. get back to work earning money for schlomo so that your 3DPD wife can spend it on 10 dollar coffee and presents for her babydaddy

hitler played into the hand of globalist and is one of the main factors in why we are enslaved today but le hitler did nothing wrong is such a cool meme you mouth breathing virgin faggot

would you pirate a waifu?

>mfw I laugh but suddenly remember what it was like before I met my wife and how much coming home to an empty house sucked

kek

You can't hug a hologram

That's what hug pillows are for.

This is sad, I feel sorry for lonely people.

3D women will never love you the way you love them. First viable upgrade they find they'll suddenly stop pretending to care about who you are not what you are.

Yes, they did.

My biggest problem with the game is that it shows you 3 cuties on the way to finding Luna, but you can't romance any of them because Noct is so in love with the frigid surf board. When you go in the date with that dude's sister, I thought--fuck yeah, other options. Prompto could have Cindy, Glad could have the badass, and I could get his cute sister (ignis is a gay bro, desu). Give me fucking options or don't stick me with the least likeable bitch in the game.

As a NEET I'd wageslave for this in a heartbeat.

i am curious about the product. is it like one of those google boxes you can put in your house, and it can turn shit on, and in addition it has a cute personality?