Shortlist: 1. Eternal Anglo 2. WE WUZ KANGS/VIKANGS 3. Stop doing X (vargposting) 4. MANESTREEM MEDIER 5. Not an Argument 6. DAHNALD, THE DELEGATES 7. t. Alberto Barbosa
Whatever gets shitposted the most in this thread wins.
If this post gets less than 300 replies then that means I am the best Sup Forums poster of all time, for all time, forever. #1.
Luis Roberts
GIVE ME THEIR BLOOD.
Jordan Ortiz
It's just amazing.
Joseph Phillips
KANGZ was from this year? Was this really such a long year?
Alexander Brown
Once, I was known as Oswald Mosley.
Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries. We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated. We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.
We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.
Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.
We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.
You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant. We only wish to raise quality of life for all species. Why do you resist?
We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts. Prepare to be COLONISED.
Joshua Roberts
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Brandon Cook
SHITPOSTING FOR JEBCORE I never thought... I'd die alone... Got cucked the hardest who'd have known? My wife got sent across the wall... No wonder she was never legal at all... I'm too depressed... To go on... But you'll be sorry when I'm gone...
I never thought... I'd die alone... Another 6 months I'll be unknown... Give all my things... to Mexicans I'll never step foot in the US again... Trump's walled me off...boarded me up... Remember the time that I spilled the bowl... Of guacamole... in the hall? Please tell mom this is not her fault...
Jacob Baker
I never conquered, rarely came The 90's just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get Iraq The world was safe, too late to try The election was over, I'd survived I couldn't wait, till I got home To pass the time with my guacabowl
Aiden Lewis
its coolface u newfag
Christian Adams
2 started on Niggermania long time ago.
Also, Sup Forums forgets the part about being flying Gyptians an sheeit.
Xavier Reed
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
STUMPICATION LOW ENERGY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE KUCKS MY WHOLE FAMILY
WOULD IT WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT IF TRUMP KUCKED ME WITH MY WIFE TONIGHT CHANCES ARE THAT HE MIGHT HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE OUT OF SIGHT I'M CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE
CUZ IM LOSING MY RACE LOSING MY PLACE WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
LOSING MY RACE LOSING MY PLACE WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
MY KIDS ARE NOT WHITE MY CAMPAIGN'S NOT FINE
TRUMP LOOKED ME IN THE FACE AND SAID "JEB YOU'RE A REAL TOUGH GUY"
I'm pretty partial to t. Alberto Barbosa with a WE WUZ crossbreed
Isaiah Hall
Alberto Barbosa is an Sup Forums meme silly
Cameron Perry
Cuck a bit Little bit Pack it up Fuck my shit
Feeling "quit" Feeling life Has fucked me over One last time
People tell me "jeb drop out" I'm screaming out FUCK THAT Imma lose just how I want In disgrace no coming back
If I fall, if I die Know I got cucked to the fullest If I fall, if I die Know I might just eat a bullet
Dylan Long
AFTER WE HAVE FINISHED DRAINING THE ARYAN PEOPLE DRY, WE WILL CONTINUE THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR OTHER MOST HATED ENEMY - THE ETERNAL EIREYAN.
GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD, MICK AND PATRICK.
Owen Bailey
hilldawgs all the way
Dylan Cook
ITT: plebbit fags
the best walking meme is JEB and the best pol meme is shitskins calling themselves aryan, with an accompanying picture
Lucas Clark
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Nicholas Powell
jebidiah was a chuckhold was a good friend to koch didn't give a damn about what he said then trump kicked him in the crotch
singin trump to the world for all white boys and girls trump sends the liberals to the deep blue sea trump for you and me
Aaron Martin
>Jeb posting >literally any quote by Donald trump >shilling for hill >Cruz missile >carl this cuck (this was when SJW faggot bullshit really took a nose dive imo) >AIDS skrillex >homo killing pence memes >recently, right wing safety squads
A damn fine year gents
David Harris
FEE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARYAN MAN BE HE ALIVE OR BE HE DEAD I'LL DRINK HIS BLOOD TO STAY REFRESHED
Noah Nguyen
I HURT MYSELF TODAY TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL I FOCUS ON THE MEMES THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
DONALD TRUMP TEARS A HOLE DESTROYS MY SELF ESTEEM TRY TO SHILL IT ALL AWAY BUT HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING
WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST BRO? EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY GUACA BOWL
AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT
I WEAR THIS BOWL OF GUAC UPON MY KEKOLD BROW I'VE BEEN STUMPED BY THE TRUMP BUT I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM HOW
BENEATH MY TOUGH FACADE MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH FEAR THE DONALD IS THE MAN AND I AM STILL A QUEER
WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST BRO? EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY GUACA BOWL
AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT What have I become My sweetest SuperPACs Everyone who donates goes away In the end
And you could have it all My secret guac recipe I will let you down I will make you hurt
I donated today And put guac on my meal I focused on the polls The lead that Trump did steal
Beneath sour cream and chives The nachos disappear Trump will be POTUS I will still be queer
what have I become my Swedish friends every bull I prep goes away in the end
Ian Davis
Sheeeit
Liam Ramirez
Oh life, it's bigger It's bigger than you And you are not me You can't insult your way to The presidency Oh no, I've said too much I've been set up
That's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my election Trying to keep up with you And I don't know if I can do it Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough
I thought that I heard you laughing I thought that I heard you sing I think I thought I saw you lie
Every whisper Of every waking hour I'm hearing that I'm losing Trying to keep an eye on news Like a hurt, lost and blinded fool, fool Oh no, I've said too much I've been set up
Gavin Flores
I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To make the leadership mine All I know Spics are a valuable thing Watch them hang drywall as the Florida vote swings Watch it count down to the end of polling day The guac takes my wife away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on but didn’t even know I wasted it all just to watch you go
I leave my guac with you Mashed up fresh avocados For all this There's only one thing you should know
I guac'd so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
I SHED BLOOD OF ARYAN MEN I SHED THE BLOOD OF THE ARYAN MEN I SHED IT AT DRESDEN I SHED THE BLOOD OF 20000 ARYAN MEN
Kayden Long
Tell me quit the race, well all I've got to say to you time and time again is "no!" NO! No, no, no!
At the bottom of the polls you claim. Those polls don't matter cause they don't know what I know. Know, know, know, know.
so if you ask me why i don't quit the election theres only one thing i can say to you i wanna guac GUAC!!!
Nicholas Ortiz
I did it all for the bowlie!
The bowlie!
So you can take that guacamole
And stick it up your, ASS!! Stick it up your, ASS!! Stick it up your, ASS!!
Isaac Morales
Dear Mister Im-Too-Good-say-sorry-and-surpass Thisll be the last JEB i ever send your ass its been six weeks and still no apology - i dont deserve it? I know you heard my last two demands my wife is a legal mexican and perfect So this is my cassette im sending you, i hope you hear it Im in a car right now, im doing 90 on the freeway Hey Trump, i drank a fifth of guaca, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air Tonight" about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him? That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning Now its too late, im on a 1000 guacabowles now, im drowsy And all i wanted was to beat you in the polls I hope you know i ripped all of my voters off with bowls I hate you trump, i hope you die before winning, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Trump; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk! Hey trump, that's my mexican wife screaming in the trunk, But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [car tires squeal] [CRASH] .. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]
Luis Cox
Dear jeb I meant to write you sooner but i just been busy You said your wifes mexican, how far along the border is she? look, im really flattered you wont leave mexicans out in the cold And here an autograph for you son i wrote it on a guacabowle I´m sorry i stumped you so hard at the debate, that must affect you Don´t think i wouldnt do that shit intentionally just to kek you And whats that shit you said about running for president too? That shits just clowning dogg, cmon how fucked up is you? you got some issues jeb, i think you need some counseling to help your campaign from bouncing off the walls when you get down some And whats this shit about you meant to be a frontrunner? that type of shit will make me not hold back on the stumper I really think you and your mexican wife just need each other or maybe you just need to cuck your brother I hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, ill think youll be doing just fine if you relax a little, im glad that i beat you in the polls but why are you so mad, try do understand, that i stump you for the laughs I just dont want you to do some crazy shit i seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his mexican wife in the trunk, and she was tied up with his kid and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about it, his name was... it was you Damn!
Michael Lopez
I will grind the eternal ANGLO to pieces. They must be brought to heel before the might of the ARYAN.
Adam Flores
I hear the polls a comin' Their pollin' 'round the bend, And I ain't seen the numbers, Since, I don't know when, I'm stuck in the Error Margin, And time keeps draggin' on, But them polls keep a pile'n', Over my goddamn home.
When I was just a baby, My father told me, "Jeb, Always be a good boy, And use your fuckin head," But I got stumped by Trump in Reno, Just to my suprise, When I hear his numbers growin', I hang my head and cry.
I bet there's rich folks eatin', In a fancy Trump Hotel, They're probably drinkin' coffee, And laughing at my peril. But I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free, But those people keep a-laughin', And that's what tortures me.
Well, if they freed me from this race, If his supporters were all mine, I bet I'd move a whole lot then, With the party line. Far from the Error Margin, That's where I want to stay, And I'd let my guacamole, Chase my Blues away.
;_________;
Jaxon Walker
you're the one who has been putting this in pubs in ARYAN ghettoes.
Brayden Hernandez
S-STOP
Ryan Perry
WE WUZ
Evan Morales
Ted Cruze, without a doubt. With Jeb being a close second.
Aiden Morales
Hahahaha yes ANGLO. The world will know of your treachery and you shall beg for mercy when the eternal ZEPPELIN rides across the sky of London.
wew, the meme is real. Was Christopher Lee the epitome of the Eternal Anglo? He lived a ridiculously long life after all.
Xavier Fisher
NNNN-NO
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN, AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND. I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
THE KEK BOY, THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD WIN, A WHOLE ELECTION PLEDGED TO HIM, YOU KNOW YOU DON’T BELONG, YOU’RE THE FIRST TO ATTACK, KEKED LIVE ON STAGE YOU CATCH SO MUCH FLACK, ALL THESE TEARS AND RAGE YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S WRONG, WELL TRUMP HAS THIS ELECTION IN THE BAG, CAN YOU SAY, MAKE AMERCIA GREAT AGAIN!
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB, YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN, AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND. I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
WELL HE’S ON THE LEDGE, AND NOBODY SHOWED, AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE KNOWS WHAT JEB IS DOING HERE, AND YOUR DONORS HAVE LEFT, YOU’VE BEEN DISMISSED, I ALWAYS HOPED IT WOULD COME TO THIS, AND I, I WANT YOU TO KNOW NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITTY GUACAMOLE, MAYBE TODAY, YOU CAN PUT THE GUAC AWAY.
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB, YOU SHOULD DROP OUT OF THIS CAMPAIGN, THAT YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING IN, AND IF YOU NEVER WANT TO MAKE GUAC AGAIN, I WOULD UNDERSTAND. I WOULD UNDERSTAND, I WOULD UNDERSTAND… CAN YOU PUT THE GUAC AWAY, I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY JEB, I WOULD UNDERSTAND.
Jason Diaz
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William Hernandez
Hey Jeb Don't be afraid Take a handgun And make it better
Remember, to let him under your skin And then you'll begin By making it better
And anytime you see the news Hey Jeb, stay cool Don't carry your wife across the border Yeah, we know that your a cuck And a fuck up But wearing a hoodie you just look older
No no no no, no no no no no
Hey Jeb Don't let us down It's all loaded, go make it better Remember, to aim into your heart And then you can start To make it better
Oliver Foster
You may have evaded the whirring centrifugal blades at the Refinery, but whether you like it or not you will come into contact with the giant ARYAN SHREDDERS that will reduce you to an easily fermentable pulp.
Your family will be placed in the DRESDEN MACHINES and forced to relive that night over and over again until their souls are chattel to us.
Another poll comes in, I'm down to seventh place Another month of this and I'll be out of the race Trump c.ucked me once again, I tried to be a tough guy I call my Jew donors and ask for a reason why
I tried to stump the Trump again And still my polls don't rise This has been the worst campaign of my life
So take the guac bowls and my troll Hispanic wife Put them away and help me to end my life Trump's now at 42 and I am stuck at 3 I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me
I tried to stump the Trump again And still my polls don't rise This has been the worst campaign of my life
I tried to stump the Trump again And still my polls don't rise This has been the worst campaign of my life
Landon Perez
Locked in my cuck cellar all I had for lunch Was guac, wine, more guac, wine and Captain Crunch More guac for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up an in-between re-fried beans to munch Trump whatever happened to us? Why didn't you just shut up? All I asked for was a nom and such! You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's going through your mind after such A nasty campaign with that stupid cunt Republican party shit better back the fuck Up, I'm not playin', I want it back, you punk This is Mexican stuff bedspread satin funk Mixed with cuckholdry with a little rap and punk Cruz and Doctor Carson, Shaft, Chris Christie, crunk And yeah baby I want another crack at ya You can beat me with any words that you want I mean I really want funds bad, you cunt Trump you had your fun, I've come to kick you in your sack of junk Man I could use a fresh batch of guac So prepare your vernacular for Trump Wall acupuncture!
Guac Bowls from Jeb Bush When will it ever cease For Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the least Guac Bowls from Jeb Bush What's goin through his mind Half the time when I rhyme we're sellin out like Guac Bowls from Jeb Bush Somebody turn the vacancy sign on Cause I'm gone, trashing all my Guac Bowls from Jeb Bush I sink the polls and act Like a madman holdin a Glad bag
I fucking hate these reddit fags who turned up in March/April and think Sup Forums didn't exist befire they got here
Jose Price
He put him out Like a dog that took a dump in the living room. And crushed his dreams He spent his whole life trying to make true
We watched him throw his whole campaign away a little at a time. But he couldn't ever stump the Trump, or get him off his mind, until the night
He put that pistol to his head, and pulled the trigger He finally got cucked hard enough to see Life is short, and his was extra bitter His wife could barely reach up to his knees
We found him with his face down in the pisser With a note that said the secret was a lime And when they buried him beneath the border They sang a guacamole lullaby
la lala, la la la la la lala, la la la la
The rumors flew But he failed to see that he should blame himself For years and years He tried to hide the weakness in his breath
He threw his whole campaign away a little at a time. And he never could get pumped enough to get trump off his mind, until the night
He put that pistol to his head, and pulled the trigger He finally got cucked hard enough to see Life is short, and his was extra bitter His wife could barely reach up to his knees
We found him with his face down in the pisser Clinging to his secret for dear life And when they buried him beneath the border They sang a guacamole lullaby
la lala, la la la la la lala, la la la la
Aaron Cooper
Fool. You think you can stop a pure blonde haired blue eyed ARYAN such as myself? You think I won't destroy you from within? I will grind your lifeless ANGLO corpse into the Big Johns meat grinder until all that is left are the BEADY ANGLO EYES which I shall take as trophy and show to the superior ARYAN children of DEUTSCHLAND.
Kayden Edwards
Hey, I'm feeling tired, My time, is gone today, I flirt with suicide, Sometimes, that's okay, Hear what others say, I'm here standing hollow, Polling away from me, Polling away from me.
ElectionDay, is here fading, That's when, I would say, I flirt with suicide, Sometimes kill the pain, I can always say, It's gonna be better tomorrow, Polling away from me, Polling away from me.
Beating me down, Beating me, beating me, Down, down, Into the ground.
(Polling away from me), It's spinning round and round, (Polling away from me), It's lost and can't be found, (Polling away from me) It's spinning round and round, (Polling away from me), So down.
Beating me down, Beating me, beating me, Down, down, Into the ground, Trumping so slow, Beating me, beating me, Down, down, Into the ground.
Pressing me, he won't go away, So I pray, go away.
He's Polling away from me.
Beating me down, Beating me, beating me, Down, down, Into the ground, Trumping so slow, Beating me, beating me, Down, down, Into the ground.
Jaxon Cooper
That's great, it starts with an debate Trump and Shilary snake, an aeroplane, and Ted Cruz is not afraid
Eye of the media, listen to yourself spin MSM serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength The leader starts to clatter with a fear of Trump, down, Trump Bush in a fire, represent the mid-east games And a government for hire and a combat site Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Saudis breathing down your neck
Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, schlonged, cropped Look at that Trump plane, fine, then Uh-oh, overflow, Illegal population, migrant group But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself World serves its own needs, listen to their heart's bleed Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light Feeling pretty psyched
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine
Jayden Price
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Cooper Anderson
This. Wasnt kek tpwards late 2015 though? It's been a while since I remember the first thread.
Damn this has been a good year if so
Parker Peterson
Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught by foreign power Slash and burn, sin, listen to yourself spin Lock him behind a wall, sombrero burning, taco tossing Every mestizo escalates, automatic incarcerate Fight a wetback, fight a mestizo, deport now, deport now Watch your border rush, rush, uh-oh This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (I have a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (I have a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall) I feel fine (I feel fine)
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall)
The other night I dreamt a nice continental border divide Mountains sit in a line, Chaos Candidate Mike Huckbee, Ted Cruz, and Rand Paul Elctionday party, guacbowl, beaners, boom You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but reckt, right? Jeb
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall)
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall)
Zachary Lopez
It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it (It's time I had a Trump wall) It's the end of the U.S.A. as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had a Trump wall)
(It's time I had a Trump wall)
Luke Hall
>2016 5 cents have been deposited into your account filthy ledditor
Jace Barnes
YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS, ANGLO WRETCH! THE ARMIES OF THE ARYAN ARE ON THE MARCH AND ARE COMING FOR YOUR BEADY EYES.
Anthony Hill
Here come dat boi
Joshua Wright
Can we forget about the things I said when I was Trumped? I didn't mean to call you that I can't remember what was said or why you schlonged me Please tell me...
Please tell me why my poll numbers are only 3%, And I'm sliping with my conservatives I came in thinking I'll win this fight And you're gone, gone
It's no surprise to me Trumps my own worst enemy 'Cause every now and then Trump kicks the living shit out of me The Republican party is going off, and there's the conservative Still burning,
Please tell me why my poll numbers are only 3% And I'm sliping with my conservatives I came in through the window last night And you're gone, gone
Please tell me why my poll numbers are only 3% And I'm sliping with my conservatives I came in thinking I'll win this fight
It's no surprise to me Trumps my own worst enemy 'Cause every now and then Trump kicks the living shit out of me
Can we forget about the things I said when I was Trumped? I didn't mean to call you that
Brody Walker
BUDDY YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY MAKE A BIG NOISE PLAYING IN THE GOP GONNA BE THE PRES SOME DAY YOU GOT GUAC ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE KICKIN' YOUR CAMPAIGN ALL OVER THE PLACE SINGIN'
WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU
BUDDY YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY HARD MAN SHOUTING IN THE DEBATE GONNA TAKE ON THE TRUMP SOME DAY YOU GOT GUAC ON YOUR FACE YOU BIG DISGRACE WAVIN' YOUR TURTLES ALL OVER THE PLACE
WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU SINGIN' WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU
BUDDY YOU'RE A TOUGH GUY POOR MAN PLEADING WITH YOUR DONORS GONNA STUMP THE TRUMP SOME DAY YOU GOT GUAC ON YOUR FACE BIG DISGRACE SOMEBODY BETTER PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE
WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU SINGING WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU EVERYBDOY WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU WE WILL WE WILL STUMP YOU
Mason Allen
Definitely Cruz-kun
Grayson King
To be honest this has been the best year on Sup Forums.
Noah Barnes
>nobody mentioned the most popular memes: really makes you think, >1 post by this id
sad!
Dominic Taylor
PAPA JUST KILLED MY PLAN PUT MY GUAC AGAINS'T HIS HEAD PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW I'M ¡YEB! PAPA THE RACE HAD JUST BEGUN BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND BLOWN IT ALL AWAY PAPA WOOOWOOOO DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY IF I'M NOT KEKED AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW CARRY ON, CARRY ON 'CAUSE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS...
TOO LATE OUR TIME IS DONE HE SENDS TWEETS DOWN MY SPINE MEDIA'S BUZZING ALL THE TIME GOODBYE, EVERYBODY I'VE GOT TO GO BUT I'LL LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND MY FAMOUS GUAC!
PAPA WOOOWOOOOO I DON'T LIKE THE DON SOMETIMES WISH HE'D NEVER RUN AT ALLLLLLLLL
I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN DADDY BUSH, DADDY BUSH WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO? THUNDERBOLTS OF LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
HELLO RATO HELLO RATO HELLO RATO HELLO RATO, FIGARO MAGNIFICO-O-O-O I'M JUST A TOUGH GUY, NOBODY LOVES ME (HE'S JUST A TOUGH GUY FROM A RICH FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS LOW ENERGY) EASY DON, EASY BRO WILL YOU LET ME GO? (LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO) (LET HIM GO) (LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO) (LET HIM GO) (LOW ENERGY, NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO) (LET ME GO) NEVER, NEVER LET ME GO OH-OH-OH (NO, NO, NO, NO) OH BROTHER DUBYA, BROTHER DUBYA (BROTHER DUBYA LET ME GO) (DONALD TRUMP HAS A BULLET SET ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!)
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STUMP ME AND SPIT IN MY GUAC?!!! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BULLY ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEE?!
OHHH, TRUMP CAN'T DO THIS TO ME TRUMP
JUST GOTTA GET AROUND, JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTTA HERE RIGHT HERE
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS EVERYONE CAN SEE NOTHING REALLY MATTERS NOTHING REALLY MATTERS TO MEEEE! anywhere the Don... goes.......
Camden Allen
Alberto barbosa
Aiden Morris
Yep, kekism was birthed in late 2015. Damn my memory is beeddy gud: