The list just keeps getting longer

Fucking Russia lmao. How has Russia hacked you today, user?

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Hacked my PC and uploaded loads of porn, its not mine mom I swear.

Russia hacked my PC and downloaded the 1 tb of movies and tv series. I swear! It wasn't me!

Яussian hackers just stuffed shit in my ass.

they hacked a hole in my sock

The Marxists who own the media are itching to topple Putin.

I had an armoured hybrid car show up and start taking pictures of my area. Couldn't tell if it was google or russia though :(

They fucked my shit up.

Anyway, the article is pretty bogus.

>Well, it might have been hard to believe that Russia hacked Trump into office, but since all these other nations are saying it now too, that confirms it.

Have you smuggled that shit across state lines?

Those fuckers hacked my uni's database and changed all my grades. I swear I passed all of my courses!

user all MSM articles are coming up with the same results. Just remember that the inception of ideas occurs when you see Russia as a country that is trying to control the West viathe internet. That's the idea they want you to accept.

hacker on steroids

Russia hacked my phone and made me play too much Candy Crush at work and now my battery is nearly flat.

Putin hacked yesternight my bank account, I hope he has as terrible hangover as I have

400lbs of pure hacking muscle

It's funny, because China is responsible for the overwhelming majority of cyber attacks

Lo-mein did 9/11

>user, why didn't you finish your book report?

>BECAUSE DOESTEVSKY IS A RUSSIAN HACK!

Russian hackers hacked my gmail account and filtered the outgoing and incoming emails without me knowing
I know they have been doing it since months ago
And that must be why I couldn't get a single job this year ;_;

Russian hackers just hacked my cereal this morning

Can confirm in AUS too. Russia has clearly hacked my brain and my bowel movements. The irregularities i'm experiencing in the last month are astronomical.

kind of ironic how Russia unleashed this Marxist beast in the western world.

Is now combating it.

>DOESTEVSKY IS A RUSSIAN HACK!
>HACK!
Fuck.

Legitimate question, how do all my Russian user bros feel about all this shit?

This is becoming straight up unapologetic propaganda.

Of course it is. And once you do it will be censorship for anons like us.

Haha, planting CP on your PC right now.

>tfw Russia hacked my refrigerator
Now my milk has gone bad. ;_;

Democraps aren't going to insult their masters.

hackers on krokodil

>Russia didn't hack me a gf yet

Thoroughly entertained, slightly concerned.

the real red pill is that Sup Forums is the Russian bot net
and were the bots
and for months now we have been helping execute a crowd sourced coup while thinking we were fighting the good fight against the "establishment"

now the "bots" are targeting european elections
that sure sounds like us doesn't it?

didn't you ever find it strange that a Latvian caviar forum is suddenly so influential in world geo-politics?

did you really think this was kek?

Merkel said that Russia hacked the refugees and made them rape people last NYE.

Also Russia hacked Britain's paper ballots so we'd leave eu

the other day i was going to the shop to get some beer and my favorite brand was out of stock, i gues that the only logical conclussion to this conundrum of the mind is is that the russians are to blame.

So what if Kek is Russian, He delivered.

Follow up question, how the hell are your news networks handling this?

I can't imagine everyone is very happy.

...

The Russians hacked my brain. Now I'm a dirty pleb that pays to see the latest Marvel schlock.

>based Dosto
>not Tolstoi

RT is in full banter mode
its prety funny

dont know about domestic russian media

It's all the CIA.

Russia hacked my central heating.
Now I have cold feet.

Youre right. A paper here mentioned posts about pizzagate coming from all sorts of countries, so it propably were bots. In the same article they mentioned Sup Forums and reddit. People are fucking dumb.
>no way these international sites have international people concerning themselves with geopolitics. Must be russian hackerbots

Russians hacked all those sites in to my search history

just like we did with Yeltsin

Fuck off, Dostoevsky was one of us. Just born in wrong time that's all.

russia hacked a bunch of jobs at my work today, hope mine isn't one of them

tfw I am unironically pro-Russian and don't give a single fuck what libtards are crying about

he delivered trump yes
but my question is did we root for kek/trump because Russia wanted us to?

and if so what did he really just deliver to us?

Russia just hacked 500 megabytes of ram off by pc. I am tired of downloading new ram from the internet reee

this

At least Russia will fuck us proper, America is currently trying to find who poked holes in all the condoms and begging me for a quicky.

russia hacked my refrigerator to get my eggs.

I can't wait for Trump to stop this egregious behavier.

>America is currently trying to find who poked holes in all the condoms

we know it was you stalker

hovering right over us and shit

a country needs it's space sometimes

you're smothering us

I unironically had a dream where I met Putin and he was being all buddy buddy with me and said he would give me anything I wanted and I asked if he could introduce me to Castro. Russians are even infecting my dreams.

Someone make a parady Russian porn an call it
H A C K E D

I don't think they talk or care that much about it, but i don't watch tv often. Looking online there are some articles making fun of it, but its mostly syria, putin's visit to japan, ukraine and internal issues. Seems like a missed oportunity to me 2bh, i don't think the majority here actually realizes how stupid this whole thing is.

>warfare
OY VEY 6 GORILLION BYTES WERE EXTERMINATED IN RUSSIAN GAS ALGORITHMS

Full on banter warfare. They are long past "give a fuck about opinions of the west" stage. There is slight undertone of concern, comes with being demonized by the entire NATO. But mostly bantz and fingerpointing fun. Putin himself is giving statements like "isn't america a great power capable of protecting their election from foreign tampering" and "they banned our press? Well I guess then our press is doing it's job"

When it comes to all this espionage shit, is the US really the country with a moral high ground? I mean, all these things Russia is getting accused of doing is stuff that was confirmed we've been doing for a long time. How can we get on a high horse when it comes to this? Seems a bit odd.

tfw I live in Rotherham (pic related) and the Rotherham advertiser (local newspaper) ran a story the other day saying Russia and Assad are probably pushing migrants here to rape white girls.

I want off this fucking ride

today I hacked 1835496 persons. taking a little break now. gotta work hard to fulfill my quota of 6000000000 daily hacks

>be me
>fill coffee jar
>go too bed
>get up this morning
>go to make coffee
>jar empty
>must have been hacked by Russians

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Why do we do this? Fucking Putin.

Well, it seems to me the only way you could know for sure if Putin did this is by hacking his emails.

give me back my coffee Ivan

When will they hit Peak Hysteria?

Pretty wacky to think that just 50 or even 20 years ago this would have smoked all of us up for war.
Kind of makes you wonder how many wars were actually justified if it was always this easy

Funny...but regular citizen eat this shit...and asking for more

Now I almost sure that they will steal ur victory.

Are the Media using the Russians as an excuse to speak their forbidden thoughts?

Is there a Freudian term for this?

We've gone from fear of nuclear winter, to fear of being trolled... Progress?

Leader of the Ciberattack Russian division, Dimitri Samuelovik, promises in his last statement to throw the West into chaos and make it russian soil even if it costs him his life

You know what you actually have a point.

As degenerate as the internet is I think the spread of information has done wonders for shit like this.

They put cuck and bbc porn in my search history!

Meh. All the conservatives like you will end up dodging the draft to go to war with Russia and coming to hang out and watch anime with me, while the liberals go to war against Russia.

The times have changed indeed lmao.

Even better, we've gone from fear of nuclear winter to advocating for nuclear winter due to fear of trolls

2016 still has a good couple weeks left, who knows what kinda crazy shit it has in store

Now that's funny.

Russia hacked my car and now my windows have frost on them!

>HACK THE ELECTION

They made me get a C in a class and made my dogger bark all night

>wake up
>open fridge
>look for some cheese to make a sammich
>none to be found
>totaly sure i had some (prolly)
>fucking russians hacked my fridge again

feels bad man

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>rape white girls

"""""rape"""""

it's called "being a faggot"

dumb phone poster

Ican't bring my laptop to work anymore.

Russia has clearly hacked the brains of all our unbiased ((((media)))), and caused these fuckers to go batshit crazy.

Why?
I'm sincerely curious.

I forget. I think I stopped bringing it because it broke or something.

Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

If you shit it out, would it smell like your own shit or somebody else's?

by stealing info on the Clinton campaign, using it to embarrass her, and swinging the election in their favor.

This

Wtf are you doing Russia, you could harness this giant hivemind to shill all over the interwebs for you if you just hacked us each a gf

Ow...
I thought you were caught watching futa hentai or something...

>oskosh comes in civilian ver

I'd never be able to afford such a thing though ...

Stop covering up for your cousins achmed, you and your inbred ilk will be removed

... unless Russia hacks my bank account! Rosija plz!!!

Projection: experiencing someone emotionally in the present in terms of someone in your past.

Penis Envy: a subset of the castration complex, it involves the supposed envy of "castrated" women of the male member, which they later seek to possess via pregnancy and childbirth. Freud believed that women never forgive their mothers for leaving them "castrated" and without a penis. Certainly Freud's little sister was left with something to think about after her mother left her without a piano. Freud, the family tyrant, disliked music, and his wish-fulfilments were law.

Oh Freud how I miss you.

What make/model truck is that?

trips, apperently.