British assholes get split by massive German cocks:the movie

>British assholes get split by massive German cocks:the movie
Can someone explain the appeal of a movie where the Nazis buttfuck the good guys? I prefer movies where the allies win like Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers

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The nazis were the good guys though

that's a pretty retarded way to look at film, but to each his own

Because we never get shit where the (((good guys))) win. Barely any mainstream movie depicts the Germans winning.

It's somewhat refreshing.

who fuckin cares what battles our german bros won

all men fought hard in the greatest war. who are you to question which battles are remembered

I would like to see the movie if it portrays the Wehrmacht as the decent people who let the British escape.

The Nazis, were terrible people but all metrics. But fuck they were cool man, those SS uniforms *drools*

I'd pay for pic related to gas me

Someone didn't watch Clint Eastwood's two epic movies, Flags of Our Fathers (insert dumb meme joke here) and Letters from Iwojima.

The movie is based on the American side and Japanese side of the battle of Iwojima.

The Japanese side was a far better movie. You saw how the other side were just as human as we were and their commander was an incredible person.

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The winners always write history user, were they really bad bc they defended their country from the Jew plague?

Actually the French were idiotic and didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Brits decide "fuck that I'm going home to regroup and reorganise".

You Americucks know nothing, as usual. Sad. Oh and if anything it should also show how idiotic the Panzer divisions were because they overextended and got lost. That wasn't them "being nice" that was them being stupid.

>Be British Filmmaker
>Make movie about WW2
>have endless glorious battles to choose from where brits smash Nazis
>instead make a movie about the one event where Germany completely KEKED Britain
What did Christopher "the self-hating Anglo" Nolan mean by this?!

That's a fucking yid though you dopey cunt.

Saving Private Ryan actually portrays the Germans as proud fighters defending their homeland.

Noted by having the captured German soldier narrowly escape death only to return to fighting on the frontline alongside his brothers. Later, a pussy as fuck weakling yank soldier shoots him while he's unarmed, and feels like he did the right thing when in reality he was a complete coward to shoot an unarmed prisoner.

Yeah but you cant do that with the Germans.

The fact we turned them into saturday morning villains is worse to make people know what National Socialism and the German experience really was.
I like to tell people to watch Das Boot at least to make them realized Germans were fucking humans as well.

A what

>The event that shaped our world
>Hitler lets the allies live to fight another day
This movie might actually make me hate Hitler

Umm Ralph Fiennes is Welsh/English

Band of Brothers did that to, but there is always something beneath the movies.

Making the Germans always look vile.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMk85ZsBh0

I don't care, I just want to see more Stukas rekking shit.

>Not thinking that evacuating 338,000 soldiers in 8 days as one of the greatest logistical efforts in history.

This.

They should make a movie about all the times the Wehrmacht BTFO the Soviets up until Stalingrad.

Agreed

>Panzer Divsions overstretched their supply lines
>30-50% vehicle attrition in most units by this point in the campaign
>Dunkirk's marshy ground makes it unsuitable tanks and halftracks
Yeah, Hitler really just wanted to let the English off

This raises a good point. If the Nazis are Hollywood's de facto bad guys, how the fuck are they planning on making a movie about the good guys getting unequivocally BTFO to the extent that tried to cross the channel in fucking bathtubs?

Martyrdom.

I fucking bet it ends on a good hopeful note for the sadomasochistic virtue drunk signallers.

The Russian movie "Brest Fortress" does a pretty good job of that.

It's full of pro-Soviet shit of course, but it also shows how skilled the Wehrmact was.

The Soviets spend the whole movie getting steadily BTFO until they surrender/retreat from the fortress, and the Wehrmact executes all the commissars and Jews immediately.

Ralph Fienes is just an actor user

Ralph Fienes was born in the UK

Fun enough, its the post Soviet Russians who understand WW2 Germany better.


www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYAKSmsTU8

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Yid = Yiddish
Nickname for a Jew here.

So do we make an appearance, since we got BTFO as well in this battle?

Dude fuck off, this trailer almost made me cry, seeing those old men get in their boats, flying the Union Jack, sailing off to certain death to bring Britain's Boys home

No, you will get your own movie of Dieppe raid

Here's your Canadian War Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=kUox_hQAih8

I actually really liked Passchendaele.

time to go to bed without fapping everyone

Oh me too, some of the trench warfare scene I linked was brutal

We need a movie made about us (and burgers) ripping muslims a new one!

They were the last serious bastion for the white race. Now we have to fucking rely on slavs.

They were the greatest men of the greatest generation.

>casualties none
U-S-A AND C-A-N-A-D-A

this... this is a good post

>Muh Nazis weren't bad

*INCOMING DISCLOSURE*

GET IN HERE

Muds blown the fuck out

They have to make "patriotic" war movies. They have two options. make it up, or use existing material... whatever it is, and spice it up.

God forbid they do a movie of the fucking eastern front. But they'd just fuck that up too.

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>Can someone explain the appeal of a movie where the Nazis buttfuck the good guys? I prefer movies where the allies win like Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers

Western culture is shifting into slave morality where they worship victimhood.

But also, Dunkirk included a huge amount of heroism on the part of the defending French divisions. They fought hard and long with no hope of escape or victory so that part of the armies could evacuate. That is worth celebrating.

I prefer movies where the Germans win. WWII wasn't a cartoon where the "good guise" always won. Neutral films from the German perspective are too rare.

>good guys

Both sides were goaded to fight each other by their puppet leaders. Look at the Masonic 'M' sign Adolf is making with his left hand.

Actually the Germans overextended because the English ran away so fast the Germans had a hard time keeping up.

This was Britain's first encounter and will probably end with Churchill's 'finest hour' speech leaving the possibility for a Battle of Britain sequal. You typical no nothing yank.

>the panzers were the only thing in the German Army

You idiot.

Even if the the remaining 50% of the tanks sat out the fight, the all-Infantry/horse drawn artillery units and Luftwaffe would have steam rolled Dunkirk into surrender.

They were fleeing even as the Germans parked and made a perimeter.


Hitler should have took them all and held them for ransom, dropping leaflets over the UK instead of bombs telling the people to end the war in return for the lads back.

i prefer movies where the nazis win

Heh heh, a-aren't w-we all just so h-happy the Nazis lost guys? R-right?
Look how much better the world is now, ehh...

because its not some gay shit about a squad of soldiers singlehandedly defeating the third reich.

My favorite part about that image is how Canada has a cite/source number, meaning it has evidence that it was there wreaking shit.
USA is just there.
>I know full well that the Americans did most of it, and the cite/sources list would be a great wall for them.. but it still made me chuckle.

Which is why Band of Brothers will forever be the only good American-made WW2 show. Aside from maybe Saving Ryans Privates.

>tfw you realized The Man in the High Castle is the matrix we live in just with reversed sides

The world wars will always be a tragedy because of the sheer number of young white men who died.

>Nothing about Letters From Iwo Jima
What are you doing?

Yeah Vietnam/Cold War made for better movies.

>Somehow the foot/horsedrawn infantry divisions which were miles behind, were to attack at the same time the marauding Panzer divisions reached their overstretched limit
You do realise the Halt Order was only to last for 3 days for the Germans to consolidate and then advance. One thing the Germans underestimated I grant was the British's ability to organize the invasion in such quick time, since the evacuation started 1 day before the German started their attack on the Dunkirk pocket

evacuation*

This.


It will be remembered as the Wars that finally broke Western civilisation.