POLL: Should Alberta separate from the rest of Canada?

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Absolutely. I want nothing to do with Ontario and Québec... especially Toronto.

have you been to those places?

I assume this mean you would support Quebec separating from Canada?

Said the kid who has never been to either.

Twice to Gatineau, Laval and Hamilton. Once to both Toronto and Montreal. Scarborough is New Arabia.

>support Alberta for 150 years
>oil prices go up, they get rich, but literally blow all their money on pickup trucks instead of starting a fund like Norway does
>oil prices go down a few years later, the rest of the country supports Alberta again

Let the Bloc have their way.

Alberta is portuguese rightful clay

Yes from Ontario. Sick of supporting these dumb hicks during the frequent oil crashes. Learn to develop secondary industry faggots.

Albertans are the dindus of Canada

Where's that town on the top of your pic, looks /comfy/

I guess your Feminist Dance Theory degree didn't include Econ 101

Does nobody live in the top 3 States? What's up there besides snow and cold?

>be eastern Canada
>have one hydro Dam

It's called Banff also look up Jasper

If you separate, what happens to all your vacation homes in BC? we gunna create a special tax just for you

They have a combined population that's lower than PEI's population. It's basically empty and incapable of supporting large-scale settlement

states... stay cool merrica

Nothing

Jasper is overrated in my opinion might as well go to Rocky mountain house for better slopes
The only people who live there are miners and Eskimos.
It's extremely cold but rich with resources.

plz take us with u

t. Sask boy

>Banff
Looks like the Alps

>Population total of three provinces
>107,265
Interesting, we've got more people in Alaska than you have in three Providences.

Provinces.... getting closer my friend

TERRITORY

I think we've got some of those too, we never hear about you guys down here, but I'm genuinely interested in what goes on up there. Canada (excluding Quebec) is our Anglosphere brother, and I think we've got a cultural bond that Chinks and Mexicans can't replicate.

>Based Klein cuts all the stupid spending, balances the provincial budget, and makes the province debt free with no provincial sales tax
>Liberals weep massive tears as he cuts health care and education to do it
>All while still under the burden of equalization payments, so we're not even keeping the fucking money
>Creates the Heritage Fund, specifically to dip into when oil prices go down so we don't have to enter into debt again
>Klein leaves politics
>lol spend whatever, we rich!
>lol whats the problem with debt? Heritage Fund is only for collecting interest on

And the NDP are in power now and its only going to get worse. We tried doing what Norway does, we really did.

French people don't live only in Quebec

didnt norway put $600billion into their 'heritage' fund while Alberta put in like $3b?

seriously what was alberta thinking? the province was like a hillbilly version of saudi arabia in the mid 2000s

>the rest of the country supports Alberta again
We still have to make our committed equalization payments to the Frogs, even though we're in a deficit. They're only adjusted every 5 years. So you don't support us. We have to borrow just so that money can go to fucking Quebec

Ontario brah.

The GTA is a cancerous blackhole of liberalism.

Central and Southwestern Ontario is full of glorious Christian conservatism.

Northern Ontario is full of stupid natives and socialist methheads who vote NDP and wonder why they're so poor with no jobs.

I know you can't take us with you Alberta + Saskatchewan. Just please remember us as we truly were.

Damn, I'm glad the frenchies in Louisiana ended up being mulattoes and didn't make a big fuss about frog speak.

Its worth 18.6 billion right now. finance.alberta.ca/business/ahstf/faqs.html

Doesn't really matter. It was designed as a float, to shore up shortfalls. Not as a complete replacement for revenues.

We don't exactly get to keep all the revenue, since the Feds take a good chunk right off the top, then we get our part of the royalties (which are a fucking joke, they need to be way higher) but most of that money is earmarked for shit right away, like the already mentioned equalization payments.

norway's is actually $1trillion now. i looked up the numbers too.
it's true alberta could not have socked away a trillion b/c they only have bitumen, but still, they really shit the bed.

BC - Stoners, Chinks, Mountain Men Separatists (Colorado North)
Alberta - Cowboys, Oil, Christians (Texas North)
Saskatchewan - Wheat, Jesus, Old People (Midwest North)
Manitoba - Forests, Lakes, Cold (Wisconsin North)
Ontario - Taxes, Faggots, Liberals, Northern Conservatives drowned out (Substitute Mexicans for Indians)
Quebec - French, Hardcore Catholics, Socialists (Nothing really like it)
Atlantic Provinces - Fishing, Rain, Poverty (Maine North)
Territories - Natives, Ice, More Poverty (Alaska without guns)

Norway also has a 60% tax rate and a 22% sales tax. Alberta has no sales tax and 10% flat income tax. Alberta could just introduce the 22% sales tax and put more money away than the Norwegians.

Albertans know that a heritage fund will be raped by immigrants and we'll never get to see the money.

If the liberals and neocons had their way we wouldn't even have that. I'd heard a few times that there were attempts to basically ransack the fund for some program or another.
Hell there are idiots here would actually support a PST, instead of just holding the spending in check. Bunch of fucking retards.

NDP isn't helping either. They've got the oil companies running around like skittish horses. Wondering if they're going to be slapped by both a provincial and federal carbon tax. Saskatchewan is actually seeing a bunch of investment right now because their provincial government isn't a bunch of fucking communists.

There's a reason virtually no subnational jurisdiction has a 'sovereign' wealth fund. Many reasons actually.

settle down, the oil companies raided Alberta like it was a fucking african colony, sorry but that's what happened to you. if you were fiscally responsible you would have held onto some of the billions of profits, this isn't about tiny taxes, it is about oil prices and ownership

oh future immigrants will still a billion dollar fund that helps stabilize the debt and economy, better just not bother

French Canadians make a fuss about frog speak purely out of spite for the Eternal Anglo. You filthy rebels already had the Revolution, so your frogs are content.

Alberta has billions in its fund already. We're talking much larger, and yeah if we paid even half of Norway level taxes and put the money away it will be raided by immigrants. Just look at the population of Alberta if taxpayers put away billions in the 80's already in 2016 more than half of the people benefiting are immigrants. This ratio will only increase.

btw Quebec is easily the closest thing to white pride and white nationalism in north america.
they've floated the toughest anti-muslim laws, and toughest white language only laws. they'd make the kkk proud

Quebec built a fake culture around a bastardized language and a potato dish. They would rather import french niggers or arabs than a 10/10 swede or german because >muh language. You'll never meet a more insecure group of people.

Every single open borders marxist we've ever had came from Quebec. They're the highest taxed juristiction in North America and have the lowest standard of living in the country. They're the only country where marxists actually get votes, and only Quebec could have produced the Trudeau family.

if you had a better tax system less money would have went to newfies buying snowmobiles strippers and mcmansions, not the 'immigrants'

only province*

They also supply us with nearly all of our jihadis and corruption.

You have a third world tier healthcare system and can't even balance a budget 9/10 years with $11b in welfare and 1/3 federal jobs. Highest taxes in NA and lowest standard of living in Canada, etc.

As long as you keep the asians out of the US

yeah the USSR and Cuba and NK were/are extremely Open Borders. It' the neo-liberals and conservatives that like open borders and foreign ownership...remember harpers TFW programs? jesus christ you have things literally backwards

Every single open borders marxist came from Quebec. Yeah before you say it even Mulroney was born and raised in Quebec.

what do you even think a marxist is? you know it is about worker ownership over the means of production right?

All of these countries let whoever wanted to come in, in. They didn't let people out. Quebec open borders marxists like the Trudeau, Cretien, Mulroney, etc. families haven't got us to that stage yet.

do you think NAFTA is some communist scheme or something? what are yout alking about?

Our frogs literally lived the past 300 Years in the swamps away from civilization.

They have evolved and are some humanoid creatures that survive on Crawfish and Alligators.

Your frogs are all technically human and live in urban environments.

Alberta has no culture.

Their "culture" literally came from an American. The Calgary stampede was founded by an American.

It's like a really cold and ugly America if you ignore the 90% tax, high suicide rates, and negative weather it's kinda like a really shitty America.

>90% tax
the only part you're wrong about

>90%

We have 0% sales tax here you faggot

It's not incapable.. But you have to stop and ask yourself why you would want too in the first place.

enjoy your Chinese taxes lol

You get city, provincial, and federal tax to just buy a beer.

Everything is expensive. Your dollar has reached South American levels. On top of that it's getting worse since Trump won't agree to the globalist trade deals.

Literally the gas I buy in the US comes from Alberta, yet I can buy gas cheaper 1000 miles away from Alberta than if I buy it at the source in Calgary.

Should have years ago, prior to the crash.
Now, maybe not. We aren't the powerhouse we used to be, plus equalization payments ensured we wouldn't dominant for a long while.

Trump approving Keystone XL will help Alberta more than anything "our" PM has ever or ever will do for us.

Implying your glorified shit-hole ever provided assistance to Alberta
Good luck with the largest non-sovereign debt in the world. How many more years do you get to spend worshipping Wynne?

I could get down with some Brad Wall leadership.

At least he'll tell you exactly what he's thinking.

Yes.

Fuck Alberta.

Justin has already freely declared that Canada has no core identity, so what reason is there for any of us to stay together?

I voted "yes" because I'm basically an-cap and I think that secession and anti-globalization is always a good thing.

Stampede was proposed by an an American showman.
Four rich ass Albertan Ranchers founded that bitch.
Your shitty public education is showing again.

Yes, the other provinces can choke on Trudeau's cock.

Cuck.