Why aren't you playing eve online, Sup Forums?

why aren't you playing eve online, Sup Forums?

>free to play now, but with restricted skills
>largest battles in any mmo
>can kill anybody, anywhere
>don't need to be online to train your character
>admins let you do way more than most games do, including scamming
>sandbox with a huge number of career choices (file too large for Sup Forums, see here: i.imgur.com/PPVN20a.jpg )
>"it takes years to get into" is kind of a meme
>"spreadsheet simulator" is a meme unless you're a industrialist/trader
>typically 20k-50k players on at once
>can get omega clone (no restrictions) by farming
>currently a christmas event where they give you free gibs daily until christmas, some good stuff planned to be given out
>might make a Sup Forums corporation (clan/guild) depending on interest

pick gallente or caldari, minmatar are space niggers and amarr is awful for alpha clones, if you plan to sub theyre good though

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>fuck you nigger why should i use a referral link
you get 250k skill points (a little over a week of training) just for using it, plus the first time you upgrade to omega i get a plex (can be redeemed for a month playtime) for it, which i'll sell and send you 50% of the money

join ingame chat channel Sup Forumsacks for banter and help

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I tried it once, and there's nothing to fucking do, and the "wait for skills" design is terrible compared to a standard "actually do things related to the skill in order to train said skill" design every other fucking mmo has.

Boring.
Learning nothing.
Shit talk in jita.

yeah nah

>nothing to fucking do

did you try playing with other people?

Yeah, I played with Goon Squad for about 2 weeks before I said fuck it.

gate camp
wait 20 minutes
alt-click
f1
repeat

>gate camping
>play with the most boring alliance in the game

now i see

reminder that the game is only as boring as you are

because I like fun videogames (:

You're all wrong.

Solo mining in a retriever is end game.

I'm not autistic enough to stare at Excel spreadsheets for hours on end.

No thanks faggot.
Filling in spreadsheets isn't my idea of fun.

Gallente are Liberal faggots.
Caldari is efficient Capitalists Space Fash.
The whole premise of the market system, rule of law, and your interactions with other players is basically AnCap wet dream.
I'd totally join a Sup Forums corp if it didn't turn into one big scam.

The time sink is real, but most skills aren't totally necessary, and they aren't necessary to train past 1 or 2 for the bare minimum. Focus on specialization, you don't need to do everything.
You can pilot a Cruiser inside of a week and be well outfitted to run level 3s. Exploration is even easier, and yields tremendous profits.

Stay out of shitter systems like Jita.

Market Jewing while never leaving a station and managing a corp is 9/10 end game.
Jewing people out of IRL money and resources is the real final level 10/10 end game in EVE.

It's because it is another social experiment like Zynga games. Candy crush tier brainwashing.

>(:

do you also enjoy your bull?

>its another failure of no child left behind

I played this game for two weeks and it fucking sucks.

>why aren't you _______?
I have a real life.

there's actually a lot of pol and the greater mongolian basket weaving community that's also on eve

they just wont admit it

>leaf mad because people don't like the same games as him
>leaf having the audacity to call others cucks

If you aren't already running a corp it's a dumb game. Also, Benghazi was our high water mark.

Probably not gonna see a player get murdered in a CIA safe house ever again

>his id literally says CUM

i know your secret, cuckold

is upgrading to omega paying foe the game and if so how much does it cost

how much does a plex cost and why should I trust you to honor your end of the deal after you sell the plex.

I have one too.

Have a lot of good shit from when I was subbed, can't fucking use now.

You can have it if you want.

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Internet Hate Machine inc when?

>is upgrading to omega paying foe the game and if so how much does it cost

yes, although you can farm a plex if you want, i think its $13/month for burgers

>how much does a plex cost and why should I trust you to honor your end of the deal after you sell the plex.

1 - 1.2 bil
you'll just have to trust in my honor :DDDD

The "Omega" jump clones basically means you're paying a monthly subscription fee.
You train skills twice as fast, can own an infinite number of ships, and you can set a skill queue to train to infinity.

Plex are in game items, the transaction goes through the market. You don't do face to face transactions with other players. You can't be robbed during a market purchase.

I've been making good ISK as an alpha flying around in my catalyst, killing pirates and salvaging their wrecks.

Played for two tears and got bored. Loved the overall dog eat dog pvp and corporate fuckery. Made my first 100 mil looting a small indie corp and killing them, i was still on a new weak character as well. All rifter all the time, they sucked. I got bored after a while though, tears and combat was far apart. If you want quality pvp you pretty much have to go to null sec and suck some e peen of a bunch of un fun nerds with a ton of rules. Also keeping track of all the starbase passwords, alliances etc is gay. I like high sec corporate gang banging war, extorting small indie corps for money by declaring or threatening war on them, low sec roams etc. Never liked huge fleet fights. Way to much going on, fun but chaotic and always lead to TS drama. I once destroyed a carrier with about 200 other rifters. It was glorious.

What the fuck does this have to do with /pol?

Delete this bullshit.

oh my biggest issue was all the e peen. No one wanted to risk ANYTHING. All the kill board humping and KD ratio bragging. Hard to find a good fight. They either run or run and find 20 buddies. No chance of risk, they wont even risk only mildly outnumbering you, they always make sure its 10:1 or not at all. Gay and boring.

im making a pol corp
Sup Forumsacks is the chat channel if you want to join, though im the only one in it currently

yeah, it kinda sucks that solo pvp doesnt really exist and gate camps are so prominent

It is fun war deccing indie corps but you need like 15 wars going on to have enough targets for quality tears and combat. Usually the noobs put up a more fun fight than the super serious long term players do.

why doesn't pol make a pirate fleet?

free to play is so gimped its not worth bothering

ok im confused here. why would I spend 13 $ so you could give me 7.50 if that's how much a plex costs

>free to play

Only a socialist leaf would think that's good

I'll join. saving thread for later.

It says CUM L8 because I fuck your mom all night

so the 24 cap on skills, does that mean you cant go over 24 hours period or just cant put multiple say 16 hour skills in the queue? A lot of level 5 skills take weeks, can i still learn them on the free?

yes, the skill training just has to start within 24 hours

for example if you have 25 hours already in queue, you cant add a skill, but if you have 23 hours in queue you can drop a 10 day skill at the end
you pay $13 because you enjoy the game, and you get an added bonus you wouldnt have got because you usedmy ref link. please dont sub solely to benefit me

Nah m
U just can't have skill queue longer than 24h, omega gives u infinitum.
So you do have to log on every 24h to put in more skills.

we could if we got a corp going, but piracy has kind of fell out of popularity because quite a few people have no faith you wont just shoot them after they pay

Piracy is way too much work for uncertain reward, and too many drawbacks.
Wormhole life is where its at.

I also am reading something about blocked skills and a 5 mil skill cap. 5 million is a lot and can lead to a really hardcore specialized shit meisters but what kind of skills do they block? I've been out of the game now for about 4-5 years.

>Flying around in all T1 shit, cruisers and below only
Wow so fun can't wait to reinstall

Eve is a shit. MMOs are the worst timesinks

Is there really a point in getting into It now, the golden era is over its like starting to Play WoW now, you already missed out on the fun

wtf, sage

so fucking boring, and the better the ship you get the longer it takes to do anything

heh, your id

yes, it fucking sucks, I played for longer thatn 2 weeks

skills start taking weeks to train

the largest ships you can fly are cruisers, you can only fly the most basic indy/mining ships, no t2/t3 ships, no cloaking

Pretty gay, what happens if you pay, get the skills to fly and stop paying?
Could still make a pretty good rape machine though...
Can you fly a retriever?

skills above the ones you're allowed in f2p mode are disabled until you pay again

>what happens if you pay, get the skills to fly and stop paying?
you can fly the ship until the next time you dock
>Can you fly a retriever?
only venture

Whats the Sup Forums corp?

I've been playing solo for a couple months. Basically just exploration of wormholes. Try to pvp in my Tristan and get buttpounded.

Because I play ARK Survival Evolved.

not some pleb shit

i don't know one exists, but if we get like a dozen people playing id be willing to make one

fly destroyer, buttpound all the other f2p frigates

if there were a Sup Forums corp i'd resub.
3 chars. 1 ganker. 1 industry/freighter/ orca pilot 1 schizo main

Archeage is the best mmo ive played. So sad its p2w.

>venture
Oh god the suffering, that ship is useless.

>paying for vidya
>then paying monthly for vidya

BAHAHAHAHA

>99% of engagements are land slide ganks.
>PTSD vets every where
>Alliances are echo chambers that make liberals look smart.
>Pointless sitting in station spinning for days, yes fucking days, because 400 people camping your station (hur hur added a spin counter)
>alliance crying because you arn't committing more then 2 hours a day and tax rates are over 9000.
>Solo play is maddeningly pointless and slow
>Worm hole space is for NEETS
>holy shit the fucking egos on people who play this game
>non-stop drama
>non-stop in-fighting

Was part of ASCN during the pendulum wars. Carebears are retarded.

Was in Intrepid crossing during the drone wars, (can you say Russian puppet of shadow of XXDeathXX) then collapsed due to in-fighting over the most petty shit, have a recording of oldma (CEO) crying like a bitch about how he didn't want to lose his mommy. Dude was a raging asshole 99% of the time.

Joined Pandemic Legion, actually legit group who took pvp to the next level, but tad high maintenance for me.

Goonswarm is for retards.

Quit after getting a GF and a job.

Eve is the greatest most fascinating game ever, that you don't want to play.

Looks fun from the outside and I've read some epic things about the game, however from what I've seen - playing it is actually quite boring. It's extremely slow paced game and I don't have that kind of autistic patience for it.

Its free now goy

>playing f2p games

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Its for people just starting out, you get one free right off the bat now.
You can easily pull in half a mil in condensed/massive scordite per 20mins~ in one.

Just enough to get you on your feet.

Run relic sites, make isk, buy plex, never pay.

I'll login and join chat, going to bed soon. But interested in the corp idea.

Ingame name is m'lady. Yes, I did that on purpose, because the mass amount of fedora tippers in this game.

Played since 2006 off and on.

Got a 90m+ sp char and a 80m+ sp one.

Shit's boring yo.

stop being so childish and just let the game die in peace dude.

It was designed for dial-up, and was the best dial-up MMO there was. but its over dude, it's 2016 and nobody uses shit-tier computers and internet anymore except for Russians and Africans.

You already know starcitizen killed EVE, and that game is still in Alpha.

okay for maximum rape, what race now? All gank.

>and that game is still in Alpha.

and that's as far as it will ever get

>comparing two completely different genres of games, one of which is vaporware

faggots, join chat.

I'd join a pol group but lots of my friends are bluepilled or outright literal faggots

>Eve online is totally dying
>Been saying that since 2004

those characters are worthless now btw.

you can now buy and transfer skillpoints.

that means everything you paid for back in the day (because yes, your subs directly paid for skillpoints) is now worthless. because you can buy ISK, and then trade that for Skillpoints.

the MAJOR failing of EVE was the Devs constant undermining of players effort: No matter how hard you worked to progress, the Devs would always change the requirements over time to let filthy casuals catch up.

does the game download while you play now? lots of loading while i try to make a a character. Thought i already did when i first started up the game.

so with enough isk I can literally max out a pilot?

elite dangerous is more fun but i do like eve's fleshed out market better

>extorting small indie corps for money by declaring or threatening war on them,

I did that. I would declare war then ask for a ransom or join my corp and pay protection fees.

Then I trained some newbies for PVP and we would repeat the process.

the vaporware meme died over a year ago.

people read the shit trolling, check youtube, see the dozen salty vids claiming scam....

... and then they get hooked watching the hundreds of videos of people enjoying the game.

bump

Sup Forums corp happening, get online faggets