New housemate is Muslim, what do?

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Deus vult is sadly not an option

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Buy him some kneepads.

Isn't that what the prayer mat is for?

Kneepads is a gift for female housemates.

Moving in with Mudslimes

Deus vult is always an option.

Befriend him to get to his qt sister

Actually doesn't sound like a bad plan. Would have to convert before I could cream her sandhole though.

Bacon and beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Also get a dog

This is a good idea housemate or not

bullshit you are the man

convert her

he has to go back, plant drugs.

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Continuously low-key mention how it's weird that Muhammad fucked a 9 year old.

slather bacon grease on everything

get him drunk, leave ham next to him, and convince him he ate it.

if none of those work, Deus Vult.
if they do work, then still Deus Vult.

Like /adv/ is redpilled on Muslims

He'd probably pull some Taqiyya shit and either deny or agree to suit his needs

What are we supposed to say? Do nothing? Do you want to mess with him? Eat the best looking haram food everyday. Not just pork but non halal beef too and ask if he wants some every now and then.

good idea
good idea

kek

>Cook bacon everyday.

Convince him to move to a Muslim country.

I was about to post this

Kek also apparently thinks these are good ideas

Who cares. Take it there or

ask him to go hiking with you and have him get bitten by a deadly australian animal

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go full DEUS VULT, no other option.

Cook pork on all your pans and cookware and make sure he sees so he won't use your stuff

try to convert him?

purchase a new piece of gear every week and lay them casually around the place

FPBP WARM CANADA

"Accidentally" put his "door mat" in front of the door.

"forget" two weeks later

????

>suicide bombed

You realize 1200+ years ago that wasn't considered taboo? And Mohammad was reluctant to marry Aisha, Abu Bakr pressured him into it so he could have influence over Mohammad and be the leader of Islam after.
When Mohammad picked Ali over Abu Bakr the companions had a mass revolt and made Abu Bakr the caliph anyways.
Those who sided with Ali were hunted down and murdered over the centuries by Abu Bakr and his followers
Hence why Sunni/Shia exists

>Hey so I went to the store to get the groceries earlier and line on the cash register was just insane!

>By the way, Muhammad fucked a nine year old, isn't that that just crazy?

pork BBQ all day every day