I swear to God /pol. This better be a fucking joke. I work for the US Department of State and I'm about ready to call up my boss and get this shit sent right up the chain to shut you down for real.
If you think you can legitimately declare war on a small country you have another thing coming to you.
Tell me this is just a joke and I'll go away. But if this isn't you're all gonna be in deep shit soon.
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No u
So it begins.
We will bathe in their blood.
We didn't declare war, we decelerated war.
Can't you read?
IDS HAPPEENEN!!
It was a deceleration of war. Tuvalu will be ours.
>implying you care about tuvalu and you don't just want a raise
Those are fairly reasonable standards. They can surrender anytime.
>But if this isn't you're all gonna be in deep shit soon.
You're guilty by association you dumb faggot. You'll be shooting yourself in the foot.
Remember you're here forever.
Honestly this isn't funny. I know you autist shits won't actually do a thing though. You're all fucking pathetic.
you know he didnt send it
This is a deceleration of war.
Initially the plan was to suprise them with a radioactive dirty bomb, but we have convinced the more radical elements of our board to decelerate into a mere invasion and genocide.
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We've got invasion plans all good and setup senpai kek
You're Sup Forums too. You're in trouble for not stopping us.
HHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
is this the next step?
Inb4 Tuvalu completely wrecks our shit with coconut bombs like swiss family robinsons
Should have been against Canada tho
Yeah well if this is serious I'm about fucking to. I'll pass this information right up the chain.
Tread carefully, this man will fight his hardest to ensure you spend the rest of your days in a Tuvalulian gulag
A white supremacist board on a mongolian tapestry forum decelerating war on a small island nation is kinda funny.
If I die, I want to die the same way I was born.
Screaming, terrified, and covered in blood.
What are odds of State Dep giving us sweet CIA MK ULTRA support?
And people say Sup Forums is unreasonable. What a wonderful gesture of peace this is.
Top kek
Yall niggas crazy
Everything written here is satire you stupid nigger. Like we'd leave the free tendies.
We are schoolars and gentlemans before all.
Depends how much we want to donate to the Clinton Foundation.
> DoS
What bureau faggot
It's just bantz m8
Sup Forums isn't retarded to realize they'll get fucked over if they do invade.
The "Building our own island" thing was more believable.
>I'm about ready to call up my boss and get this shit sent right up the chain
Do it! I live for these kind of happenings.
ahahahhahahahaha
fuck you and welcome to 4skin
we gotya covered!
>Tell me this is just a joke and I'll go away. But if this isn't you're all gonna be in deep shit soon.
Sup Forums isn't just one person, you retard.
Indeed, Justin can't kill you or you win. Meanwhile you can do what you want.
After the successful conquest of Canada, I suggest giving Toronto to Argentina
No you aren't. Fake and gay.
>you belong to USDoS
Big deal, I belong to MSDOS
>deceleration
i thought autists were anal about spelling.
I, personally, find this funny.
However, Tuvalu's population is almost 10k. Half of them are female. 30% of remaining half are children. Another 30% of that half are eldery people.
So this gets us almost 2000 war-capable men. And they don't even internet there, so they are all probably fit. Can we really handle 2000 people?
Nice proxy, Tuvalu.
Do it and post proof or fuck off.
Anyone else imagine all the tripple alphabet agencies getting called up to an emergency and find out it's Sup Forums fucking shit up agian lmao'ing?
I have a feeling that FBI, CIA, NSA are fond of us
Tell that Oak Tree looking motherfucker John Kerry to send assistance to us.
We need a /k/atamaran with a crew.
So either shut the fuck up and help us or get the fuck out. Either way, Tuvalu is going to Sup Forums harbor with our Gods KEK and Baron Trump.
I was wondering about that, thanks for clarifying.
This is a psyop and you fucks are falling for it. This will enable them to list Sup Forums as a terrorist organization and get the site shut down.
OP, you need to ease up.
Or should I say...decelerate
> deceleration of war
> have access to memes
> Tuvaluan Internet Defense Force
Are you retarded, OP?
Where is the proof you work at the US state department
My small town has more people than their entire nation.
Soldiers, lets Dox OP and kill him to show him a lesson
What grade of artillery can we expect from them? Perhaps we talk to /k/ to join our crusade so they can shoot their guns.
They're probably a stripe badge
I dont see a declaration of war in there
We don't fall for TIDF tricks you filtyh Tuvalanese nigger. Prepare for war.
We made a DECELeration of War
Do you even world peace bro?
snitches get not invited to the invasion
Why are using a tripcode you motherfucking faggot
Who wants to buy some bulk East German uniforms? They look like nazi and as so much cheaper. It would be a good uniform.
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Barbarians have to be put in check, the US government knows this
We have confirmation that there are about 33ish firearms in the entire nation. Their single coast guard cutter is armed with a 20mm cannon.
I will be more than glad to help fund a war where we can earn a small island and rape their women.
We could finally have a white man paradise, aside from all the Tulv halfbreeds.
>Why are using a tripcode you motherfucking faggot
It helps me find the retards.
That's still a lot. Here, an example of how many is 2k people.
We should take the capital first. If we hold Funfeti, the other islands will fall shortly after.
itt: autistic faggots trying to troll other autistic faggots.
What a fagtistic time.
It's our clay now
new interesting way to increase interest in TTT
NICE
dew it
holy fuck I can already sense that the happenings of 2017 will be an order of magnitude greater. Just imagine, ww3 starts and everyone is too busy to realize that Sup Forums is annexing small countries world wide.
We just need one or a few warships and we could fucking do it.
What big countries have ties with this place, in light of US or Russia starting shit with us?
The Island is narrow, we need to make sure to have our troops stationed properly to not get caught off by explosive ordinance.
Any suggestions?
1,500 Sup Forums crusaders
800 /k/ommandos
2,000 cross board shitposters
9 Sup Forums kamikaze soldiers
vs.
2,000 islanders
It would be an interesting Wikipedia article to read.
What the fuck are you idiots doing this time?
Can someone tl;dr me on this whole Tuvalu thing?
>deceleration
That means the opposite of acceleration.
Hey state department.
How about calling your boss to do his job and approve the student visa of the Iranian student I'm trying to hire. He applied more than 6 months ago
Doesn't seem that hard.
>If you think you can legitimately declare war on a small country you have another thing coming to you.
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
Tuvalu will kneel before kek or we will destroy them.
I propose we get several large pumps and start sucking sand out into the ocean immediately.
Lol fuggin Canada
Thousands of peeps go on Sup Forums daily
we got dis
In light we use a naval force over an airstrike we just sail in from the front
Its not like they have much to stop us.
WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR
Don't need a warship to take out that 20mm. Dollars to donuts that ship is docked in the capital. A good suprise attack on the dock will ensure that ship will never get out to sea.
We aren't breaking any laws.
bc.edu
Trump is president elect, memes know no bounds.
Praise Kek
>Sup Forums wants to unironically invade a country when they can't even leave their own homes
How do you win a war against the internet?
Well just a warship to have to carry out destruction of the 20mm and transport of men/artillery
I guess just a regular carrier would do but gotta think big.
How got are the bitches?
I'm trying get on this barbarian bandwagon for the pussy..
If buzzfeed/huffpo posted this it might make people realize were just here for the bantz
but desu its 99% likely they would just believe it
member Namibia shenanigans?
Sup Forums is a military failure.
How many soldiers and whats the size of our blockade armada? With any luck we can purchase soviet fixer uppers but in which country would we meet?
Guys, Tuvalu has friends.
>Tuvalu has 15 allies
Tuvalu has 15 allies
>Tuvalu has 15 allies
Tuvalu has 15 allies
>Tuvalu has 15 allies
Tuvalu has 15 allies
pls go back to rebbit
hostages
I decelerate war against Canada and conscript all of Sup Forums to help me eradicate this shitposting scourge.
>Sup Forums will have 15 annexed states
No, not really