Tuvalu General. Invasion plans

As some of you may have heard, Sup Forums has declared war on Tuvalu in order to establish our new nation Kekopolis.
Our declaration of war : i67.tinypic.com/b7zazn.png

The temporary flag of "National Socialist Republic of Kekopolis-Tuvalu" Is the pic.

Now, We need to discuss our invasion plans :
The infiltration such as how many military and police personnel they currently have, where the power plants are located, where the government buildings are And where to land on the island with the weaponry, and what to kill first.

We need to play this strategically.
Shadilay

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=soVP8KuXBiQ
tuvaluislands.com/gov_addresses.htm
tuvaluislands.com/gov_members.htm
websites.sportstg.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-1161-0-0-0&sID=192226#
youtube.com/watch?v=CWtO2QvSAiw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First we need to airdrop our best memes to destroy their morale.

Do any of you LARPers have any skills that will help us once we take over. Shit posting and worshipping Hitler is cool, but it doesn't get you far in nature..


>t. Horticulturist, brewer, distiller and proficient fisherman

Don't worry, I've played lots of survival horror games. I'm basically militarily trained, buck-o

>People actually think that abandoning your countries to take an island with no valuable resources in a time of upcoming turmoil is a great idea

This is the dumbest larp I've seen in a while. Can we go back to invading Pedo-island?

this is a fun thread

>video games

This is the kind of shit I am talking about.....

These fucking savages are literally trying to flee the island..and you fucking LARPers would somehow cuck it up..make it into the Weimar Republic 2.0.

I am speaking to you from Sup Forumss front room
This morning the ambassador of Sup Forums Pepe Pepesworth handed the Tuvalu government a final note, stating that unless we heard from them by 11o'clock a state of war would exist between us
I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently Sup Forums is at war with Tuvalu.

So who is our Hitler figure? don't we need a strong leader?

It would be a theocracy of kek where choices are made by gets

The best part is "declaration" is spelled wrong in the "Deceleration of war".

I had a chuckle.


On a serious note, surely there is an invasive species of frog we can introduce to totally wreck their ecosystem and claim they didnt heed keks warning?

>on a serious note
Had a little chuckle there my friend

For legal purposes

>Sup Forums has declared war on Tuvalu

why? what could we possibly gain from taking over a rapidly sinking island in the middle of nowhere?

this is a CIA honey dick cuckold operation to get skilled and resourceful dumb shits arrested. Hillary's goons will do ANYTHING to take away the joy of victory from Americans over the next 8 years.

Conspiring to wage war will land you in jail for the entirety of Trump's presidency. You've been warned.

I've done a lot of landscaping and gardening in my time. I could probably be a farmer. I also know how to turn cotton into clothing.

>5d chess

A nice jar of honey and some tomahawk missles

yfw when arresting 3 or 4 poltards is a liberal victory now

youtube.com/watch?v=soVP8KuXBiQ

XOF will pay for their deception.

See
And see pic related.

Also, reasons to hate Tuvalu

>Average IQ of 65
>Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters)
>Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name
>Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean.
>Little to no infrastructure
>Stirs the shit with major world powers including US, China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea).
>Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.


Lastly, Climate Change and the 'Rise in Sea Levels' are lies invented by the TIDF.

Have some military documents to share.

Here's a better flag

Here is the best flag

wait
is Tuvalu our version of Outer Heaven?

Alternative flag

So when do we set up our FOB?

I am a lawyer. With private and government experience. Goy. Sign me up.

The only get in this thread happens to name our leader
Is that skoopy?

"The Kek Republic" is a much better name, you guys are all fags

No our leader will be Chris Chan
just for the shits and giggles

Could you draft together a better declaration of war with proper spelling and grammar and let them know that this is official.

I have a feeling those polyniggers would just beat the shit out of all the skinnyfat Sup Forums fags though

*first

>republic
>not the People's Holy Kekite Empire of Tuvalu

>5 point star
Get outta here, jew commie.

I can write poetry, play the harp, sing and dance.

What happened to Kekland?

>Currency
>The Rare Pepe/Pepes/ 1.00/RP
>Peg it to the Israeli New Shekel

as for the flag [pic related]

irrelevant blueish faggotry is irrelevant

this is nucleus of world-wide national-socialism so the flag is adequate

>Invading sinking island chain

Wew lads

RIGHTFUL
AMERICAN
CLAY

People like you are the cancer killing Sup Forums

We are going to take over Tulavu. The primary island itself has under 30 guns on it, and the cops aren't armed.

We need a /k/atamaran filled with Sup Forumsacks that are /fit/ and /lit/. I've got the names and information in links below. Our operations from those who will not be apart of the direct assault, need to be getting ahold of the following.

Tuvalu port authority.
Airports.
Maritime security.
Police department.
Fire department, EMS, and other municipal departments.
Restaurants.
Hotels.

Neet soldiers need to be demanding high volume pizza deliveries, crisis emergencies, accident reports, prank calls, and general bantz.

Our Australian regiments and battalions need to start hardcore shitposting memes.

We need a GOFUNDME or a kickstart going on to rack in donations for our /k/atamaran as well as travel expenses for 100 Sup Forumsacks to commit a hostile take over of the island.

Someone call the president Iakoba Italei and demand the surrender of the islands. Record the call too.

Government addresses and phone numbers

tuvaluislands.com/gov_addresses.htm

Members of parliament

tuvaluislands.com/gov_members.htm

Get a dox going on these guys, the more information we have the better. Find out if any of them have Ashley Madison accounts or have a connection to Pizza gate

websites.sportstg.com/assoc_page.cgi?c=1-1161-0-0-0&sID=192226#

This here is the Tuvalu Athletics associations. If Sup Forums is going to have resistance in its take over of the islands, these big guys are the ones.

I have The Nutshack theme memorized.

This is the best flag thus far.

I'm real good at jerkin off

Sorry boys but we ancap

Ayyy lmao, I have a paralegal certification, count me in for the glorious bureaucracy.

This person is over the age of 12

This person is not

Know the difference.

can you jack me off in the katamaran

THIS should be the flag

its Keks will

Wouldn't it be easier to just move there and outbreed the native population? It's barely 11,810.

Ben "nigger killer" Garrison

>Sup Forumsacks
>breeding
wEw lAd.

How will we convince white women to move there?

I fear we are all men. And raping their women will lead to mix race babies which would destroy our whole system

>White women
>on Tuvalu

Something something Pitcairn Islands.

Reply to this post with your pick for Tuvalu's new leader and I'll put it in a strawpoll.

We might as well vote for it.

Cant we just mail order a bunch of russian girls?
It would be cheaper then a full blown invasion tbhfam

I don't have much other than an above average intelligence, willingness to learn and full loyalty.

D-do you have room for me?

I can rig up the networks, gotta have our 215kb/s internet

What if the state catches you browsing Sup Forums?

Kek wills it.I'll do it

Careful Sup Forums MSN might do a special report on your plans.
Chek em

Fuck off commie

me t b h.

Actually very nice flag.

this guy is gonna get the v&

make it happen (scaled properly)

Hey everyone, Tuvalu is pretty fucking lame, why don't we invade Palau instead? They have a pretty badass capital building.

>Implying that's not the purpose of niggers like this

Im a school administrator, I can educate the children to carry on our legacy

You'll need a pilot.

I've got civilian and military experience, fixed and rotary wing. We will need to seize an aircraft to support the occupation until we can become self sufficient. A C130 would be ideal.

Richard Spencer

I was a blackhawk crew chief in the 4-6 cav for 6yrs. I have lots of skills for this kind of warfare.

Becasue Just Cause 2 did it first

We must be prepared, as is Kek's will.

where would you land a c130 on that island tho?
just get a black hawk or something

How white are you?

I pick myself, under my New name "Cassie Koster the Jew Killer"

why choose me? I am a powerful public speaker. I believe in Eugenics and mantaining order. I will erect a Kek statue in the middle of the island, and I will increase island real estate, thus making us a rich country

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=CWtO2QvSAiw
If we win this, I'm going to laugh my ass off. This site went from an anime imageboard to taking over small countries in 13 years. What a time to be alive.

I can poop for a whole day straight

I can crew and work in maintenance.

>pic relate

You can't simply steal another countries flag. Even if you're trying to emulate it. It has to represent what your actual country stands for.

NEVER FORGET

>ancap
>commie

excuse me

Good luck invading Fijian Sovereign Territory you stupid Nazi Pedophiles wouldn't even make it out of your basements, they have Helicopters and the Latest Patrol Boats as well as a huge reserve and active military personnel who would beat the shit out of you if you tried anything there. Seriously kill yourselves this idea will worse than most your attempts at life.

This is some Bob Denard level shit.

Preamble for authorization of war

>Authorization for Use of Military Memetic Force (Enrolled Bill)

--S.J.Res.777--
S.J.Res.777
Sup Forums
of
Sup Forums.org
AT THE FIRST SESSION
Begun and held in the Thread 102913098,
the fourteenth day of January, two thousand and sixteen
Joint Resolution
To authorize the use of Sup Forumss Military Memetic Forces against those responsible for the recent attacks launched against white people.
Whereas, from 1945 till today acts of treacherous violence were committed against white people, Sup Forums and it's posters and lurkers; and
Whereas, such acts render it both necessary and appropriate that Sup Forums exercise its rights to self-defense and to protect white people, Sup Forumss posters and lurkers both at home and abroad; and
Whereas, in light of the threat to the white race security and the foreign policy of Sup Forums posed by these grave acts of violence; and
Whereas, such acts continue to pose an unusual and extraordinary threat to the white people and the foreign policy of Sup Forums; and
Whereas, the hive mind has authority under the Natural Law of Memetics to take action to deter and prevent acts of international terrorism against white people and Sup Forums: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved by thread 102913098 of the Sup Forums assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This joint resolution may be cited as the `Authorization for Use of Military Memetic Force'.
SEC. 2. AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF Sup Forumss MILITARY MEMETIC FORCES.
(a) IN GENERAL- That the hive mind is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred from 1945 till today, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against white people and Sup Forums by such nations, organizations or persons.
(b) War Powers Resolution Requirements-
(1) SPECIFIC STATUTORY AUTHORIZATION- Consistent with section 8(a)(1) of the Memtic War Powers Resolution, the hive mind declares that this section is intended to constitute specific statutory authorization within the meaning of section 5(b) of the Memetic War Powers Resolution.
(2) APPLICABILITY OF OTHER REQUIREMENTS- Nothing in this resolution supercedes any requirement of the Memetic War Powers Resolution.

The Hive Mind

Norweigan Fisherman and hunter, educated chef.

Where do i sign up, goy?

The currency is (You)s

A. Wyatt Mann

You make an airstrip. Not too difficult to do and a Herc can land on some rough airfields.

A blackhawk is limited by range. Its like 700 miles to the nearest island with any form of services.

I can look closely at their map organize a small battlion of my friends from Syria and invade them. I'm being serious

>within the british commonwealth

Its basically the same. Just less hammer and sickle

imagine if this would actually happen it would be both hilarious and horrifying

The commonwealth is actually a useless organisation.

You can't just pull this shit without any major goverment having your back. As soon as you take over the island you'll have 10 navy carriers and a drone army up your ass. Even north korea had to fight a bloody war to have its sovereignty.
My suggestion is Russia or China due to their expansionist attidudes. Just promise them a military base. And any threat against your island will have the weight of what ever nation you choose.
But obviously what I said is just a prank bro, just a work of fanfiction.