MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE. DO NOT GO TO TUVALU! I REPEAT DO NOT INVADE TUVALU!

Tuvalu WILL be our Waterloo!

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This you idiots.

I think we should invade Tuvalu

TIDF is out in full force I see

Unfortunately we made the mistake of thinking we successfully eliminated the thread of the TIDF. Big mistake

Day 100
>TIDF led natives completely blow up the water-desalination plant causing massive unrest

Day 150
>Natives grow discontent; pressure from the UN to disband the island and restore power to the "legitimate" government grows. International intervention was bound to happen.

Day 200

> Tuvaluan uprising. 150 NEET forces killed in the middle of the night.

Day 234

> all pol/acks now dead aside from me, write post in the meme in the future.

I'm a little late to the party, lads.
Bring me up to speed on this Tuvalu situation

Serious question:

Why couldn't whites legally conquer this island through demographic change?

How determined ideologically motivated white couples have to move in order to subvert Tuvalu?

>10 Males
>10 Females
> They Make 10 Couples.

> They have Mormon level families
> 8 Kids per family
> Army of 80 (slightly-higher-than-room-temperature iq) ideologically motivated whites in a single generation.
> Your kids control key positions in the government, business, media


And this is being very conservative. What if we go for 20 families?

I think this makes way more sense than "invading" an island and falling into a CIA operation like David Duke did in the 70s.

Sometimes I wonder if the white race is truly that superior

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TIDF plz fuck off

The problem would be convincing the daughters of the 10 couples not to get BLACKED by the local niggers. Which they almost certainly would do.

Home of excellent waterslides??

Fuck off TIDF

You idiots have about 100 years before that island is under water

>that piña colada
This is some Mr. Kurtz, Heart of Darkness level shit. Dont even try to pretend you haven't already conquered the native peoples of Tuvalu and convinced them to worship you as a god. You just want to keep all that sweet easy living for yourself!

INVADE TUVALU NOW

>TUVALU
>government
>business
kek
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>not homeschooling your daughters and keeping them in Jesus Burqas

I shiggy you don't diggy, paddy

This
We'll jew them into oblivion

Sup Forums is officialy in war with Tuvalu. We have already invasion plans. I know some pol/acks that bought weapons for us and we already bought ship to sail there and overthrow the goverment

Fuck off TIDF.

You'll look great running the water slides at the hotels with the view of the russian sub base.

> The problem would be convincing the daughters of the 10 couples not to get BLACKED by the local niggers.

This is not necessarily directed at you but, it is because of obvious answers such as yours that I always get laugh when edgy fucking Stormfags sneer at christianity/religion.

Yes, it is precisely due to this reason why religion exist.No one wants to have their daughter BlACKED.

>your 4th reich

Proof or it didn't happen

>Why couldn't whites legally conquer this island through demographic change?
Almost all whites aren't stupid enough to move to shitholes on the far end of civilization while there are other places that's far better for them. Falklands for example need more whites willing to live there. Its even bigger and have shitloads of cheap land for farming.

Few days ago someone posts a Tuvalu hate thread.

Someone took it to the extremes in that thread, just spewing complete hatred about Tuvalu and giving facts about why we should hate it.

The following day, there is another thread, where someone took it to extremes. They sent an email waging war on the nation of Tuvalu. It went viral after that.

The Prime Minister also has been paranoid about the invasion his entire life. When we conqured the island, he said he "always dreamed it was going to happen but didn't know when it was going to happen". see how paranoid he is.

Yet, every western (white) country has jews and liberal white faggots that will persecute any sort of white nationalism.

This is kind of the point why we would conquer a place like Tuvalu.

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Better waterloo than pooinloo.

You retards. I am not TIDF. I hate them as much as you do. I personally oversaw the TIDF deathcamps (About 800 members total) on Tuvalu. And I will tell you, that despite our best efforts, we were unable to completely eliminate them. I REPEAT, DO NOT GO TO TUVALU. IT WAS A MISTAKE.

we chose a ship already? Pic?

When do we do it? Are there any Tuvualu nation holidays we could use to our advantage?

that big fucking meaty hand

I used to have another one.

4u

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Fuck OP. We're doing this
get in and report for duty

This, sounds like a good idea.

What's this all about? Help a clueless Jew.

>Germany
>In charge of taking over anything

Man, how is that conquering Europe thing going for you?

Tuvalu said they have their own banking system and give out loans with no interest rates.

Please don't. You can prevent this failure in your time line.

I
AM
TRYING
TO
SAVE
YOU!.

Fuck you. Where else am I supposed to go when Germany turns into a caliphate?

Trust me, it it isn't.

You're all retards. You can take the island without shooting a single bullet

>land on the island armed to the teeth
>tell their men that you will fake an invasion so that they can apply to 1st world countries as refugees
>brainwash them about how life is great in 1st world and show pictures of white women and they're craving for islander dick
>they have to leave their beautiful women on the island though (5/10 and above)
>tell them that if they don't agree to these terms you will take the island by force and genocide them all
>everybody wins without unnecessary bloodshed

Disgusting... I'll have to lend a bit of my Jew Magick towards giving you fags some luck.

At least you'll be alive. Nothing but death awaits in Tuvalu.

Too late I'm already on the boat halfway there. I have one beretta 92fs and 12 rounds .380, which this model doesn't use.

>help a jew
>Burger comes to the rescue

well I guess all is normal then

Grand so.
Let me know if I can do anything to help.

You can help by doing the responsible thing by being the one to end this movement.

Somebody stop him, please.

10 whites without any equipment could have that cleaned up in a week.

Demolishing those shantytowns might require some kind of a bulldozer but it wouldn't be impossible with just sledgehammers and wheelbarrows if we'd put our backs into it. The garbage could be used in landfills to elevate the ground in a dyke like fashion.

It's not that hard if you don't have a passive third world mentality

Future guy, did I kill myself yet in the future?

We cleaned everything up during the first 100 days and had it very nice. We even were able to afford a water desalination plant and solar panels but this bliss was short lived. The remaining TIDF forces sabotaged the desalination plant (completely destroyed it actually) and a revolt occurred after. All our hard work, all our money time and effort invested in Tuvalu in the end was for nothing.

Were you the Jewish guy? You actually had your will to live again but, as you are well aware, many Sup Forumslacks dislike merchants as yourself, and someone dumped you off at sea (alive) in the middle of the night and you were never heard from again. Perhaps you drifted to shore somewhere? Either way, if you don't go to Tuvalu, you can avoid this fate.

That's why we displace them. Send them as climate refugees to cucked nations.

This TUVALU IS NONSENSE.
> TUVALU is NONSENSE
TUVALU is NonSense
> Tuvalu is NonSense !

This is a nonsense to completely discredit you, if it is even little possible...

TUVALU IS a dangerous NONSENSE.
> TUVALU offensive is NONSENSE
TUVALU is NonSense
> Tuvalu is NonSense ! ! !
TV is electric j...

Is that a voodoo 3dfx card? Holy shit he must run need for speed 2 at a solid 50fps

It really happened in my timeline. That's why I'm here now trying to warn you about it.

Yes it was. I hated their PCs. They only had a ton of viruses on them because all they did aside from TIDF work was watch hardcore pornography on them. See the protective chair covering?

We're refugees and Tuvalu is Germany.

It's ashame that some of the best posters on pol perished on that bloody island. And all for nothing.

We've already shifted timelines once we can do it again

HEED MY WARNING.

Post the meme in my original post every single Tuvalu thread you see. Perhaps if others are warned..... It can be averted.

>Tuvalu averted
>Lives Saved.

It wouldn't work to actually live there, because /ppl/ would be too stupid to survive and countries would intervene. What would be better would be a suicide mission, whose sole purpose was to genocide the population of an entire country. It would be legendary.

>UK sees one of its commonwealth nations attacked
>Australia and/or New Zealand send a small destroyer or patrol vessel
>Everyone surrenders or is killed

If you do it violently, you'll have to cut off the entire island from all sorts of communications and even then people will start wondering why planes aren't coming back and family members on the island aren't responding.

If you want to do this correctly, I propose we pick the leftist way as a cover:

>Found a charity organisation to help Tuvaluans
>Milk the ''Tuvalu is sinking because of global warming'' card heavily. Maybe even get funding from various other organisations or even Soros himself
>Send ''charity workers'' to the islands, who clean up garbage, build nicer houses etc.
>Make it so that they can stay a longer time
>Have the charity workers talk as many islanders as they can into leaving the island voluntarily, claiming it can't be long now until it sinks and everybody dies
>Secretly put a chemical castration agent in the food you which is handed out, rendering all Tuvaluan males infertile
>Gain access to the internet infrastructure, claiming to do maintenance work
>Control communication, filter out any outbound communication which doesn't fit the narrative whilst keeping general internet running as to not arouse suspicion
>Once the organisation has such a large presence on the island that it becomes the go-to representative for questions
>Cut increasingly more communication lines, but claim this is because of water damage bc muh rising tide
>Bribe a few useful idiots amongst the islanders to become a puppet government (Tuvalu has no political parties, so it should be easy to win elections)
>Declare full independence from Bongland
>Now it is time to move. Rape all islander women and enslave the men
>The halfling brood will serve as a peasant-worker class for the second stage

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Hey,

INVADE TUVALU!

That's one hell of an idea user, thanks!

Tuvalu invasion when?

>or even Soros himself
Oh god the sole thought of Sup Forums scamming that old fuck makes me harder than tungsten

Send us some of that IRA money

STOP PLANNING.

Tuvalu is death.

What is a tulavu?

You fool, read the original post and heed my warning. It only ends in death.

this is what i've been saying. i don't want to rule tuvalu or improve it or practice sustainable economics there. i just want to see Sup Forums genocide 10,000 pineapple niggers as a prank, and then at the UN tribunal court, say, 'it was just a prank bro!'. that's the kind of thing thats worth throwing your life away for.

Our new country

Not the one we want
But the one we need
It's a big island

Never

>being this scared of island subniggers

The invasion is already underway

kek wills it.
tuvaluan genocide 2017.

Why take over Tuvalu though? It will be underwater soon. I say we take over Sweden instead. It's not like they'll do anything about it.

I agree with OP

nice, i've already got a flag ready.
print this off when you make to the TIDF headquarters.

post Tuvalu invasion pics

We made the same mistake of underestimating our opponents.

>65 iq Tuvaluans cant hurt us.

We were wrong. You are wrong.

We found the truth about global warming from the TIDF. They invented it---- hook, line and sinker---- so they could use the myth of rising sea levels to get aid for 'climate change damage' and ship people off as displaced 'climate refugees'.

>Force the men to build grand dikes all around the main island, bringing in additional sand by cargo ship, like the Dubai artificial islands do. Paid for by the .tv licensing revenues.
>The ample amounts of garbage already present on the island will serve as further filling for the water defence project
>Once the main island is secured from flooding, it is time to build desalination plants. A small amount will suffice, as the islands are not very large. Also, the internal lake on one of the islands can be used for extra fresh water
>As the largest source of food will be fish, it is necessary to acquire fishing vessels. The rest of the food will be grown on the land, but the large scale culling (through forced labour) of the native population will significantly reduce the need for food and thus farming land, leaving ample amounts for the growing of cash crops like cannabis and coca
>The native population will be slowly culled and ground into food for the remaining natives, providing a natural and cost-neutral final solution to the Tuvaluan problem.
>A token amount of natives will be kept alive to keep the necessary outwards appearance through the puppet government and those with the most relatives in other countries. They will be forced to keep pretending everything is okay whilst everything is in fact not so okay for them
>By this time, we are ready to go full jew. We play out enemies against each other to our advantage. Taiwan pays a good amount of money to third world countries if they have a Taiwanese embassy instead of a PRC one
>Once we get the money, the PRC will make its move, trying to outbid Taiwan. Double cross the Taiwanese and allow a token PRC presence. Make sure none of the Chinese actually see what's going on, by placing the embassy on an outlying island

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t. TIDF

You better have an action camera with you. I need to see this!

POO IN WATER LOO

Invade it

WTF, is all this Tuvalu faggotry? What kind of new autism is this?

You're LARPing, but you have put some thought into this.
How many Sup Forumsacks do you think would be needed as a minimum to do this right?

KEK VULT

Fuck off TIDF. Tuvalu is Sup Forums's birthright. We were born to genocide the natives and create a spacefaring civilization starting with Tuvalu. A new age is dawning. The age of the Jews is over. The age of Sup Forums has just begun! SIEG HEIL!

Someone show him the war declaration.

This is why you use jew tactics to take one of their islands.

Go away evil dogger.

Not entirely sure but I am starting to like this new meme.

Conquering Tuvalu is our god-given right.

You larping tuvalu cunts, you're never going to takeover an island in the middle of fuck knows where, but it'd be very possible to take over this newly formed micronation in Poland.

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You know that irl almost no women get blacked? Only the bottom tier white trash and the ones who marry the rich basketball nogs for money and fame.