IMPORTANT TUVALU DECELERATION INTEL

I was just on le reddit, and it seems as though the former Prime Minister of Tuvalu operated a Reddit account, /u/PMofTuvalu.

4 years ago there was an AskReddit Thread about a possible invasion of Tuvalu by a group of mercenaries (COULD BE US).

The Prime Minister's response was interesting. Especially the "wealthy individuals" bit.

WE NEED TO REACH OUT TO THIS 1% OF TUVALU TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

Pic related.

Also Tuvalu Deceleration General.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog
youtube.com/watch?v=MzypxN5jZkM
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

www.reddit.com/u/PMofTuvalu

Respond to him asking which anime girl he likes best.

Our conquest will begin from there.

Is this our new prank? Invade a small nation?

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>We have several extremely wealthy individuals that inhabit on our land. They have ways to communicate if need be

Welp, the jews beat us to it again Sup Forums

>Using Reddit
You know, a year or so ago newfags like you would have been laughed off of the board

>THIS 1% OF TUVALU
so just a few dozen guys

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He's been paranoid about this entire life. It goes to show that meme magic transcends the limitations of space-time.

the reply comes out as a bit desperate, even fearful I might add, like hes proper testing the waters and taking it real serious, pretty weird.

This is the perfect descriptive image. He's so nervous in the post

>h-h-haha why would you even want to invade? we don't have anything fun here, just stay home haha

>the reply comes out as a bit desperate, even fearful I might add, like hes proper testing the waters and taking it real serious, pretty weird.

Perfect caption to the previously posted meme of mine.

>W-what would be the purpose over taking over Tuvalu?
>the purpose over taking over
>W-what is your interest to coming to Tuvalu.

Really appreciate the image. May I save it user? I wanted to make that image when the last thread about this was posted, but I have to study for exams

>"wealthy individuals"
aka pizza chefs and drug lords whose base of operations are there and pay the Tuv gov't to keep quiet

>Sup Forums annex Tuvalu
>mfw The Most Serene Imperial National Socialist Democratic Republic of Meme Land becomes a recognized country

Save it and spread it far and wide. Feel free to improve it if you wish.

Thank you for the kind words by the way.

Can someone get me up to speed on what exactly is happening with this tuvalu stuff?

Sup Forums next prank is the annexation of a nation

we are upping our game

didn't you moron neo nazi's try this 35 years ago? and it failed? and now you think you can try this again? in the age of information?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog

Nice proxy TIDF shill.

>left handed driving
reee can we change this?

dominica has 7x the population and is like 30x larger, we could conquer tuvalu in a few hours probably if everyone stayed focused and not leave the skirmish to look for pokemons

If failure

>3 year prison sentence

If success

>White homeland ethnostate achieved

Risk vs Reward buddy. The choice is clear.

we would also have to make sure no news of our attack leaves the island

>month later thousands of islander corpse wash up on the coast of Australia

But seriously, logistically, tuvalu is fucked to shit. The best course of action would be to run small-scale experiments for terraforming or agriculture before invading. He says there are rich people there. Good for the invaders, that.

t. TIDF

So, legit confused here. What is Tuvalu?

The Internet is alive and we are it's thoughts.I can't wait for the future.

a future territory of Sup Forums

You would be best invading Pitcairn, it has 56 people living there.

One of our territories.

An island. Now that we proved that we can change the world were trying to build ourselves a nation.

>Habbo pool raids
>make Donald Trump President
>Invade and Conquer Tuvalu
What's next? Mars mission?

So this is like online coordinated effort by Sup Forums to obtain an island area that we may or may not be able to populate into it's own sovereign state?

Fuck yes, motherfucker. Not content with conquering a country, Sup Forums shall colonize a new FUCKING planet, free of the jews.

One world government. We become the next cabal. It's what the risk generals are training us for.

Yes

>a prothean beacon is uncovered by a bunch of autistic pranksters

I would not be able to contain my laughter if Sup Forums actually managed to take over a country. This must happen. Let us meme.

And how do you plan to annex it? You dont even know the 1% of Tuvalu and even if you manage to communicate with them, they will certainly not listen to you. Just give up. It is IMPOSSIBLE.

I would legitimately drop everything I'm doing in live to move into island of moot

we cut off their fresh water supply and wait a few weeks

We have to win the hearts and minds of the people unless we plan on killing them all.

Last thread there was talk of napalm

>reminding me of the faggot
fuck you

>20 basement dwelling losers with no skills, weapons, or experience think they can conquer Tuvalu

Please, you retards are so pathetic. Me and my boys train from morning to dusk with various weapons in combat techniques. I myself have 12 boats under my command ready to strike at the first sign of trouble. You pasty faced whiteboys probably haven't ever seen a fight, much less been in one. Your asses are fish food the second you step onto my island if you come for war. I work as a fisherman reeling in hundreds of pounds of fish every day, so my body is as hard and strong as a rock. You pathetic losers don't stand a chance in hell against me. I will show you no mercy if you actually come here, and your pathetic army will bow before me. Every day I pray someone would be dumb enough to try something and everyday people stronger than you back down. The nation of Tuvalu faces threats on a daily basis, and our entire population are descendents of great warriors and wise philosophers. We do not seek a battle, but if threatened will will strike with the fierceness of the ocean on a stormy day. So if you feel like dying, by all means come to my island. If you want to keep living, I better not catch any of you within 1000 km of my land and people or we're going to have trouble, got it? You're not going to get a second warning.

>Wanting a sinking island change

No thanks.

why do you keep saying Deceleration, are you seeking to slow down a war?

>2017
>we conquer a fucking sovereign nation
fund it

> Implying you will be able to cut their fresh water supply.
> Implying you will annex a country from your basement.

We are going to decelerate their will to live. They will submit.

Exactly. These faggots wont do much.

and thus, a new pasta was born

hahah top tier larping

It's already been stated a couple of times that a mercenary force would be used.

but a warning though, Tuvalu is part of the (((UN))) so we might be dodging their "peacekeepers" to do this

/k/ is a board

>People think we are joking hahhahaha

t. prime minister

You would just need to get the Headquarters and police captured and you would have the nation. Also you could take all the food for yourself and just let the people starve.

>Amerifat
> using prime minister
Something doesnt quite add up..

>weapons

You forget how many of us are from /k/

Gonna need a few leafs in order to represent at the Winter Olympics

You think it would be possible to get a gofundme going for Academi/Blackwater? I'm not saying that we should unironically invade a small island nation but it would be a funny prank...haha..prank.

Will Trump visit us and trade with us?

First thing, I happen to be a bong on holiday
Second thing, I'm referring to the prime minister of tuvalu

This is serious
We are going to war boys

Tuvalu is a waste of time. Conquering an island is too much trouble. How about we invade another nation?

No kek wills the invasion

We could try the Falklands.

This pasta... could it be?!? A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's protected by Britbongs

i have 5 guns and $8000 for this, i want a high ranking position though.

What do you think of Admiral?

So, an island filled with virgins. How do you guys plan on reproducing?

I think the point their PM made was to come in peace. Remember how the chinese made manmade islands? Maybe we could expand their area by creating new /expanding the islands they already have.

t. TIDF shill

tourism
>come hunt Polynesians in tropical paradise!

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why would we want to do that?
seems liek a good way to get bombed

We can apply to be an autonomous territory of Trump's American Empire. After his terms are over he can be our God Emeperor.

We took over a superpower's government from our basements

What shall our National Anthem be?

..i-is tidf real?

Secretary of Dank Memes sounds better.

why isnt there more threads?

Of course it is. They have a good gig going with the global warming meme. Why waste it?

youtube.com/watch?v=MzypxN5jZkM

shadilay, obviously.

Can someone fill me in on why we are concerned with this shitty island?
what's the story behind this recent invade island meme?

End this meme. Pitcairn is most remote island in the world full of inbreeding and no crops.

>Island of niggers in isolation from world

>Dutchfag sends the govt "deceleration of war"

>Currently planning war

>Prime Minsiter used to post on le Reddit and at one point actually addressed the possibility of a takeover

>his response was essentially pls dont

We're going to establish a white homeland

We will need a Casus belli

perhaps we could make our own version of "Remember the Maine, to hell with Spain"

From Belorussian cat grooming symposium, to Hitler worshiping island nation.

2017 is the year!


We're all going to learn German, right?

Ja

Posted in last thread:
I have enough gear (suppressed rifles, handguns, full combat load of ammo, body armor, radio, rucks, etc) for about 10 dedicated /k/ommandos.
-over a decade of sailing/open ocean experience
-just got my small aircraft operator license.
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...anyone want to be a part of my Deathwing?

Neuluftwaffe?