You will never be american

>You will never be american

is there anything worse than this?

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Why would you want to be a beaner?

>is there anything worse than this?

Yes.

not being a white European American

yes, being one

>imblying
what is a green card
You can get it too and it's easy if you aren't a shitskin poorfag, Hiroshima Nagasaki.

Aren't native Americans offspring of master race asians?

Besides what kind of american?
South?
North?
central?

>tfw being able to drink what comes out of the water faucet without getting brain cancer
Why live?

Naturalize yourself chink

Quite literally no. But desu, you can become American if you want.

Oh hey Japan bro, haven't seen you in a while

>Not wanting to live in your glorious nip ethnostate instead wanting to become a minority in our country.

People like you are the reason your race wont even fuck to save itself.

Weaboos need to be gassed

>European American

>tfw the homicide rate per 100k of your country starts with "0."
Eurofeels :(

>muh heritage

You're American you fucking faggot, not European

All memes and shitposting aside, being American is fucking great. I'm sure there's plenty of people all over the world that feel the same about their own countries but damn... Not sure how you can top this. It's so comfy.

Shit... geographically alone it's amazing. There's mountains. There's beaches. There's big cities. There's beautiful forests. There's deserts. There's plains and rainforests and Everglades.

And all in one country.

Never being a christian...

>I was born in a garage, therefore car
Blood is everything.

Yes. America is amazing.

hey, you know what japan youre alright in our book. come visit anytime. id love to visit Tokyo and fuck some sweet young jap schoolgirls

Yes, coming to the realization that America as you envision it is rapidly dying and is quickly becoming Mexico 2.0

Only a few more days. We will see.

I know right!

The best music. The best events. The best food and chefs. The variety from state to state in culture and food. You could spend your whole life traveling America alone and never grasp even half of the nation.

What a great place to be we're so lucky

Truly a paradise, the pinnacle of the White civilization

>wanting to be an American
Ever since Trump became President Elect, even FRANCE is laughing at us ):

Many such cases! The middle class is strong and we are all free to speak our minds because of freedom!

Fuck off John, don't you have an English class to teach

>free to speak your mind
>get fined if you refuse to bake a cake for a faggot "wedding"

Don't say that word. That's a bad word. My government will find you.

>says the American English teacher who ran away to Japan

i like how Americans say they have Scottish, welsh or Irish heritage and never admit they were English

Well said brother in free

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>Ashokan Farewell
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>America the Beautiful
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>Ragged Old Flag
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Thanks for the freedom boner

>Unironically letting fringe outliers cloud your judgement

All these other countries basing their idea of America off news blurbs and the Kardashians is funny.

Visit and stay for a bit and I bet you'll never want to leave :)

But you'll have to because fuck immigrants

Move here legally and integrate with the culture.
Presto you're American.

I'm mostly German and English with probably a random nigger or native thrown in generations and generations ago.

Fucking hell, freedom*

It's not really that great. I only have Canada and Australia to compare, but life here is very stressful and competitive. If you don't have a decent family and some wealth like a house or land it can really suck.

yep. moving out of your land when you onry speak engrish

Being American is only 1/3rd masterrace
>you will never be a gay American Jew
why live?

>Having to work hard for your dreams ;_; ;_;
Australia is damn cool tho, I'll admit.

London wasn't.

Your a Jap. You can become an American if you truly try. Buy you will probably fail.

Your half white kids might have a chance.

No

>you were born in Commiefornia

is there anything worse than this?

But California(San francisco) is best place in the world....

At least getting ran over by moslems isn't a weekly occurrence here.

I only feel pity for them.

hello, my fellow Commiefornia bro

humboldt county here

sort of wish i was born south more

i know California is shit, but it has a special place in my heart.

nice palm trees
hot women
nice beaches

The last 16 years have turned this country from the greatest in the world to a third world police state. I hope Trump makes us great again.

fug forgot to add the song that represent california so beautifully

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I live on the east coast so I can't say I understand your pain but I like the idea of romantically being a dumb naive surfer. Seems like a chill life.

I guess reality is stoner hippies controlling your politics and Mexicans murdering you with illegal weapons tho.

Anyone can become an American. That's the beauty of it. If you come here legally and integrate, you're one of us.

If you are the "dude weed lmao" type you can pretty much live in peace in any SJW wrecked shithole.

If you follow that logic you're actually an African nigger

ya, i know, there are a lot of people like that here

but we're not all bad

im a conservative and i love California

the people are usually nice here and give smiles

i really wish California was a place where white families could come for vacation to go to the beach and stuff and have a good time in the sun

it might get slightly better though if trump goes through with what he says and get's some of the illegals out of here

P.S, i hate surfer faggots, i also hate pot heads
i'll maybe smoke weed once or twice a month, and a very small amount, but that's usually it. the scenery is usually enough for me

I admit it lol my great grandparents where tenenbalms and Edwards probably misspelled that first one lol

I'm actually emigrating next summer, really looking forward to it

We're full, stay the fuck out.

>Anyone can become an American. That's the beauty of it.
That's fucking disgusting mate.

I'm American, and I'd rather be a fucking leaf.

You could never be canadian

already happening my dude, sorting out my papers on the 13th of march

There's nothing wrong with having to work hard, or having the opportunity to find work, but there is something wrong with every single aspect of life being stressful because some Jew wants to Jew you as many times as possible.

this. GOD BLESS AMERICA

San Fagsisco is too liberal and expensive. You're better off living in LA. There's areas with a large Jap population out there.

He's lying. Only people like pic related are Americans.

Nah, their immgration policy is similar to that of Switzerland. You are only welcome if you are very rich or a murderous and rapey shitskin.
If you are a middle class generic white guy you can pretty much forget about it.

>you can say whatever you want unless it hurts muh feelings
this is whats wrong with america tbqh faqm

Don't be silly. You can be American.

If you come here and legally prove you are capable of being a citizen and pass all of the tests, you are fucking American.

The reason we are building a wall and sending all the mexicans back is because they are criminals who are bringing in all of their problems instead of legally immigrating here by meeting our criteria for joing our great nation.

Obama is hated because he is allowing them to break the law instead of changing the laws.

Anyone can be American. You just have to follow the rules. I welcome anyone as a fellow American who is willing to do just that.

Obama has completely corrupted this concept.

I'm not, but if I was and didn't know any better (blue pill) that would be ok. Travel, hitchhike, surf, smoke. Like I said, seems nice in a romantic kind of way.

Yes it's a beautiful state I'll give it that.

If you came here and became a citizen I would consider you as American as me, the problem isn't letting 3rd worlders think they are American, it's letting them come here in the first place. So if someone has the right values and wouldn't be a filthy leech then there is nothing disgusting about accepting them as American. It's all about being able to control who comes in.

Not sure, I mean, you're a nip, and your countries men pay to hug your women like beta fags.

Then you could be an American, we your countries gene pool has 40% non non Caucasians in it, while you're set to become a minority come 2050.

Or you could be a Swede, where your nation is brought up on feminism, your boys are EXTREMELY feminised, and your workforce is almost a matriarchy, that supported by cultural socialism.

Or you could be a Frenchie or Russian cuck where your country is over 15% muslim.

Or you could be another form of basic cuck like a Brit, an Italian, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Brazilian, or an Irishman etc

Western countries that aren't too cucked, are Poland, Hungary, Argentina, Lithuania and Chile

im motherfucking dual mother fuckers

this winter is comfy as fuck

yes,
being american LOL

There's always gonna be the Jew. Every country has a Jew. We might not be able to reach Jew level freedom and wealth but being happy at middle or mid upper class is entirely possible even starting from nigger level poverty. Don't give up sadanon.

My Brit friends loved it here. They got fat real fast though because they weren't used to the plethora of cheap as fuck food. Be friends with a fit American and watch how he eats.

If you came here and became a citizen, I would ask you when are you moving back to your real country. Values are genetic and historical. Everything else is a liberal delusion.

according to (((science)))
out of africa is still a theory
the ancient finnish korean wars are just as likely

gas yourself kike

White Americans are made up of a multitude of different ethnic groups, often mixed with other whites. Should we not accept a white croat?

>A literal piece of paper determines who is American and who is not

Disgusting.
TBQH, the only real "Americans" are the WASPS, all others (including other whites) seems like implants who cant figure out/ create their own culture and traditions.

Send him back home. I'm sick and tired of brain drain.

I'm white but I was born on a military base outside the country so I'm still American. Feels good man.

So you think the U.S shouldn't accept any immigrants?

don't poo here pls

>brain drain
Maybe if your country didnt suck so hard, the talented people might actually stay.

The disenchantment is all too real. Even the hag Coulter denounced him.

our founding fathers didn't even want to be European American you dummy. euroshits are pussys

Having met many of your kind I can assure you there isn't much to drain.

>.
Anyone can be american right now just cross the border at mexico before obama leaves

This is what a buttblasted (((civic))) nationalist looks like.

Nah it isn't because I'm not. I just never pass an opportunity to insult croats.

But news blurbs and Kardashians is literally whats so great about USA, people so vapid and materialistic because they CAN afford to be that way. Its kinda like Huxley's BNW, where the stupid cunt realizes there exists life outside her privileged bubble, take a look at the IGs or twitter of Cali girls, and you will realize exactly what I am talking about.

Nobody takes these people seriously except teenagers, housewives and bored people on social media, you know that right?

Nobody actually talks about that shit IRL here.

No offense but, do you go out often? Do you have a large friend circle with plenty of girls?
I really dont want to influence my opinion because of a shut in Robot.

SOCAL HERE

I am literally in Santa Monica 1 mile from the beach. For lunch I may eat Chipotle. $10 burrito. How much is that in rupees, pesos, or whatever foreign currency you non-Americans use? Also, girls are walking past me wearing bikinis (and it WINTER). If that's not an alpha living state I don't know what to tell you. If you talk shit on America, just know every moment you're not living like this is just a waste. GET ON OUR LEVEL WORLD!!!!!

Pic related. That's the pier I'm talking about and girls like this are literally as plentiful as the sand between my toes.

Yes. I'm a bartender on the weekends and STEM during the week. I have a giant social network.

ANYBODY CAN BE AMERICAN YOU FILTHY NIPS

MOVE TO AMERICA

START A BUISNESS

OWN A HOME

LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM

THE BEAUTY OF AMERICA IS THAT ANYBODY (we like of course) CAN BE AMERICAN

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS

Enjoy your 200% taxation on astonomical cost of living

Ugly whores with too much makeup? You can have them. Europeans look gorgeous without makeup because they don't have shit genes

I detest native Brits for the same reason, so many fugly bitches caked in makeup

Honestly, America is in your heart, if you're a real American then move here, if not GET THE FUCK OUT.

If you're not sure what I mean by a real American then you don't know anyway. It's like freedom and liberty fucking on the beach and then firing a missile at a boat of African immigrants to protect what they have.

Spare me your platitudes Burgershart. If what you said was true in the least, The nigs who have been there from 200 years might feel its their country too and take pride in calling themselves Americans, instead you have all this BLM and notmypresident shit.


wow. How does a STEM muster up the courage to become a bartender? Do you bartend at a normal place or some MLP bar?