We Barbie now

This makes no sense to me.

Is she going to radically transform her body into pretty?

And is a man a sexist for fat-chick-ist for not going to the movie?

What about chicks who don't want to attend it?

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Careful, shitlord.

Admit that Amy is pretty and funny or you're going on the DHS Hate Speech watchlist.

her playing Barbie is actually a pretty funny setup

>tfw Trump made comedy great again

Trump don't play dat!

His DHS watchlist will be for people who don't want to MAGA!

The premise of the show is that she was a Barbie that got kicked out of the Barbie universe for not being pretty enough, so she got sent to Earth

She's a big guy

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she goes to the same gym as Chloe it seems

Women are funny get over it

Is that natty ?

yeah but not in a good way

Chloe would tear that hambeast in half tbf senpai

Fuck off Cartman

lost at natty

You too can attain such a physique.

It involves stacking pastry.

What the fuck are you talking about?

shut up sweden

For everyone.

amy schumer, the monster in ops picture is playing barbie in the new barbie movie

>Toothpaste flag

>sweden flag

Holy shit I though this was chloe fridgeposting but then I read the OP and realized that creature actually exists.

Christ I hope you're kidding. Is television truly dead?

>A FUCKING TOOTHPASTE

wait this isn't fridgeposting? that caveman exists?

White straight men arent Barbie's target audience, so hopefully we wont get blamed when it bombs.

Movie is better - at least it'll be gone like a fart in the wind a few weeks after it flops.

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She looks like she could be starting linebacker for the Chicago Bears

She looks like a gorilla.

American barbie can beat the shit out of russian barbie, look these arms made for ripping and tearing.

Yes they are.

>doesnt even have big tits
No wonder she had to rape a guy to get laid.

>amy schumer
Is that really her? Fucking hell

pic almost made me gluten free

>"the Barbie film centers on Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness. "

rollingstone.com/movies/news/amy-schumer-to-star-in-live-action-barbie-film-w453657

Bushpig Barbie

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

>these pics

Jesus Christ, the Jews burn my eyes

God.

Seeing that movie would be more like CAMBODIAN RE-EDUCATION CAMP than watching some escapist fun.

Feminists ruin everything.

Including Barbie. But maybe that is their point.

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That makes 2 of us.

Shut up, Kyle.

>FAT ACCEPTANCE: THE MOVIE
FAT ACCEPTANCE: THE MOVIE

Not only would they be white but they would inherit her mental disorder.

Argentinian Barbie is black?

This will flop hard.

> This will not appeal to most adults
> Most parents won't go because they don't want fat daughters, despite what the media says
> Young boys are not going to go to this movie because most aren't fags
> Fathers will not take their daughters to this because they will hate it
> And most mothers won't take their daughters to this because they don't want their girls to google Amy Schumer and see or emulate the vulgar shit on Youtube that will inevitably crop up at the top of the search results.

It's like making Jim Norton or some other dirty comic into a kid's movie icon. It makes no sense.

REMEMBER: ONLY YOUR PHYSICAL FEATURES MAKE YOU WHO YOU ARE. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS. BE A SHEEP. IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A SHEEP.

>Amy Schumer doesn't exist in a perfect world
Well this is correct. Probably have technology to develop interdimensional travel because they don't have to waste money keeping morbidly obese people alive.

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4 U

I swear I thought you wrote arm flab for flapping and farting.

THICC

That forehead.

>tfw too intelligent to have white children

Pic needs a disgusted pablo shop

Could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this, thanks user.

We will, because we were supposed to support her.

you greatly underestimate the stupidity of American people. GREATLY

>>>/highschool/

>what is ghostbusters

Fucking gross

Good lord she is hideous.

Why is this fatass eating if she's trying to exercise?

>Ctrl + f
>Type "carbie"
>zero results

You can do better than this, pol

Nah, it'll just be another SJW movie flop.

I still don't get how she can have such an ugly body. Disgusting. How does that even happen

That russian one is disturbing

Underrated

She's too hideous to play Barbie.

Exercise makes her hungry. Check your caloric deficit privilege, you able bodied shitlord.

6 gorillion hours in mspaint.

Wow!

Can't even see her sloppy cunt behind all that thigh fat

Laughed hard.

>tfw I would fuck Lena Dunham but not Schumer
I can't be the only one, she is so disgusting but I would love to hate fuck her, she seems like she would appreciate it.

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We be Bar Bees and sheeeat!

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>mochery

That is some creative shit, right there.

She looks like a man who transitioned to a woman and identifies as a transwoman lesbian

>tfw i will never smash

>cherish her uniqueness
Fat, unpleasant libcunts with unwarranted self-importance are about as far from unique as it gets, paying a dime a dozen would be a ripoff.

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I would love to bury my face in those fat thighs.

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i still dont fucking get it.

barbie is supposed to be a sex symbol.

women want to be her and men want to be in her.

but with THIS troglodyte, yeah, i dont fucking get it. is there an m night shamalamadingdong plot twist that she is going to be filling in the role of one of barbies fat friends who is just invited along as nothing more than pity?

i just cant wrap the old noggin around this one.

like i get it, CGI works miracles, but the amount of cgi needed it would make more sense to make a barbie anime.

Maybe in Hillary's America

What exactly is she doing in that photo, by the way?

You were lucky enough to not see Trainwreck, where she "danced" with a troupe of actual cheerleaders to convey the sense that even big fat ugly women can be sexy.

Most appropriate title for a movie ever.

Looks like exer-snacking.

>like a small blue camouflage net sloppily thrown over an aircraft carrier

this is one of those rare gifs that actually cures autism

oh god, i feel sick just thinking about that.

why did you have to tell me about such a thing?

im going to watch 2girls one cup to calm me down.

I wonder who's gonna play Ken

Steve Buscemi? Rowan Atkinson?

((((Schemer))))

Not that one.
>i ate a food
>i had a sex
>i a slut
>STOP SLUT SHAMING ME

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I don't think you realize how much barbie sells here to little girls.